Cum In My Gaping Butthole 2 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/21/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 124 min.

Production Date: 6 / 14 - 18 / 2006

Director: Charlie Manson

Cast: Allison Pierce, Arcadia Davida, Cherrie Rose, Harmony Rose, Monica Breeze, Scott Lyons, Talon, and Trevor

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Normally I'd really be looking forward to this one, but it has two major strikes against it. First, Stoney Curtis has done some of the worst creampie movies I've ever seen with fakery so bad that even Ed Wood would be able to laugh at them. Second, it has a lineup of guys that I normally avoid. If not for Harmony Rose giving me a bit of hope I'd avoid this one like the plague. I'm going into this one with very low expectations.

Initial Reaction: It's a pretty solid release, and much better than I expected.

Who Should Watch It : Anal fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see asses swallowing up cum

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. It's nicely balanced between the performers and Charlie behind the camera, but there are also some noticeable background noises. The video is much the same. It's nicely lit and barely shows any grain, but there is some very noticeable camera motion.

Music: None

Borderline False Advertising and Disc Complaints: Both the cover and the DVD itself proclaim that there's ”Over 3 Hours of Hardcore Footage”. The movie lasts 2:04:34 and the bonus scene lasts 26:21. I don't consider trailers or any other extras “Hardcore Footage” (I even hate seeing bonus scenes added into the listed running time as they're not what I pick up the movie for), which means that this one falls roughly a half hour short of its claim. I'm deducting a half hour from the overall score because of this.

There's also no time stamp to the main movie, which greatly limits the ability to navigate the movie as the viewer is limited to chapter breaks rather than being able to skip to any point in the movie they want with the remote. This always ticks me off, because there are times when I want to jump to specific points in the movie with the remote and can't. Oddly, there is a time stamp in some of the extras which means it was available. Details like this give adult DVDs a “Fuck it, it's just porn” feeling, as I can't remember the last mainstream DVD I've seen without a time stamp. I'm deducting another half point from the overall score because of the lack of a time stamp.

Menus: The menu menu is very generic, and just blends the cover still with a bit of generic background animation and a clip from the movie. The chapter menu is also very generic, and just lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number. When you choose a scene you're then allowed to choose where you want to go sexually, but never told something useful, like who's in the scene.

The Feature

Cum In My Gaping Butthole 2 keeps things fairly simple. Each girls shows off for Charlie and his camera while chatting for him, and is then joined by a guy. Sometimes the guy goes right to fucking them silly and sometimes they start out with a little oral action, but every girl takes it in the ass and lets the guy pop on her asshole.

Scene 1 – Cherrie Rose and Trevor

Cherry, a nice looking Latino chick with her hair partially bleached and a hideous stud below her lower lip, starts things out walking into the house wearing a skirt that doesn't come close to covering her ass or white panties with a black bikini top. She shows off her ass a bit while kneeling on a chair before turning around to show off her tits and rub her pussy. After giving a grimacing smile she's joined by Trevor, who sticks out his tongue for a lizard kiss before giving her tits a lick as well. He has her lie back on the couch to lick and finger her pussy before letting her suck his cock. He stretches out her cheek a bit and fucks her throat before letting Cherrie get up and bounce on his cock cowgirl style. Cherrie slides a finger into her ass to warm herself up while riding him, and makes sure to suck Trevor's cock clean before turning around to let him stretch out each of her holes in reverse cowgirl. Of course Cherrie sucks her ass off his cock, and after a couple tastes gets on all fours for Trevor to fuck her ass doggie style. She sucks her ass off her cock a bit more, and also lets Trevor take her ass missionary style. They finish things up with a bit of pile driver before Trevor pops in Cherrie's gaping ass, and afterwards she lets him fuck it into her ass.

This is a pretty average scene. Cherrie has a very generic barely legal stripper look to her, and although she does seem to get into the sex she also has a tendency to feel like she's overplaying her reactions. She takes Trevor's cock both in her ass and her throat very well. I'm about sixty percent sure that the pop shot is real here, and if not for being a Lethal Hardcore movie I'd be more sure. The cum looks real for what you can see of it, but the camera is held at an angle where you can't see it coming out of the end of Trevor's cock to go into Cherrie's gaping end. This might be a faked cumshot, but if so at least somebody over at Lethal Hardcore has learned how to do it right. This is probably the weakest scene in the movie.

