Crimes of the Cunt Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  10/11/2007

Ok fans time to take a look at this Jake Malone release and it helps to know going in you could have a serious mind fuck presented for your viewing enjoyment so be ready to see just about anything but also know that while it might look rough everyone is on board with what's going down so keep an open mind, I'm going to try! You have some very talented girls in this one too from Bobbi Starr to Annie Cruz hooking up in a scene to Leah Jaye, Max and Heather Gables appears to have a rough scene with Brandon Iron to close it out. Let's hit some highlights.

Annie Cruz & Bobbi Starr:

What a way to start as we have an almost zombie like Bobbi sitting in front of a tv with a woman on it wearing a red latex fetish mask- you know the kind that covers your entire face leaving only holes for the eyes, nose and mouth while Bobbi's sitting there wearing a more glamorous mask on her face and diddling her twat like she doesn't even know she's doing it. The woman on the tv is commenting to her that she's a slave to her cunt while behind you see another masked woman, this would be Annie coming up from behind. Ok as I listen now to the woman on the screen I'm fairly certain this is Bobbi behind the mask talking to herself or are we to assume this is another woman-- see a mindfuck!! The room is also very dark with limited lighting to illuminate what's going on. Bobbi gets on the ground as Annie hovers that pussy over her and the licking starts. The shot on the tv changes to a frontal shot of Bobbi's face and she looks so happy there and Annie pushes Bobbi close in to say see how you used to look before you became a cunt whore. Lots more verbal abuse is heaped down on Bobbi, Annie can give her to whoever she wants, everyone will look down upon you, lots of sweet nothings like that from the tv and Annie.

A strap on is then wrapped around Bobbi's mouth and Annie hovers over having fun fucking it as well as sucking it. This was actually a pretty cool shot, hopefully leading to some squirting and sure enough Annie explodes down upon Bobbi's face!! Bobbi is then allowed to take off the strap on so she can bury her face in Annie's ass but that's brief as Annie slaps her a few times then we get Bobbi on the couch head tilted off backwards and she takes another blast from Annie's cooch. So as you can see lots of verbal abuse along with some rough play but not what I'd consider violent. Manuel then joins in and Bobbi does some severe gagging on his schlong with Annie's help pushing her down further. The lighting gets better in spots but we maintain that darker tinge which started the scene but obviously it gets better around the performers. Both girls take pipe from Manuel and there's more blasting off from Annie's pussy to Bobbi's face. You can see the girls are in synch with each other and Manuel's great for these types of scenes as well as the more softer/romantic kinds of which this is definitely not! Bobbi gets another chance to eat that ass out while also taking dick up her poopchute in a good looking doggie train. For the pop you get Bobbi's mouth open, Annie is just above her with hers open and Manuel blasts off into Annie's mouth and then she tries to dribble it out into Bobbi's mouth but misses with some of it and she spits some out too. Not a bad start and now it's on to scene 2. Annie and Manuel leave with Bobbi doing a slow crawl over to the tv where we see the masked woman take hers off and indeed it's Bobbi so the two stare out to each other and the live version kisses the screen as we fade out.

Max:

The scene starts fairly normal with Max walking around the house, then walking over to a mirror pausing to look at her own reflection. She puts one of those ball gags in and walks off going to the couch and lying down to do a little butt plug play to her ass. Max then goes to her car with the ball gag still on and we follow inside the car as she drives off. She's also diddling her pussy while driving. Soon she pulls over and walking inside the house there she spots some guys sitting around. I should mention Max has on a nice long blue asian style dress which is easily lifted up so she can play with her cunt for the viewing audience before her, the ball gag's out too. Max makes her way from guy to guy teasing them just a bit rubbin over a holstered cock or pushing her ass back into Kyle Stone's face. The dress then comes off and she gets on her knees in the classic cock sucking pose, hands behind her back. We soon have the fellas standing before Max thrusting their schlongs in one at a time and she keeps those arms tucked behind so no hands head from Max. Our girl then takes the butt plug out and cleans the juices off it, after she's back to sucking cock but now using her hands some plus she's sitting on Kyle's face!! The shot changes then to Max tilting her head backwards off the couch and you get some serious skull fucking shot leading to Max playing with her pussy while the guys work out some pops to her face, something tells me this isn't over yet! Max then does the slow crawl back over to the mirro so I guess she drove around and came back to her house? Anyway she gets to the mirror, stars at herself and surprise takes off the wig she'd been wearing over her nearly shaved head.

