Cum Colada Review

Studio: GGG
Director: John Thompson
Year: 2003

Feature Time: 1:17:47

Extras: Trailers (0:09:40)

Starring:
Maria
Antje
3 unidentified girls

Themes: European, Gang Bang, Swallowing

German With Subtitles.

This is one of the recent releases of GGG in NTSC (as opposed to PAL) format, playable and available in the US. Previously these films were only available in Europe, but a firm called Black Widow is importing these movies from Germany and releasing them in the US. They are now widely available in American smut shops. List price is $39.99 euros (about $50) for these films online through www.bukkakeshop.com, so they are also relatively pricey. They may be available cheaper elsewhere.

"GGG" stands for "German Goo Girls" and that is exactly what this series delivers. In GGG films girls are subjected to a monsoon of sperm from every possible angle. Usually, the girl(s) ends up looking like a giant glazed donut by the scene's end. Some titles focus on facials, others on creampies, and some (like this one) on cum swallowing. There is usually not a lot of anal in GGG films, and this one is no exception. In fact, there is no anal whatsoever in this movie, which may offend the sensibilities of some raincoaters.

This is a decidedly above-average GGG release. The scenes featuring Maria are superior to the ones in the film I recently reviewed "What Are You Swallowing? (Was Schluckst Du?)." The cover girl, Maria, is very cute and loves to gobble the goo. She is very enthusiastic and delivers a very memorable performance here. This is definitely not a feature film. Maria gets all kinds of messy in this festival of cum debauchery.

The production values of the DVD are not to be compared to a company like Red Light District or Evil Angel. The picture is slightly grainy, and one can tell that Thompson operates on a relatively low budget. GGG films are also comparatively short. This release is a full hour shorter than your average American gonzo flick. There are also no extras except for ten minutes of trailers.

Scene 1: Maria and three guys

Maria is certainly one of the best looking of the GGG crew of sperm-crazy German girls. She has a certain innocent look about her which is surpassed only by the depths of her perversity. Maria is one of those girls you can't believe does porn... and then you see her put through the GGG wringer. Maria is certainly a rising star for German Goo Girls, and even competes with the great Cissie from "Bombarded With Sperm (Unter Spermabeschuss)."

We are introduced to Maria, dressed in a sexy schoolgirl outfit, as she is drinking some sort of soda out of a martini glass. I guess the point is: soon this glass will be filled with spunk and Maria will gulp it down as well. She encounters three guys, blows them (no gagging), takes a good vaginal fucking in doggy, and drinks the three loads out of the martini glass. She does it all with great relish, finally slurping the wad out of the glass with a long plastic tube, into another glass, before finally gulping it down. This was a very good scene with a lot of cum play. She even gets a bonus facial to end the scene.

Scene 2: Three unidentified girls star in "Fast Forward Time"

Three average-looking girls compete for cum in this subpar scene. By far, this is the worst scene of the movie; most viewers will probably watch the first and third over and over, going right past this one. But, your mileage may vary. The first girl is pretty much bald (maybe some like this fetish, but not this reviewer). She's also dressed in a full-length body suit of some kind, which kills my wood. If a girl's not going to have hair, at least let me see the rest of her body! Also, we expect that this bald girl is going to take some goo (possibly to her bald head), but that isn't the case at all. Well, what is she doing here then?

Anyway, she blows a guy and gets fucked vaginally, then two of her friends join her and get the same treatment. These girls are not exactly what I would call attractive either, but somebody out there will certainly like them. A brunette with small tits gets several loads to the face while a freaky punk-rock chick with green eye shadow licks it off before eating her pussy. Bald chicks, lots of cum, weird fetish clothing, horrible 80's eye shadow-- this is German porn, folks.

Scene 3: Maria + Antje and a lot of guys

OK, this is where the fun really begins. This scene is seriously hot. Maria, the insatiable cum-slut, returns from the first scene and is joined by a young, tight-bodied cutie named Antje. There is an extended Lesbian oral scene here where Maria attacks Antje's muff. Both these girls then get pounded like animals before submitting to a seemingly endless torrent of sperm.

Maria selects a large black plate to catch all of the (18 by my count) cumshots that dribble out of the girl's mouths and off of their faces. By the time all those guys have shot their loads, the girls are extremely cum-covered and ready to slurp it all off of the plate! This is pretty much the height of sperm-related craziness. The girls at scene's end are fully bukkaked and each licks the congealing residue with great enthusiasm off of the plate.

This was a pretty good GGG release. These films are definitely an acquired taste, but if you are ready for some semen-related weirdness, this one is for you. The only reason this one doesn't get a much better score is because of the mediocre second scene. Maria's insatiable appetite for sperm carries the first and last scene, and makes this DVD one to pick up. Although there was no anal in the movie, Maria and Antje's great performances here make up for it. Very much recommended if you skip the second scene and concentrate on the antics of lovely cover girl Maria.