Scene 2 – Harmony Rose and Talon

Dirty blonde Harmony starts her scene out in a little pink and white outfit shaking her ass around and showing off her great tits as she strips down to diddle herself wearing only white stripper shoes on the couch. She quickly works out a black and white vibe to fuck her holes with, and makes sure to give it a good suck after it's been in her ass. When Talon joins her he gives one tit a kiss before sliding behind Harmony so he can go right to spooning her ass. Harmony slides off to suck Talon's cock clean of her ass, and makes sure to spread both her holes open wide for the camera. Harmony hops up for a reverse cowgirl ride for her ass next, and they take plenty of breaks for Talon to spread her ass open for the camera before he spears her shitpussy doggie style. Harmony gets down on her knees to let Talon slam his cock into her throat repeatedly as well as letting him fuck her great titties before climbing up to ride him cowgirl style with her pussy. Harmony lays back for Talon to pummel her pussy missionary style before throwing herself off the couch so he can pile drive her ass. She gapes it nice and wide for him, and Talon dribbles a below average load onto it for her before Harmony rolls back and captures it in her hand to put it in her mouth.

This is a pretty hot scene. Harmony looks a lot rougher than I remember her, but then again that could just be the low budget nature of Lethal Hardcore. Hard looking or not, she puts out an extremely energetic fuck where she doesn't look to hold anything back. She's vocal and animalistic, and seems like a perfect match for Talon's rougher style. It helps to cover up Talon coming off as the Rock Hudson (without the good looks) of the porn world, and thankfully the camera doesn't capture much of him other than his cock. The cumshot appears to be real once again, and although it was great to see Harmony reach back to pick it up, it was too bad we didn't get to see her swallow it. This is a surprisingly hot scene with Harmony showing that she's more than just a great set of tits.

Scene 3 – Allison Pierce and Scott Lyons

Dirty blonde Allison starts her scene out in a little black lingerie and white panties. She shows herself off for the camera with a nice smile on a staircase before pouring a little water around her sheer white panties. She plays with herself a bit as she shows off and they chat before Charlie leads her down to the hard cock she's been looking forward to. Allison goes right to work sucking Scott's cock with a few nice smiles and then sits back for him to tongue her twat in return. She sucks his cock a little more before climbing up to ride it cowgirls style, and then sits back so he can fuck her missionary style. Allison looks to have a nice orgasm as Scott fucks her pussy, and rewards him with a blowjob before she impales her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. She rolls off so Scott can spoon her ass, and sucks it clean before letting him take it doggie style. They finish things up in pile driver with Allison taking Scott's load all over her asshole.

This is an extremely enjoyable scene. Allison is very cute, and has a very natural and realistic look. That look continues right through her enjoyment of the sex, and there are some great looks and smiles shared between her and Scott that really raise the scene up a few notches. The cumshot appears real once again, and although Allison doesn't gape a lot, she does make for a very enjoyable scene. This just might be my favorite scene in the movie.

Scene 4 – Arcadia Davida and Trevor

Dark skinned Arcadia starts out the penultimate scene running a purple vibe around the remnants of a pink t-shirt that barely contain her tits. She plays with herself a bit before getting on all fours and talking about how she wants a cock in her ass. Trevor joins her and plays with her ass a bit while she sucks his cock, and lets her down on the floor to suck it a bit before picking her up for a standing sixty-nine. He lays her back on the couch to fuck her pussy missionary style, and lets her have several tastes of his cock as he nails her. They continue through a bit of spooning and cowgirl fucking before Arcadia takes Trevor into her ass doggie and reverse cowgirl style. They even get in a little bow and arrow ass fucking and ass to mouth action before Arcadia lets Trevor pile drive her ass and cum on her asshole. Afterwards he fucks a bit of it in as Arcadia continues to moan away and tries to cumfart it back out.

This is another hot scene. Arcadia has a great smile, and she shows it off repeatedly throughout the scene. She and Trevor have nice chemistry together, and once again Charlie knows enough not to show too much of Trevor. The scene moves along nicely, and although it might not have as much ass to mouth as some of the others, it's still a very nice scene.

Scene 5 – Monica Breeze and Talon

Monica, who looks to have some Latino in her, shows off for Charlie outside in a multi-colored bikini. Everything but her shoes disappears as she heads inside and gets on all fours on the couch. Talon, with his head shaved looking like he might have been trying to pick guys up at a nearby naval base, comes in to tongue and finger her pussy. Monica takes a couple tastes of her pussy from his fingers before attacking Talon orally, and he plays with her pussy as she continues to work him over orally on the couch. Monica hops up to ride Talon cowgirl style while staring at the camera before letting him work it over as she lies back on the couch. She gets up to ride Talon reverse cowgirl with each of her holes next, and even takes a break to suck her ass off his cock. Monica lets Talon take her ass doggie style next, and after a quick missionary fuck gets down for the anal pile driver. Finally, Talon dribbles a nice load onto Monica's asshole before pushing a bit in with his cock.