Ok the shot then does a slow dissolve to Max wearing one of those old style gas masks from say WWII era, this one's got two big holes for her eyes and one down at her mouth area so she can breath and I assume suck cock. Some cool foreboding music chimes in too as Max stares at herself. We follow Max outside, this time she's on a motorcycle fully nude save for the mask and she drives off, sweet. I've been to this location where they're shooting and it does offer a long driveway going up to the house which would allow Jake to shoot this portion of the scene with Max riding on a bike fully naked!! You then see a single gloved hand put up in the universal sign of Stop which Max does. It's Brandon Iron and guess he's a cop as he asks for her license and insurance info, lol, she's naked!! Brandon keeps walking around, then proceeds to do a search of course to her body involving some fingering, gotta make sure she doesn't have a gun or something tucked up in that ass!! Brandon finds the butt plug and takes it out placing it in that hole for her mouth/ nose. Seems there was a disturbance at the house which Max was just at, lol. Seems she fits the description, duh, but it's not her, lol, so he usually catches and releases a girl in this situation but Max he makes an exception for branding her with the term Whore Hole in a marker written just above her ass. Max can either go downtown with Brandon or back up to the house where justice will be served. She, of course, chooses to go back and they ride on to the house. You can guess how the scene goes, Brandon spells out her options and we soon have Max taking his cock in her mouth through the hole in the mask. Brandon starts laying pipe real strong like to Max who eventually gets the mask off which I liked and there's some serious gagging on her part which is shown easier and better with the mask off. Mr. Iron uses a gloved finger to pry open her ass followed soon with her cock parting the ways. Using a bit of force she's shoved down to the carpet on the floor, he even uses a foot to push her ass all the way down, even going so far as to stand on Max's back. We all know Brandon loves foot play so Max sucking on his toes had to feel good for him. Closing strong with doggie anal we end with Max havin the ball gag in her mouth and Brandon popping his load down upon it, she is allowed to lick the jizz off that then he works out a bit more jizz from his cock which she licks up. Brandon then disappears real quick, we get Max putting the butt plug back in, going out and riding off on the bike, still fully nude!

Leah Jaye:

We arrive next to a scene with a really hot sexy English babe, wonder what the set up will be here, as we see on the cover Leah's holding a gun so I'm sure some gun play will be utilized during the sex. I should point out that before each scene there's a little written piece put up telling us who the criminal is and what their crime is and they keep getting progressively worse, this one is attempted murder, oh my Leah's going to gun someone down!She enters the room wearing a sexy leopard style outfit, has a seat and calls her girlfriend. As we listen Leah spells it out and actually it's the girlfriend who will do the dirty deed as Leah's going to be busy doing her own dirty deed distracting the man, wonder who the unlucky fella is? Oh it's Manuel Ferrara who's to be taken out, say it isn't so, all those porn girls will be devastated, hehe. Leah is smoking hot and we jump ahead to a shot of the gun laying there and we hear moaning which turns out to be Leah diddling herself with a toy and then she brings the gun in to massage around her pussy lips-- talking about Shoot to Thrill!! Leah stops playing with herself once she hears a knock at the door and it's Manuel. The two are very passionate right from the start, he stops when he sees the toy and is really taken aback when he spots the gun. Manuel picks it up, mistake #1 as his fingerprints are now on it. Back to the passion as they resume kissing and her boobs get some play here too along with a great open shot of Manuel fingering her twat. Mr. Ferrara is so good with the oral in his scenes and he is no different here going down on Leah and she's moaning in pleasure very quickly as he works his magic tongue. Ok why would she want him killed again, lol.

