Cum Fu Review

Reviewed by nvs  on  7/17/2009

Starring: Gianna Lynn, Jandi Lin, Roxy Jezel, Christina Aguchi (not credited), Kaiya Lynn, London Keyes, and Kimmy Thai. With Rocco Reed, Charles Dera, Voodoo, Mikey Butders.

Scene 1:
Gianna Lynn and Rocco Reed

Gianna, fresh from China, talks to her client, ready for his massage. Guy lays on a massage bed and the massage starts. She takes off her robe to show off her body and tits. Oral--nice amount of drool. Cowgirl. She gets on all fours and gets fingered quickly. Doggy. Missionary. PTM. Reverse cowgirl. PTM/69. Cowgirl. Facial. Spits the load out of her mouth, but tastes the load after. Licks the dick a bit. Scene over.

Gianna looks smoking, although her fake tits are a turn off. The oral and sex are okay as she has okay chemistry with the guy. She has good interaction with the camera. There are times in the scene when she gets into the sex, but there are also times when she seems to go with the flow and not enjoying herself. The best part of this scene is actually the set up of the scene, as well as the dialog. She has just come over from China, but she speaks perfect English. Also, the background is fake and cheap. Okay scene.

Scene 2:
Jandi Lin and Guy

Jandi, in the shortest shorts ever and a black tank top, enters a tattoo parlor and wants to get a tattoo. She gets naked and gets is going to get a Cum Fu tattoo, but she doesn’t; rather, they start on oral--deep throat and gagging, some cute coughing. She’s laid on the tattoo bed as she gets eaten--finger insertion. Missionary. She orgasms and hits her head on a wall at one point. PTM--deep throat. Cowgirl--quick finger in her asshole. PTM. Doggy. Quick break as the guy licks her pussy and asshole. Back to doggy. Facial. She sucks on his cock and tastes his cum. The manager of the shop comes in and gets mad at the mess--the cum--and makes the guy and Jandi clean up, but she’ll still get her tattoo. Scene ends as she licks the cum off her arm and fingers.

Jandi is a cute, tiny, girl which performs beautifully. Adorable face and tiny tits. Her tats are also cool. This scene is very strong due to the fact that the performers are very much into each other. This all translates into strong sex. Oral is wet with lots of deep throat. During sex, each position is just the right time, length wise, and is wet and enjoyable. Even the finish with Jandi licking the cum on her fingers is a delight to watch. Even the set up and dialog is funny and give the scene more props. Sexy girl, strong sex, great scene.

Scene 3:
Roxy Jezel and Christina Aguchi

Roxy and Christina go indoors from the cold weather outside. They start up a fire on the fireplace and slowly disrobe. Naked. The girls start on some fun. Christina lays back and gets--finger insertion. Roxy spreads her cheeks to show off her asshole during this sequence--nice sight. The scene switches to POV during this sequence as well. POV ends as the girls switch sides with Roxy on her back being eaten--finger insertion. Quick POV switch. POV ends with Roxy leaving the scene and coming back with a vibrator and dildo, which she uses on Christina. As she lays on her back--dildo insertion. The girls switch as Roxy, on her back, gets all the toys used on her pussy--dildo insertion. The girls sit, caressing and kissing each other. They are now warm. Scene ends.

Two gorgeous girls enjoying each other in this scene is just a pleasure to see. These to girls are sexy and hot and look so right licking and fingering each other. The scene gets better as toys are introduced with gusto. Each pussy is wet and licked thoroughly. Even the end, as both girls hold and kiss each other, is just sexy. The girls have good chemistry. Roxy’s white skin and Christina’s tan skin just blend perfectly. There two just make this scene so good that there is no penis needed. Great scene.

Scene 4:
Kaiya Lynn with Charles Dera and Voodoo

Two guys have just saved on of the guy’s chick in order to have a threesome. They all agree to the proposition and the action starts with kissing and groping. The titties pop out as she sits on a couch for dual oral--slight gag. Her panties get ripped to show her pussy--she gets eaten with finger insertion. Her clothes come off, except the stockings as they go into reverse cowgirl while giving oral. Anal doggy while giving oral--she fingers and plays with her pussy for a bit during this sequence. Anal spooning while giving oral--she cums at one point. She kneels for a dual facial. The guys talk as she looks sexily into the camera. Scene ends.

