Crossroads of Desire Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/27/2003

Guinness Book of Records take note. There are 46 cum shots in Kristen Bjorn’s latest film! Known in the trade as “money shots” this means we are getting more for our money than in four usual films. Of course multiple cum shots is a Bjornean staple along with fabulous locations and guys who appear only in our wet dreams. Gone—surprisingly—are the no-hands’ cum shots that were one of Bjorn’s trademarks. They appear to have been replaced by having the studs lap up their own cum. And who says Bjorn doesn’t change the formula? Bjorn has returned to his South American roots with settings of lush tropical vegetation and ruined temples, of hot city streets, and fabulous beaches. The premise here is of some gorgeous hunk crossing the path of one or more gorgeous hunks creating desire.

We begin with Cesar Moreno at some fascinating ruins attracting the attentions of Victor Villanueva and Domingo Montero. The two of them follow Cesar into the ruins where one sucks his cock and the other eats his ass. After Cesar cums, he drops to his knees, the others drop their trousers, and Cesar goes to work on their boners until they shoot their loads. We next see them driving back to Victor’s and Domingo’s hacienda. The three enter the living room stark naked, preceded by throbbing dicks. There Victor becomes the center of attention for the others, getting fucked by Domingo and sucking Cesar. After their cum shots, the action moves back outdoors to a second story balcony where Domingo becomes center man, sucking Cesar while being fucked by Victor. When Victor shoots his load on Domingo’s rump, he licks up his cum—establishing a pattern that is to continue throughout the film.

The incredibly beautiful Slava Petrovitch is seen walking down the street. Slava means “Glory” in Russian, and glorious he is! He is becoming a regular in Bjorn’s films and for good reason. He is incredibly handsome with just the slightest bit of hair on a nicely muscled chest with flat rosy nipples and a cock that sports an abundance of foreskin. As he passes three dark-skinned hunks, they are as smitten with his beauty as I am. They pursue him and capture him in an abandoned area. Ripping off his shirt, they proceed to have their way with him. Out pops Slava’s long stiff uncut cock with its generous foreskin. His nipples, cock and ass are the targets of their oral worship until Slav shoots a thick creamy load that literally gushes from that pretty penis. Now on his knees before his pursuers Slava sucks each until they spend. These three lucky dudes are Lucas Andrades, Ze Oliveira, and Hugo Peligro. We cut now to another priapic procession as the four enter a room following their stiff dicks. Slava and Lucas kneel over chairs while the others eat their asses. Both guys cum as their asses are being eaten. Ze cums on Slava’s glorious buns and quickly licks it off. When the action moves back outside (notice a pattern here) Slava lies back onto a padded bench and lifts his legs for Hugo’s big black boner to slip between those fantastic buns. All shoot to end a scène that I found to be all too brief.

It’s another street scene. Juan Jimenez oozing out pheromones that attract Craig Decker, a young blond, and Delmo Santeiro. Craig is already sucking on Juan’s swollen member when Delmo arrives. “Don’t worry,” Juan tells Delmo, “There’s enough for both of you.” And indeed there is! What a thick whopper! After both have sucked Juan to a climax, they move over to a table where Craig lies back for the fucking. Juan’s thick bun-splitter skewers into Craig’s butt as the lad sucks Delmo’s dick. After Craig cums, Juan pulls out and unloads a plentiful spending that literally covers Craig’s balls. Then leaning over, Juan sucks them clean, swallowing every ounce of his fresh sperm. Moving indoors, Delmo rims Juan while Craig rims him. Then it’s back outside where Juan sucks Delmo and Craig goes back to work on Juan’s big flesh tube. Then it’s back to fucking Craig. Delmo gets a turn at this, too. The scene goes on far too long. (There’s just no pleasing me, is there?)

Down at the ocean, Ivan Andros is attracting the attentions of Lucas Andrades and Eduardo Valenti who are zipping by in a powerboat. Well, before you can say “drop anchor” they are standing before Ivan with great bulges in their Speedos, bulges that Ivan kneels down to fish out and suck. (Now this is the kind of ocean fishing I like best.) After Lucas cums, we find them indoors where Lucas once again becomes the center of the action with Eduardo sucking his dick and Ivan licking his ass. Ivan jacks off as he does this. Lucas cums again, too, but he has little in him now. A yellow sofa—providing a nice complement to sunburned skin—is the setting for the next part of the action. Here Ivan fucks Lucas who fellates Eduardo. Again I’m finding this section to go on just a tad too long. Lucas cums in a feeble dribble, Eduardo cums on Lucas’ face, and Ivan shoots on Lucas’ bum and—you guessed it—licks it off. Back indoors, Ivan positions himself over a table for Lucas to suck his cock and Eduardo to lick his ass. Ivan cums quickly. Eduardo’s dick is seen entering Ivan’s ass while Ivan sucks Lucas. Again Lucas has little to offer, but Ivan seems to bring more out of him than the other times. Eduardo unloads onto Ivan’s butt and—as we have come to expect—licks it off.

Racing along the beach we find Andres Duranza and Matteo Ferrero. As they pass by Julio Vidal, he joins in and leads them to a courtyard . Mounting some stone steps to put his crotch at mouth level, Julio offers them his big dick. As with Juan in the scene earlier this is big enough for both. Julio utters the only Portuguese word I know: “chupe” “suck”. Andres and Matteo know what it means too, and suck they do, until Julio douses them with spunk. Hugo Viera has appeared on the staircase above and cordially invites them to come inside. There Andres sits on Julio’s massive wonder as Matteo and Hugo watch and jack off. Matteo and Hugo shoot unbelievable loads! Julio and Andres are not left out. Then it’s onto a round table where Andres gets his ass eaten out by everyone in turn. The final action takes place on the first bed we’ve seen in this film. There Matteo is double-fucked by Andres and Julio. The last shot of the film is Julio licking his spunk from Matteo’s white buns.

Knowing what the extras could contain, what are given is disappointing. True, there is a replay of all the cums shots (allowing me to count them) but the “behind the scenes” is just a slide show as are the model shots. A bit of Kristen’s commentary on the models (as he has been know to do) would have been a great enhancement. (And he has such a mellifluous voice.)

To sum up, I found the third and fourth scenes to go on too long and would have been better had they been tightened up. While the other scenes could have been fleshed out more. In most films I would be criticizing the predictable pattern of these scenes: outdoors, indoors, outdoors, indoors, outdoors, cum, lick it off, cum, lick it off. (I was thinking that instead of Crossroads of Desire, the film would more properly be named Out & In or Eating It.) But amazingly Bjorn gets away with this lack of variety. And, oddly enough, we would be disappointed if the pattern weren’t there. Proof, I suppose, that rules were made to be broken. At least by the masters. Bjorn’s ability to film super hot films does not seem to be on the wane. This is still Bjorn at the top of his form and may very well be one of the top ten films in his entire canon. Still, I really missed the no-hand’s cum shots. Please, Kristen, in the next film can we have at least one no-hand’s cum shot? Just for old time’s sake?