The sex soon begins with some solid mish fucking and it gets even better when she removes the outfit leaving only some lingerie on and hops on for a ride in cowgirl-- great floor shots of her ass here fans. Those breathy passion noises are heard quite a bit here and I really liked that, the two seem in totaly synch with each other. They soon reach doggie and with a perfect position camerawise there's an insertion deep inside Leah's ass!! You also get some anal pounding in mish as well as a side saddle position with her ass turned out towards us and I loved the spent passionate look Leah's got on her face by now. I hadn't seen her suck cock yet but there's some very good up close knob polishing worked in now followed by more hard anal sex. You finally get a really really good shot of her riding cock anally in reverse she's got the legs spread one shoe on one shoe off and he just drills up so fast'n'furious to Leah's ass it was beautiful. Manuel then gets the gun and Leah's sucking on it like a cock, be careful there sir!! Leah then gets on her knees and does some fabulous dick sucking while having the gun pointed at her, he removes his cock and she sucks on the gun some then on both at the same time. Miss Jaye then holds the gun in both palms like a precious gift and Manuel blows his load, hehe, all over it as well as straight into her open mouth, mistake #2 leaving his DNA all over the gun ,lol. Well we don't see the final act of the girlfriend blowing him away but Leah calls her and says everthings a go, whatever that means. Some real good action here between Manuel and Leah, the best scene so far.

Kayla Synz:

Well well, things just got real interesting as we begin this scene with the girlfriend from the first scene on her cell and turns out the men in blue are on to Leah and her little game, Kayla's a police informant!! Ok I'm confused now, lol, as Jake's talking to Kayla I learn that Manuel is not the man to be taken out, it's Leah's hubby and Manuel nearly fucks up the plan nutting on the gun but Kayla's cooperating with the fuzz, it's all so confusing can we please see her tits and have her suck cock so I can get rid of this headache, lol. Things slowly get better as we see an open shot of Kayla's legs spead open and she has no panties on and it keeps getting better as she gets up and starts putting on a show, pulling the tits out and licking a nipple which I love, then we get some terrific close in pussy shots of Kayla fingering herself. Kayla delivers some awesome eye contact to us while doing this tease, eventually the dress is fully removed and I'm in lust with those tits, hehe, and she's got a great ass too as the slow peel down of the dress reveals. Jake then gives us more extreme close views as she uses a toy on her pussy. Manuel then arrives fresh off fucking Leah and the two are kissing pretty quick with a little fingering from Manuel too. There's a juicy climax captured. Of course Manuel then dives in for a taste of his own causing more moaning from Kayla. Jakes gives a great overhead view looking down on this bit of fun. After some spoon fucking in vag you have Kayla hop off do a bend over P2M shot which gives us both her tits and ass in the shot!! Soon after Manuel parts that ass in a superb insertion for mish, Jakes got the shot just off to the side as he slides his cock in. I'd have to say reverse anal was easily my favorite shot for this scene but there are a few more good ones in doggie closing out with Manuel standing a feet or so back and blasting away to Kayla's face. Ok we end with Kayla saying just because she'll be with Steven-- I assume this is Leah's hubby doesn't mean she and Manuel can't continue to fuck-- ok you got all that there will be a quiz!!

Heather Gables:

