Cum Glazed (Red Light District) Review

VINCE VOUYER'S CUM GLAZED

FILM STATS

running time: 139 min.

produced: june 2004

starring: Lili Thai, Haley, Destiny Deville, Jordan, Louisa Rosso, Missy Monroe, and Luci Thai

extras: behind the scenes, two bonus scenes, and photo gallery

SCENE BREAKDOWN

Lili Thai: What makes this scene special aside from the massive cum-splattering finale is Lili herself. Her infectious bubbly personality is inherent within the scene. The 22-year-old Asian Texan from Austin is wild, but she lets the five dicks who is in charge. If her innocent, but naughty talk doesn't get you off, her oral skills will! Lili is an expert at fellatio and Brian Pumper gives his stamp of approval! Make sure you watch her trademark "Lili Thai" maneuver! She takes all five loads in stride although one of her eyes is covered with a gobful of semen! The last man who dumps his load unleashes a monster load, which surprises the ecstatic Lili Thai. He says, "twins!", which makes Lili crack up with laughter.

Haley: The 21-year-old homegrown Californian has been sucking cock since age 16, but her technique and skill are behind Lili's. Her All-American Girl looks plus her pretty eyes make this scene worth watching. The men dick-slap her pretty face as they await to be sucked by her. Finally, it ends with five nice loads that glaze her face including her eyes!

Destiny Deville: The 19-year-old Brit-Indian from the northern region really has one of those fuckable faces I have seen. She is like one of those bitchy Indian princess types that could have been in one of your medical classes except without that bitchy attitude! This wild child admits that her traditional Indian parents don't know what she is doing! The Brit really has it going on in the breast department! At first, the scene is slow and uninspired, but as soon as she makes more sultry eye contact while moaning and groaning, it becomes much better. The five men throatfuck while she is in the supine position! Finally, they glaze her face like a Danish!

Jordan: The 19-year-old Midwesterner has only been in the business for two weeks and she went into porn for curiosity's sake! The gray-eyed beauty has oral skills slightly better than Haley, but Jordan knows how to pose and play for the camera! The heated blowbang session ends with four nice facials over that lovely face of hers!

Louisa Rosso: The 21-year-old curly-haired German lives up to the stereotype that Fraus don't like to shave their pubic areas. Furthermore, this German lady is not without her kinks because she performs rimming as well as fellatio. It is the most extreme scene in the entire DVD because of the rimming and this may not appeal to the general porn viewing audience.

Missy Monroe: Missy Monroe has been quite busy in the world of porn and this scene will let you know why! Before the blowbang begins, she confesses that she started sucking cock at age 11! With eight years of experience behind her, one would expect great things out of her, which she doesn't disappoint! This expert cocksucker uses lots of saliva and likes to be throatfucked hard while on her back! Her spunkiness reminds me of a fuller version of Jessica Darlin! Anyway, the scene ends with five nice and sticky loads on her face!

Luci Thai: If I had to choose one out of the seven ladies in the DVD as having the best DSLs (Dick Sucking Lips) my vote goes to this lovely Asian. Not only does she have nice and wide lips, she has a great tanned body. Needless to say, she knows how to work on dick. There are lots of great deepthroating and throatfucking with lots of saliva! This scene ends with the greatest cum glazing on the entire DVD. The seven sperm donors unleash their fury on Luci's pretty face!

OVERALL

Surprisingly, the Asians' scenes dominate this DVD. They accomplish the same goal at getting off their meat puppets by different methods. Lili Thai uses her charm and wit along with good technique to get them off while Luci Thai is strictly business and gets it done by excellent technique! Missy Monroe gets a nod for her performance as well. If you like watching pretty women getting hosed with cum, then this definitely the DVD for you. But, be warned about Louisa's rimming scene because it may turn you off instead of getting you off! The extras are well done including the behind the scenes where there are funny moments with Lili and Destiny Deville. Furthermore, the two mislabeled bonus scenes are worth watching.