Creampie Cuties 5 (Ghost Pro) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/19/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 78 min.

Production Date: 6 / 2 / 2004

Director: Tony Porno

Cast: Britney Madison, Barbie, Capri, Janee, Cheyenne, Malorie, Isis, Alexia, and of course, Tony Porno

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I’ve had mixed luck with this series, but it’s been improving nicely over time.

Initial Reaction: It’s okay.

Who Should Watch It : Cream pie fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of variety to their sex scenes or two doesn’t like POV porn

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and had very few flaws. The video is also nicely done. Gone are the pixelation problems of some earlier installments, and the lighting is done as well as always. Perhaps the most telling thing about the video is that there’s a fair amount of handheld work, but the picture never suffers from the shakes or soft focus blurs that normally come with it. This is a very nice looking and sounding movie.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is okay. It works in a bit of the movie, but has a funky style that just didn’t work for me. The chapter menu keeps the funky style, but works much better because it lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl(s) in each scene.

The Feature

Tony Porno goes with a simple formula in the Creampie Cuties series. He talks with the girls and lets them show off a little, has them suck his cock, and then fucks them. Of course, each time he also cums in their pussy to finish things up.

Scene 1 - Barbie and Tony Porno

Eighteen year old blonde Barbie starts things out in a paid miniskirt with white stockings and a white top. Of course she gives Tony a little tease that includes her completely shaved pussy, and soon after she’s taking Tony’s manhood in her mouth. He moves on to fuck her doggie style before letting Barbie move up to ride him in the cowgirls. They finish things up missionary style before Barbie has Tony blow his ball butter in her bald beaver.

This is an okay scene. For a one camera shoot with a lot of hand held footage, Tony does a great job with the camera work. He mixes things up a bit and has a nice balance between close-ups, POV shots, and side and distance shots. The only thing that didn’t really work for me was Barbie, who seemed to have a touch of skank in her.

Scene 2 - Capri and Tony Porno

Bottle blonde Capri starts things out in a black bra and panties with a white top shaking her ass for Tony. She pulls her panties to the side to show off her bald beaver and stretches out her lips for him. Tony tries asking her a few questions, but Capri never answers him and just keeps showing off her goods. She moves on to suck Tony’s cock before he moves her around to fuck her from behind. Capri sucks Tony’s cock a little before climbing up to bounce on his bone in both cowgirls. He pops in her pussy before she finally says a couple words in English.

This scene didn’t do much for me. Capri’s looks didn’t do anything for me, and her not talking while having a blank look in her eye through most of the scene left me thinking “dumb” much more than “mute”. I spent most of the scene assuming there was a language barrier, and was shocked when she clearly spoke English at the end. I had a really hard time getting into the scene with how Capri was reacting to Tony despite her having some nice energy. She looked to get into things sexually, but I’ve seen better facial expressions on wooden Indians that I did on her. I might have been happier with this scene using the fast forward button.

Scene 3 - Cheyenne and Tony Porno

Forty year old brunette Cheyenne decides to go after some young meat with Tony when her man goes out of town. She lets Tony spank her ass and pull on her nipple rings and admire her body before dropping down to suck him into her throat. Cheyenne bends over on the bed and plays with herself briefly before letting Tony fuck her. Cheyenne also rides Tony in the cowgirls before lying back and letting him pop in her pussy missionary style. She pushes it out and lets Tony collect it with a spoon and feed it to her.

This is a pretty hot scene. For her age, Cheyenne is one heck of a looker and really knows how to put out a great fuck. She also gives one heck of a great blowjob, and knows just how to work her eyes. Her tattoos didn’t do a lot for me, but I love her pierced nipples. Although the “old woman / young dick” dialogue was fun at first, it was pushed to the point that by the end of the scene it was annoying. This is a pretty hot scene that with a few minor tweaks would have been even better. Even without those tweaks, this is one of the best scenes in the movie.

Scene 4 - Britney Madison and Tony Porno

Britney quickly strips out of her black top and bra to show off a set of implants that look like they were meant for Abby. Abby Normal, that is. She quickly gets on her knees and starts working Tony over with her mouth and pierced tongue. Tony moves on to bang Britney’s bald beaver both doggie and missionary style before popping in it soon after and letting it run out.

This scene had some potential and lost almost all of it by the end of the scene. Britney can put out a nice nasty scene, and looks like she’s having a great time here without getting nastier than a plain old cream pie. My problem with this scene is that I couldn’t help but think that she had a yeast infection. There’s a few white dots on Tony’s cock as he fucks her missionary style, and when his cum flows out of her it looks like there’s a few chunks to it. This scene ended up as a big disappointment to me.