This is a pretty hot scene. Monica and Talon have good chemistry, and Talon delivers a good load at the end of the scene. Monica does mug the camera a bit, but she also looks like she's enjoying herself. This is a nice scene to finish the movie with.

Cum In My Gaping Butthole 2 is a surprisingly nice fuck flick. Yes, it's basic, but what it does it normally does pretty well. None of the girls look drop dead gorgeous here, but there's a very natural and realistic look to them that worked for me just as well. It takes away some of the pin up fantasy feeling, and replaces it with a more realistic girl next door feeling. Although none of the guys are too good looking (average even seems to stretch it for a couple of them), they all deliver some good wood and nice chemistry with their partners. There wasn't a single time when the girl looked to be there just so they could make rent, although there was a look or two from Trevor that gave me that feeling. I think Allison might have my favorite scene in the movie due to her obvious enjoyment, but I was just as impressed with how balls to the wall Harmony's scene was. There's only two complaints I can really have about Cum In My Gaping Butthole 2. The first is that there are very few really quality gapes during the cumshots, or for that matter in the movie itself. I was really hoping for a wide open gape or two from somebody that would have swallowed the cum without even letting it touch the edges. My other complaint is that although there is some good sex throughout the movie, the movie also has a very cheap and generic feel. I'm not saying that I need super high budget movies to get off, but in most of the scenes the girls looked like they had the potential to look even better if there would have been a good makeup artist there, and the only variety to the locations seemed to be the color of the couch. Cum In My Gaping Butthole 2 is a nicely done bare bones stroke flick.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery includes about fifty very nice looking snapshots which will advance automatically every five seconds unless you tell it to advance before that. Trailers are included for a plethora of Lethal Hardcore's releases, and last well over a half hour. There's also outtakes, weblinks, and a bonus scene.

The outtakes last about nine and a half minutes. Although “outtakes” normally refers to segments which were cut from the movie, that isn't the case here. Instead, this featurette just shows the girls posing for their still photos. Like most photo shoot featurettes it adds a little to the overall DVD but not much. I went into this featurette hoping for some funny bloopers or maybe a little extra sex, and since this one instead gave a boring photo shoot it left me more than disappointed.

Bonus Scene – Joey Valentine and a black guy

The bonus scene comes from Interracial POV 5. Joey starts things out in a red plaid skirt and bikini top, black panties, and black knee high stockings. She shows off to the black guy and lets him grope her a bit as she strips down and they talk about sex. Joey sits back on a chair and rubs her pussy a couple times before letting her partner know that she's sick of talking about herself and would rather start sucking his cock. She drops to her knees and starts working on his cock, first outside and then inside, while giving him a few compliments on it and taking it into her throat repeatedly. Joey rides him reverse cowgirl so he can watch her ass before climbing off a couple times to energetically suck his cock clean. She also lets him fuck her doggie style and rides him cowgirl style while taking a few extra breaks to suck his cock. They finish things up with a long missionary fuck before Joey takes the guy's load on her face.

This is a below average scene. Joey is pretty good looking, but at the same time her reactions often seem overly done. The camera work is also extremely poor for a POV scene, and often takes unnatural angles. In fact, I'm not sure there were three angles in the entire scene that would seem natural for a POV scene. It's obvious that the guy fucking Joey isn't the cameraman, and whoever is behind the camera doesn't have close the skill that somebody like Robby D. has in his Jack's POV series at capturing the action as if you were the person fucking the girl while standing beside or behind the person who was actually doing the fucking. It's taken me quite a while to get into POV porn, and poorly done scenes like this are just why.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, anal, ass to mouth, cream pie (anal), toys, titty fucking, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Lethal Hardcore's DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. The low end isn't a bad price for this one. Unlike many of Lethal Hardcore's other cream pie related movies, the cumshots don't appear to be faked. There's also some nice chemistry to the sex and the technical aspects are nicely done. There's a little effort put into the extras, but there's not anything really worthwhile there. This is a pretty good DVD.

Note to Lethal Hardcore: A little attention to the little details would really help you out here. For starters, don't stretch what you have on the DVD on your cover claims, as viewers know who they can rely on to tell them the truth and who's going to lie to them. Include a time stamp. It's basically a no cost and no effort feature from everybody who's given me input on it. You have some nice effort put into your chapter menus, but you left out the most important thing. Let the viewer know who's in each scene! You have a nice start here, so now polish it up!

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