We begin with Heather at a computer keyboard, she's typing out a scenario which we then see portrayed on the screen. She's got her hands bound behind her, wearing a schoolgirl outfit and we learn she's to be kidnapped by some bad people who do all sorts of vile things to her which she loves and hates them for making her love it, lol. We follow the scenario with Jake stopping her with the gloved hand and he's checking her out as she's still got the gag in her mouth and hands tied behind her. Jake's quite forceful removing her shirt letting those perky tits out and you see Heather's got just the right amount of terror being expressed on her face. Oh yeah I should point out too she's got white cotton panties on and we see good shots of them as she is shown walking up the road. Jake is quite good with the verbal abuse directed to Heather, stopping her to finger bang that ass, pulling them out but she doesn't clean them off with her mouth, it's gagged but she's made to smell her ass which is even more degrading I think. Jake then gets the skirt off and she's made to walk off still with wrists bound but now her panties are in full view. Jake has her stop one more time, pulls the panties down and starts fingering her cunt, actually it's his cunt as Jake points out-- Heather's on his property so she is now his body, mind, and perhaps soul by scenes end. Heather is allowed to continue the walk but behind her we see Jake's pulled a gun out and he fires it scaring Heather. The gun's pressed against her nipples, pussy and gently for Jake slapped against her ass. Jake fires again, a couple times up into the air, walks over as the ball gag falls out of her mouth and you can guess she's made to lick and suck on the barrel of the gun. Heather is so good with the facial expressions here and she's allowed to run off on towards the house. Jake's not making it easy for her to get away, but he does unleash his cock and Heather is allowed with her bound wrists to jerk him off, then drop down and suck his cock and it's not the romantic type of blowjob either, nope she's royally skull fucked and then some.

This is easily the most disturbing scene so far but Heather does do a good job here of pleasuring his cock no hands style even licking his balls. Well we get a car pulling up and who is inside, Brandon Iron. He gets out and comes around to say hello, lol, of course by spanking her ass several times. At least her wrists are freed and taken to the side of the road we have Brandon letting his cock out and Heather is allowed to engulf his cock. Brandon then pulls the panties so tight up her ass crack I wondered if she would be cut, then she's shoved onto the ground which allows Brandon to squat over her skull fucking her and also pressing his ass over her face while below Jake gets in some more fingering. There is more panty pulling in between skull fucking and ass smothering-- this is really really skirting the line for me but I can see everyone's into it. I guess this is the Deliverance scene but with a pretty girl instead of Ned Beatty and she doesn't have to squeal like a pig either-- at least not yet. Brandon then takes her over to near the car and nails her pussy from behind and in a surprising gesture he goes down and eats out her ass. We go back to the rougher stuff with him holding Heather's arm behind and nailing that cooch with several hard strokes. Ok this bit of fun over she's tied to the end of the car with a rope around her neck and Brandon slowly drives off with Heather following behind. They finally arrive up to the home spread and it's a beaten down looking place at least on the outside. Heather then gets to work sucking on both cocks and I liked her using the hands here. Ok there is more panty pulling and I keep hoping they'll snap so we won't have to see this anymore but these are some elastic panties! Brandon goes back to nailing Heather from behind and she's really got a terrified look now on her face as she envelops Jake's cock. We know see Brandon entering Heather's ass and the faster pace resumes in short order with her ass now receiving the assault. Heather is then carried into the house and strangely enough the interior looks a whole lot better than the exterior, lol. Heather is now in full slut mode, no more terror on that face as she rides Brandon in reverse anal and she also hops down to give Jake's schlong some more hard sucking/ gagging. Jakes is then allowed to plug that ass as we watch some POV doggie anal followed by Heather being turned back over to Brandon for a bit of piledriver ass fucking!! Soon both men are unloading their nut juice in Heather's mouth and what do we see to the side but a gun. You hear the guys discussing what to do with her, should they bury her out back but they don't see the gun being picked up and then bam, bam each takes a bullet with Heather walking over and spitting on both men as she walks off.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was a typical Jake Malone title from what I see, lots of verbal and mind play games being played with the girls who all seemed up to the challenge especially Heather in that final scene, wow was she good in that and if you like your scenes on the rough side this one gets you close with the hard panty pulling, cock gagging. Personally I liked the Leah Jaye the best but you also get solid turns from Bobbi Starr/ Annie in their collaboration, Max had some moments for sure in her scenes and Kayla had a bit of fun too with Manuel doing some good anal work. Now for extras here you see a photo gallery, cast list and you can see the pops but I missed seeing a BTS, wonder why Jake didn't include that for this one, would have been interested to hear some of the thoughts behind the scenes. Still a strong title and fans of Jakes work should pick this one up.