Cum Dumpsters 8 (Red Light District) Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  2/18/2010

Cum Dumpsters is the Red Light District’s compilation series on, you guessed it . . cumshots.

If you’re like me, and you think that catching and swallowing cum is one of the most romantic and loving of female endeavors, then you’ll like this edition. It features snippets of seventy-six (that’s 76) scenes, all of which include just enough fucking and sucking to put the cumshots into proper emotional perspective. Really!

Cumshot recaps also provide a unique snapshot on the industry’s sperm swallowing in general. As someone who thinks that facials are just plain degrading (ladies, when was the last time you let your guy do this to you . . how about never?) it’s unfortunate to see the nation somewhat backsliding . . by serving semen onto noses and cheekbones . . while letting the nutritious high-protein goodness of fresh cum just go to waste. Don’t you agree?

Here is just a taste (bad pun) of what you can expect to see:

Katja Kassin, in a short crimson bob, begs for two loads in her cutely accented English and is served smartly between her lips. She uses her tongue and fingers like windshield wipers to make sure that she doesn’t miss a drop.

Blonde Lenny Power sucks five dicks and is rewarded orally with an equal number of loads.

Holly Wellin, another blonde, gets fucked in her ass and provides us with a luscious cream pie.

In a short but sweet vignette, Samantha Ryan plays with herself and then gets royally face fucked before having the semen dripped slowly into the back of her throat.

Harmony, one of my favorites (boy, I sure wouldn’t mind sticking my own tongue into her mouth), gets a standing double vag . . and then two facials . . after giving each guy one last fuck in her pussy.

Paula Rey shakes her bubble butt and does the samba before catching a warm serving from her dude’s cute uncircumcised cock . . and sucking his member lovingly afterwards.

Keeani Lei laughingly brags that she’s going to do anal sex . . and then does so while showing off her cute Asian ass. She does some quick deep throating before taking most of it on her face.

Blonde Lain Oi takes a healthy black load entirely in her mouth and displays it proudly before swallowing. Some girls still know the right way to treat a man’s cum, don’t they?

Brown haired Lisa Marie, the quintessential college gal, does DP, catches both loads and scoops every drop inside.

Gorgeous Autumn Bliss crawls on the floor topless . . while showing off her shapely butt. In a very exciting segment, she takes it painfully in her ass (and I mean PAINFULLY) before licking her tormenter’s cum lovingly off of her patent leather shoe.

The luscious Sativa Rose does a standing reverse cowgirl and then accepts her gent’s cream across her lovely face and tits. (Ladies, nothing is more delicious, as you know . . than licking up your man’s cum . . off of another gal’s luscious mounds.)

Always fun Melissa Lauren gets a speaking part before she does it DP . . and gets her tongue and chin completely coated with cream. Yummy.

Cute brunette Amy Lee Roth has her pussy stretched out by two cocks. Amy Lee looks a little like Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar), so if you’ve ever wanted to see this Latin hottie with the inside . . and outside . . of her mouth completely covered in cum, now’s your chance.

Ever-cute Hillary Scott gets fucked anally by two dudes . . and has their semen served to her from a giant wine glass . . after she licks the stragglers from more-than-two dispensing dicks. She swirls it around and samples the bouquet . . before tossing it back, gargling, swallowing, smacking her lips . . and then licking the lip and wiping the inside of the wine glass clean with her fingers. Wow! (I’m glad I only have to watch.)

Eva Angelina slaps her luscious ass. She sucks and deep throats her man’s dick before catching his load . . on her black rimmed glasses. Why?

Creamy skinned Faith sits obediently as two black dudes serve every drop atop her tongue. She licks her fingers afterwards as though she just ate fried chicken. (Boo! I know, I know.)

A very young Courtney Cummins takes it anally before giving us a close-up cream pie. Tasty.

Feathered blonde Heather Gables . . who I always enjoy watching, especially when she gets abused . . which this time happens DP. She lays her head back . . and captures both messy loads mostly in the back of her throat . . while cooing as though the cum were a soothing salve that eases away all of the pain she just endured.

Brunette Shayna Night, from Germany, gets a severe throat fucking . . while spitting profusely . . before catching multiple loads. Her English, at the start . . isn’t bad.

Cute Nikki Sun and Katarina examine each other’s orifices . . before fucking their two guys . . and playfully tongue kissing afterwards to share.

In another delicious two girl offering, Georgia and Larissa reveal each other’s breasts . . before being tonsil fucked . . and licking three loads off of each other’s faces and chests. Nice.

Well, you get the idea. The lighting, costumes and close-ups are all very flattering, as are the brief interviews that sometimes take place before hand.

If you’re the type who likes a lot of variety . . in women, pussies, fucking . . and cumshots, then Cum Dumpsters 8 from the Red Light District might be just what you’re looking for. Enjoy.