Cum Fart Cocktails Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/1/2004

Welcum to a Jake Malone dvd and fans of this pornographer have a good idea of what they'll get when he's behind the camera. If you're a novice viewer then get ready as these girls will be stretched, prodded, and fucked until their asses can't take anymore. This particular dvd stresses one girl receiving the jizz as it drips out of her girlfriends ass or pussy so the squeamish need not press play instead chose a different title. For those brave souls who press onward then get ready as Jake's got several hotties who love their jizz ala ass!!

Roxy Jezel & Tyla Wynn:

We start this first scene with Roxy in the backyard practicing her boxing on a dummy and Jake's there to document this assault. His witty banter sets a good tone. Moving inside we find Roxy still posing with a heel shoe in her mouth. The shot then changes and Tyla's joined the scene and she's got a toy which gets used on Miss Jezel's hot ass. Good close shots by Jake and both girls have the dirty talk flying fast and furious. Tyla does some serious ass whipping causing Roxy's ass cheeks to turn a beet red. The girls then go and find Brandon Iron and Roxy's soon gagging mightily on his Canadian Bacon and Tyla serves as a coach and she licks some ass plus she catches the spit dropping from Roxy's mouth. I tell you this is rough folks and these girls are doing just fine and the sound was so clear. As for sex it's anal right off in doggie for Roxy with Tyla's face right there to eat his cock as it pops out. There's also anal in doggie for Tyla with Roxy talking dirty and tasting some ass. So that's how it goes until Roxy's being analized in mish and Brandon pops in her ass and Tyla gets right under to catch the jizz plus lick some ass-- filthy!

Gia Paloma & Victoria Sin:

Ok ,time for round 2 and it starts with Gia lying blindfolded on a table with her arms bound behind her! Sound romantic enough for ya, well Jake gives her some breathy praise as he slaps her ass and pulls her hair. A huge toy cock is then shoved in her mouth, then Gia goes crawling down the stairs and we watch those great ass cheeks moving to and fro. Gia is then shown with no blindfold and she's sucking on the toy cock which is now stuck to the wall. Victoria then joins and she plays the dom role shoving that toy once more in Gia's mouth plus she spits in it. Gia then aggressively eats Miss Sin's pussy and there's some shared toy sucking. Gia then does some hot ass eating and Jake provides stellar views for this. We get more toy play to Gia's ass/ pussy with Michael Stefano then coming in. There's some fucking to Victoria's pussy while she's still using a toy on Gia. Soon some anal is shot to Gia's ass with Victoria doing A2OGM. Victoria also gets analized with Gia's pretty face right down at pussy level so she can taste her friends ass juices. I must say these 3 have real good chemistry going. You get several more hot anal variations for both including a standing anal before Michael leaves his seed inside Victoria and just listen to Gia sucking the jizz out, real good sharp sound quality.

Selena Silver & Katja Kassin:

Well ,two of ADT's more popular posters pair up for this scene. We start with Selena using a glass toy to her pussy/ ass with Jake providing commentary as well as good close shots. Selena purrs with a slow burning sexuality that definitely pushes all the right buttons. Jake gets the low down from Miss Silver on what she's got in store for young Katja, I can't hardly wait! We soon get some shots of Katja and she too has a toy in hand probing her ass and Selena adds one to her pussy. Some finger fucking to the mouth is shot as is some tongue sucking and check out the riding crop type toy hanging from Katja's ass. John Dough and Tony T. join the ladies and we're off with cock sucking, toy sucking, and plenty of ass reaming sex! You see some hard cock sucking as well as the girls gagging up some serious spit. There is plenty of A2OGM and each girl more than handles the rough stuff the guys dish out. Loved the RCDP with Selena lying close by for some ass tasting and Katja also tastes some ass when Selena rides in RCA. For the pops we see mish anal with Selena cum farting into Katja's mouth and it's quite the load that accumulates which Katja then swallows. We see the same finish for Katja's ass but less jizz comes out this time.

Maxine & Chris Taliana:

Well you get the idea by now! These two girls come on sucking titties, using toys on their asses, and both have an almost giddy attitude at the scenes outset. You get both pussy eating and rimming along with continued toy usage. Chris also uses anal beads on Maxine's ass. Tony T. is ready for more and he grabs Chris by her hair shoving her deeps in Maxine's ass while Jake has jumped in sitting on top of the couch so Maxine has something to suck on and boy does this girl gag on his cock. Maxine then goes for a ride in cowgirl, anal beads still in her ass which is now blood red from being smacked. The action really picks up as there's rimming, rapid fire fucks in cowgirl for both, and we see anal for Maxine in RC with Chris tasting her blond friends ass and she actually does quite a bit of this activity as the men royally fuck Maxine. After this ass has been thoroughly plowed the seed is left behind and Chris has her tongue right there to lap the jizz up, even off the floor! The girls kiss to wrap their scene up.

Lee Ann & Naudia Nyce:

Well one last chance to see some hard throat fucking, and we get two pretty girls to watch. Lee Ann is first up and she's got quite the nice body with great tits and a good looking ass. She puts on an outfit before walking down some stairs and then we get our first shots of Naudia who does the same thing, I actually like her tight white shorts better but soon enough those will be gone. You get some sexy posing in front of a mirror by Lee Ann before she's joined by Naudia and the girls start playing together starting with Miss Nyce's face being buried in Lee Ann's ass/ pussy. Loved the rimming that was shot and Lee Ann gave some good dirty talk. A toy is also utilized on Lee Ann's ass with Naudia tasting the toy. Michael Stefano then joins the twosome and he gets right down there eating Naudia's ass as she's still tongue deep in Lee Ann's bootie. We do get some fucking and the girls each get their fair share of sucking Michael's cock. You get a superb shot where Michael's fucking Naudia's ass in mish and Lee Ann climbs on the couch squating her pussy right over Naudia's face, fucking awesome! As for the finish Michael's load is left in Lee Ann's ass and Naudia licks it out and the girls kiss.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well I was most impressed with the efforts of all the girls especially Gia with Victoria and Selena with Katja. This dvd featured some hardcore bj and ass fucking and the girls all handled the pipes well and some nasty creampies were left behind for them to suck out. Xtra wise you have a photo gallery, some boner footage with a girl named Leah Luv-- she's a petite blond with sparkly braces who gives Jake's cock a good sucking leading to a healthy facial. There's also some behind the scenes so be sure to check that out. Definitely recommended for fans of rougher bjs and for fans of girls eating jizz out of asses!