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Cruisin' the Castro Review

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Cruisin' the Castro at Simply Adult Gay

Studio: Bijou

Category:  Gay

Directed by: Michael R. Newman

Starring: Richard Locke, Will Seagers, Johnny Harden, Dick Fisk, Don Talon, Chad Scott, Holtz, Mark Majors, Tony Natali

Released on: 8/13/2014

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Reviewed by Flash  on  8/9/2017

Cruisin' the Castro

An adult movie review by Flash



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Distributor: Bijou Video
Edition Details: Standard DVD

Movie Specs:

Genres: Golden Age Classic, All Sex, Gay
Run Time: 62 minutes
Rated: X
Release Year: 1981
Director: Michael R. Newman
Written by: uncredited
Director of Photography: Phill Falcons
Cast: Richard Locke, Will Seagers (as Will Seager), Dick Fisk, Don Talon, Marc Majors (as Mark Majors), Johnny Harden (as Johnny Hardin), Rick Zane, Tony Natali, Holtz, Puppy Dog, Chad Scott


Release Specs:

Audio: English Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono
Subtitles: none
Video: Full Frame, 1.33:1
Video Format: NTSC
Format: DVD-R
Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): 0 (All)
Number of discs: 1


The Movie


Cruisin' the Castro is, to the best of this reviewer's knowledge, the only gay hardcore film that was produced and distributed by Jim and Artie Mitchell's Mitchell Brother Film Group, using the name Cinart. This reviewer has no knowledge of whether the Mitchell Brothers or any of their usual cohorts had any involvement past just producing and distributing the film.

Cruisin' the Castro is an all sex gay hardcore film. There is a slight attempt to bookend the film to make it appear as if it is a cohesive work. The beginning of the film presents a narrative that in the 1850s clipper ships brought rugged men to San Francisco for the California Gold Rush and that now in the 1980s another breed is invading San Francisco. A brief non-sexual scene at the end of the film brings the topic of the 1850s back up when the participants of the second sex scene discuss the age of their home.

Outside of this poorly contrived bookend concept, Cruisin' the Castro is a straight-out all sex film. There is a short dialog between the actors or a brief narration before each sex scene, but none of that connects the scenes together or really even sets up a vignette-style story for each scene. As far as the sex scenes themselves go, this reviewer is straight, so it is hard to rate the sex itself. The scenes looked well shot and the actors seemed to be into each scene.

Cruisin' the Castro is a rather standard all sex gay hardcore film that today really exists only as a footnote since it was produced by Mitchell Brothers Film Group. Had the Mitchell Brothers not produced the film, it likely would have been completely forgotten by now. There really isn't anything overly memorable within the film.



The Edition


Bijou Video has done a poor job with their DVD release of Cruisin' the Castro. Cruisin' the Castro was shot on 16mm film and it looks like Bijou has used a VHS tape for their master for this release. Cruisin' the Castro is presented in the academy aspect ratio of 1.33:1 in 480i, which is likely 250i due to the likely VHS master source. The image is low definition with artifacts and print damage present during the presentation. The colors in the film are oversaturated at times making for a very unnatural looking image. Cruisin' the Castro is watchable but not much more.

Cruisin' the Castro is presented with an English Dolby Digital 2.0 monaural audio track. The dialog, what little exists within the film, is understandable throughout the presentation. The audio doesn't sound wonderful, however, it is far better than the video on the release.

Bijou Video hasn't included any extras on this release.



Final Thoughts


Cruisin' the Castro is an all sex gay hardcore film that doesn't connect the sex scenes well together at all. Cruisin' the Castro is only notable because it was produced and distributed by Mitchell Brothers Film Group. If one is a fan of one of the stars of the film, the film may be worth watching. If not, Cruisin' the Castro is an easy film to pass on. Bijou Video has done a poor job with their DVD release of Cruisin' the Castro with low-quality video but decent audio.



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