Kaiya is an okay girl with what seems to be fake boobs, or a pair of really perky ones. She has okay chemistry with the guys, but they seems more into her--this is not hot. This scene features anal, but only one guy gets at her ass; the other guy only gets pussy. Throughout the scene she is rarely without a dick. Now the negatives, the cheesy acting, too much of the guys acting and moaning. When you see these guys think wrestlers. Okay scene.

Scene 5:
London Keyes and Guy

Guy rides an ATV and during his drive, he, and the cameraman, find a girl, London, stranded. Ever the good people, they offer her a ride. They go into his trailer to us the guy’s cell phone, as they sit on a bed. No answer, but there’s some sparks going on. She returns the favor for being helped. Kissing. Her shirt and bra come off to show off some nice tits. Her pants and panties follow as she lays back and gets eaten--finger insertion. Oral--deep throat and gagging. She gets teary eyed during oral. Missionary--nice titty bounding. Reverse cowgirl--more titty jiggling going on. Doggy. PTM--deep throat and gagging. Missionary. Creampie. The load drips out. Fade out as she fingers her messy pussy.

London is a cutie. Great set of tits; body and face are superb. The awful set up to the scene is unbearable, but it gives way to the rocking scene. This girl really enjoys the scene and the guy. Strong oral skills coupled with amazing sex make the scene shine. London’s tits bounce and jiggle so nicely throughout the scene. Lots of eye contact with the camera. Good camera work always keeps focus on London; more girl and less guy is always a perfect ratio. The creampie finish is top notch as he unloads in her pussy with most of his cocks in her and the load drips out quite messily. Negatives: the awful intro and some mic problems on the middle of the scene. Great scene.

Scene 6:
Kimmy Thai and Mikey Butders

Kimmy, looking hot, finds inspiration at a lake. She calls a friend to have some fun. She drives back to her place. She changes into a red nightie number. The guy arrives. They sit next to a fireplace. Kissing, groping, and her tits come out. Her pussy gets a quick rubdown. Oral--deep throat and gagging. Doggy--gets a thumb in her asshole. She cums during this sequence. Missionary. She gets eaten--finger insertion in her pussy and asshole. Missionary. PTM. Cowgirl. Facial. She plays with the load before she swallows it, followed with a kiss goodbye. Scene ends.

Kimmy looks very hot in this scene. Okay set up to the sex as she talks to the camera in a very sexy way. Good oral and sex in this scene. Her body looks right being fucked. Very cool ending with Kimmy swallowing. Problems with this scene: the scene cuts and transitions need to flow better; the set up to the scene is strange as she’s at a lake and then at a house fucking; and her fake tits are as it is a disappointment because she’s a really cute girl with a smoking body that this one thing just seems a downer--but she’s hot, so it’s okay to overlook the fake titties.

Summary

The girls in this film are great. The girls in scenes 2, 3, 5, and 6 are awesome. The other girls are okay, but the others mentioned before are just great. There girls look good and enjoy the sex. There is some anal and a creampie to entice viewers. So like I said, the girls were great, but the layout of the film is horrible. There are no sub breakdowns in the scenes. If you want to go to a certain part of the scene, you have to fast forward or look instead of skipping there. The chapters do not transition smoothly rather, they overlap awkwardly. Some bad camera work. Also, include the names of all the ladies in the film--Christina Aguchi. At least the cheesy acting is funny at times; not always. If you are making a film/DVD, don’t do things like this which takes away from the film. The girls were hot enough to put up with these bad production calls. This film is a rental, but some of these girls are worth buying it.

Extras

Main Menu options include: Play, Chapters, Live Chat Now and Get Laid Now--both ads--also, a Bonus Scene from King Dong--lots of anal--and trailers:

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