Cum Fly With Me Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/22/2004

NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies don’t have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. I’m rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also aren’t normally the ‘glamour stars’ one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as it’s often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesn’t have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what they’re doing to have fun and because they enjoy it. All the things that separate them from studio porn contribute to that charm, I hope people will keep that in mind when checking out this review and not just look at the ratings as the ultimate word on this release. Since the technical aspects are normally lacking and there normally isn’t much for extras in amateur features, I’ve weighted my overall rating more heavily towards the sex than I do in most studio porn.

The Little Details

Running Time: 89 min.

Production Date: 2000 - 2003

Director: None credited

Cast: None listed

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve enjoyed almost everything I’ve seen from Pixie’s Emporium. I always go into their movies with high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It’s another enjoyable entry in the Pixies lineup.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of young looking women who want a bit of variety

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or airplane-themed scenes

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. There’s a few times where you can hear the cast being given directions, but most of the time it’s fairly clear and decently balanced. The video is much the same way. There’s a little grain, but it’s even and the action is nicely lit. There’s a few remnants which pop up, but they’re few and very far between, and you get to see a bit of the camerman in the shots now and then.

Music: As usual, there’s a little music at the start and end of the scenes, but that’s about it.

Disc Complaint: There’s a watermark in the lower right corner of the screen. I mention it here because I know that a lot of people really hate watermarks. On the plus side, it’s clear and it stays there consistently throughout the feature so that you can put it out of your mind fairly easily.

Menus: The menus are very nicely done, although also quite simple and unanimated. The main menu has a fun feel that had me smiling right away. The chapter menu isn’t quite as good, as it doesn’t give you the name of the performers in the scene as some of Pixie’s other recent titles have, but still keeps things simple, functional, and with a nice appearance.

The Feature

Don’t worry about any kind of plot or setups here. Although the title might make you expect a stewardess or two, there’s nothing here to make you think that in the movie. The closest you come is an animated plane flying by to break up the scenes.

Scene 1 - A dirty blonde

A cute dirty blonde starts things out stripping down in the bathroom. She checks herself down under, starts up her bath, and lathers herself up for a trim. She shaves herself both standing up and sitting down so that she can get those pesky, hard to reach areas, and checks herself in the mirror just to be sure she doesn’t have any hairs which escape the wrath of her razor. She even pees in the tub a little to blow out any shavings which might be hiding up there before starting to diddle herself on the edge of the tub. She moves to stand up after lubing herself up and sliding into the tub, and even breaks out a vibe to fuck herself with. She moves out of the tub after a few minor slips and continues to work on herself before cleaning up in the shower, peeing a bit more, and getting dressed.

This is a great start to the feature. I love the shaving and peeing, and the girl’s attitude was great. I love how she can barely hold back smiling and waving at the camera every time she sees it early on, as well as the little blunders such as the shower not working quite like she wanted and her sliding into the tub unexpectedly. The little touches like that helped make this scene a winner for me, mostly because it showed what a great attitude the girl had.

Scene 2 - The dirty blonde and a guy

The blonde gets it on with her guy later that day. He pulls up her shirt to admire her nicely natural tits while she gropes his cock, and they strip down while working each other over orally a little. She quickly works her mouth around his small limp cock to make it hard before climbing up for a little sixty-nine action and a reverse cowgirl ride. They keep it going through a bit of doggie and mish before she sucks him a bit more. He goes back to work on her pussy and then pulls out to pop on her face and tits before fucking her even more. He pulls out and gives her an impressive facial.

This is a pretty hot scene, and a nice surprise. I’ll admit that as impressed as I was with the girl in the first scene, when I saw the guy undress my expectations plummeted. Thankfully the guy delivers and the girl keeps up the momentum and enjoyment from the opening scene. She occasionally looks a little uncomfortable, but also looks like she’s really into it. This is another nicely done scene.

Scene 3 - The dirty blonde and a brunette

Finally, the blonde gets it on with a friend with both of them wearing cute little skirts. They help each other undress before softly working on each other’s tits. The brunette moves down to munch a little muff before laying back to get her oral favors returned. They play with each other lightly a bit more before grinding gashes and breaking out a double dildo. The brunette gets on the receiving end first, and then gives with it a little. Finally the girls share it before the camera fades out as they hold each other.

This is another nicely done scene. The girls have nice chemistry and they both really look like they’re enjoying themselves. There’s also some nice energy to the scene and a good enough variety of action to help things end on a high note.

Cum Fly With Me is a pretty good amateur fuck flick. The girl who’s in each scene is cute and has great enthusiasm, and really makes it work. You can tell she’s new and having fun, and it’s not uncommon to see her smile at the camera with laughing eyes. It’s those looks that helped the movie out for me, as it showed that she was really having fun. Her partners also get into it nice, and with them they turn out a nice variety of scenes. My only real complaint here is the title. Although it does have the plane to work in the flying theme, I was really hoping for some kind of stewardess action. Thankfully, that’s my biggest complaint, and Cum Fly With Me is going to stick around on my shelf because of it.

The Extra Stuff

In addition to the standard commercial with the lovely Mandi*, there’s a six and a half minute photo gallery with about four seconds per grainy and slightly skewed still. There’s also aabout a minute long trailer for the feature which I hope shows up on a few other DVDs from Pixie’s Emporium.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Amateur, straight, masturbation, shaving, peeing, toys, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many DVDs from Pixie’s Emporium can be found online for around $13. This one’s well worth the money. The main girl is cute and the sex has very nice chemistry and enthusiasm. Yeah, there aren’t all the extras or the high quality technical aspects you’d expect from a major company, but the technical aspects are nicely done and there are a few extras.

Note to Pixies Emporium: I love how you mixed in a bit of shaving and peeing in this one. It’s not something I’ve seen much in the amateur titles I’ve watched, but it’s something I wish would be shown more. It’s also nice to see you putting a bit more effort into your overall DVDs. It isn’t going unnoticed!

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