Scene 5 - Alexia, Isis, and Tony Porno

Brunettes Alexia and Isis return to be in front of Tony’s camera so Tony can cum in Isis and Alexia can eat it out. After the game plan is established, Isis leads the way sucking Tony’s cock while Alexia works on his balls. They trade as they work on Tony before Isis climbs up to ride Tony cowgirl style so that Alexia can play with her and nibble on his nuts while they fuck. Isis turns around for a little reverse cowgirl as well, with Alexia continuing to help. Tony also fucks Isis from behind while they sixty-nine and Alexia licks them both from below. Finally, Tony pops in Isis’s pussy as Alexia watches it go in and then sucks it out.

This is an okay scene. There’s a fun spirit to the scene, but it just never took me over too well. I think most of the reason I couldn’t get into this scene was because Isis was the only girl to get fucked. The cameraman also seemed a little lost, and there were times when I wasn’t sure if Isis was still getting fucked or if Alexia got in on the action. From the attitude of the scene I’m sure that Tony and the girls had fun, but I just couldn’t get into it.

Scene 6 - Malorie Marx and Tony Porno

Malorie starts things out showing off her great ass and talking with Tony in the bathroom as she gets ready. Once she’s ready, she shows off for Tony in the bedroom and then goes to work sucking his cock. Tony fucks Malorie from behind as well as letting her bounce on his cock before he pops in her pussy missionary style. Afterwards, Malorie rubs her nub and encourages it all to flow out.

This is a nice little scene. It’s fairly simple and straightforward, and also seems to go by really quick. It ends up above average, but also not overly memorable.

Scene 7 - Janee and Tony Porno

Twenty year old brunette Janee, who’s cute, has a few tattoos, and a shaved pussy, starts things out kneeling on the bed wearing a black tank top and panties. She shows off a pair of nicely shaped but rock hard looking pair of bolt-ons before Tony has her pull down his pants and suck his cock. Janee gives the camera some nice eyes as she sucks Tony before letting him fuck her from behind. Janee also gets to ride Tony cowgirl style before finishing things up missionary style and letting Tony pop in her pussy.

This is a pretty hot scene, and one of the best in the movie. Janee and Tony look to have some very good chemistry, and the main thing that held the scene back for me was that I think tourists in London see more motion out of the London Beefeaters than you do watching Janee’s tits here. Thankfully Janee gets into the rest of the scene enough that it ends up a minor complaint. This is another of my favorites from the movie.

Creampie Cuties 5 is a pretty average cream pie movie. The Creampie Cuties series started out as internet content, and because of it the repetitiveness of the positions probably wasn’t as bad when the scenes originally came out as when they’re put together on a DVD. The biggest problem with the movie as a whole is that there’s the same four positions, and they’re normally in the same order. I’d love to see Tony mix things up a bit more, and although the cum eating was nice, I would have loved an anal cream pie as well. All that said, Tony Porno does do a nice job behind the camera, and captures much of the action very well from a few different angles. The girls are normally pretty average looking, but forty year old Cheyenne steals the movie with an energetic and vocal fuck that looks like it’s pure fun. Janee and Malorie also turn out nice performances, but Capri, Isis, and Alexia left me wanting much more than they were able to give. In the end, Creampie Cuties 5 has a lot of scenes that cover around the average mark, with a couple standing out in either direction.

The Extra Stuff

A trailer is included for Creampie Cuties 6. The photo gallery contains about two dozen nice looking snapshots, and advances through them about one per second. There’s also a bonus scene and weblinks.

Bonus Scene - Julie Robbins and Tony Porno

Julie, a blonde with a decent amplified rack, a fantastic ass, and a shaved pussy, shows that slutty doesn’t always have to be a bad thing. She starts things out in a frilly pink bra and panties complete with pink socks before stripping down, showing off her great ass, and then getting down on her knees to suck Tony’s cock and lick his balls. As soon as Tony’s ready for her pussy, Julie bends over and lets him fuck her doggie style. She takes a little control with a bit of reverse cowgirl before sucking her juices off Tony’s cock and turning around to ride him cowgirl style. Julie lets Tony go back to fucking her from behind while he holds her wrists as well as letting him fuck her missionary style. They play with her pussy a little before finishing things up with a doggie style cream pie. Afterwards, Julie squeezes Tony’s load out into a champagne glass and drinks it down.

This is a great bonus scene. I’ve always enjoyed Julie, and think she does a great job of making white trash seem darn hot. She has a natural nastiness to her that’s a beautiful thing, and she puts in some great vocals and nice energy. This is a darn hot scene, and shouldn’t disappoint anybody who’s a fan of Julie.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, cream pie, cum eating, group, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, any of Ghost Pro’s DVDs can be found online for between about $17 and $25 with several stores offering them for around $20. I’d rent this one first. There’s some nice cream pies, but the action didn’t work as well for me here as in many of the other installments. The technical aspects are definitely improved, and there’s still some nice effort put into the extras. This is a nicely put together DVD with a movie that missed much more than it hit for me.

Note to Ghost Pro: Although the movie here didn’t work as well as some of your others, it’s great to see you putting such nice effort into your overall product.

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