Cream Pie For the Straight Guy Review
Devil's Film
Studio: Devil's Film
Category: All Sex , Anal , Cream Pies , Fetish
Starring: Mark Davis, Mickey G., Mika Tan, Joey Ray, Brittney Skye, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Gia Paloma, Sativa Rose
Released on: 10/11/2004
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Reviewed by picman on 11/23/2004
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| Prologue When this title was announced, the boards were lit up with responses saying that the act of creampie eating was gay or over the line. I can't concur with that but I could see where you might apply a slippery slope rationale. After all, if this turns you on, where do you take it to next? Another man's cum? Straight from the source? Are we that plagued by our insecurity? Most of us know who and what we're attracted to and any act between a man and a woman can't be deemed homosexual. Deviant or perverted, maybe. But this is a very popular fetish. Go to some literary sites and search for this subject. On alt.sex there's one writer who is so prolific on this subject, his collective works are almost encyclopaedic. And he has definitely skidded down that slippery slope. Devil's Film sees the dollar signs and their cum swapping series, Cum In My Mouth And I'll Spit It Back In Yours, must have sold well enough to embolden them to take this next step. The female cast here is Grade A. Missy Monroe, Roxy Jezel, Mika Tan, Brittney Skye, Gia Paloma and Sativa Rose. Any of these women, on their own, is enough to make me interested in seeing a film. Let's see if Mike Rubinstein handles a difficult subject, both photographically and emotionally. |
 The video opens with one of Missy Monroe's luscious tits out of her bra and Joey Ray making a meal of it. He frees the other one and gives it equal time. He starts to finger her hot little cunt and Missy feels around for his bulge. She sticks her ass at him so he can finger that as well. His face goes between those sublime butt cheeks next while he gets back to handling her pussy. He gives her a taste of his fingers and a kiss and she goes to her knees to say hello to little JOey. Missy slobbers all over his cock and swallows it whole repeatedly. There's some titty fucking and Missy completely lets her tits out of her bra. Joey face fucks her and Missy keeps coming back for more. She deep throats him and laps at his balls. Her eyes are tearing, mascara running and slobber is all over her. What a pretty sight. Missy sits on Joey in CG and has a tit in his mouth. That looks so good! Missy fingers her ass and shares the taste with Joey. His cock falls out of her pussy and it's soaking wet. She bounces on it and we hear squishing noises. They do RC next and you can see how engorged her clit is. It's huge. She pulls off his cock and lets loose with some rain. And again. She gives his pole a nice ride, grinding her pubes and pounding down before they switch holes and her rectum is breached. She wants to taste her ass, so she hops off and takes his cock down to the balls in one easy swallow. Missy hops back on in RCA again and Joey is having no problem bottoming out. They do anal spoon next. Cut to a slow, deep face fuck and back to anal in spoon. Joey changes speeds on her and has Missy squirming around. Doggy anal is next and Missy is cooing "I like that". A2M and back to doggy. Joey gives it a good ride until he can't hold out anymore and cums in Missy's ass. He quickly gets his head over there and literally starts to suck the cum out of her ass. Some of it even squirts out at him. He laps up whatever's left and shares it with Missy. And imagine this. He has her say that she's a filthy little girl. |
 Roxy Jezel and Mika Tan open their scene in a playful embrace. Next thing you know, Roxy's sitting on Mika's face and getting her puffy slit licked out. She seems to have a taste for seafood and she's really enjoying Roxy's clam. Roxy's looking softer, fuller than the last time I saw her. Mika looks amazing. They do some duelling tongues and spitting into each other's mouth. Mika starts swiping her tongue at the chocolate factory and is soon sticking the tip in. Roxy's pussy gets some finger action and then the girls share the juices from Mika's hand. Roxy plays with Mika's nipples which are sticking through her mesh top. There's some nibbling too. Roxy plays with Mika's thong, using it to stimulate her pussy, then licking that hot snatch. As Mika starts to work on Roxy's tits a cock shows up. Mark Davis, I presume. Then, from stage right, comes another. Rod Fontana. Mika sucks Mark and Roxy goes for Rod. Mika takes Mark as far down as she can, wagging her tongue at is balls. Rod's tool looks to be too thick for Roxy's little mouth, but she's gagging herself on it anyway. Mark goes down on Mika and she gets lit up. Both guys suck the girls feet. Mark tries to get Mika's g-spot to erupt while Rod face fucks little Roxy. He gets Roxy to take his cock all the way down her throat and cuts off her air for a long time. They do that several times. Mark face fucks Mika. Cut to Roxy riding Mark in RCA while Mika gets vag fucked in doggy. A2OGM and then P2M for Mika. Cut to Rod fucking Roxy's pussy in mish. He goes back to fucking her face while Mika rides Mark in RC. She does P2M while Roxy gets fucked in doggy. Then Mika takes it in mish and Roxy's ass gets it in doggy by Mark. He fingers her ass and gives Mika a taste. She does the fingering and gives Mark a taste. He plants his cock back in her ass. Mika takes Rod in a standing doggy with leg raised. The girls are stacked back to back as Mark slides from Mika's ass on the bottom to Roxy's on top. Cut to Rod fucking Roxy's ass in doggy and Mika riding Mark in RC. Mika does P2M while Rod continues to slam Roxy's ass in doggy. Mark shoots his load into Mika's pussy and she raises off gently so as not to lose anything before Mark can work his way underneath and dig out his cum, which he eats. Then he licks the area searching for more. Rod cums into Roxy's butt and she orders him to get his head down there to eat it all up. Mika helps her work it out and she squirts some on his face, then he licks the plate clean. |
 Brittney Skye is in a kitchen, probably looking for a creampie recipe. She looks like little girl lost and then starts to play with her goodies and reveal her humongous enhanced globes. Her pussy is as bald as a baby's behind and Brittney plays with that as well. It's already looking pretty moist. She must be excited by what's going to go down. Speaking of go down, Mark Davis appears and is soon licking her asshole and then beaver. She really likes that and spreads her lips for him to get at it better. After this all too short cunnilingus, Brittney gets down to suck Mark's cock. She takes him deep and holds it in her throat. He fucks her face and plays little games with her, pulling it away and smacking it across her cheek. No hands by both. Brittney sheds her top and Mark does an up and over face fuck. It seems like over the last year or so, Brittney has really stepped up her intensity and nastiness. I like it. They're sticking with these oral games for a good long while and Brittney really seems to be having fun with it. Mark fingers her pussy and fucks her doggy with one leg up on the counter. They do a regular standing doggy and then Mark gets one leg up for a semi-up and over. He restrains her arms behind her back and pounds her more in standing doggy. Cut to Mark fingering Brittney's pussy while she holds it open. She even chokes herself. Mark fucks her in mish and smacks her tits. I wonder if she can actually feel that. Cut to an RC insertion with Mark lying on the floor. She bounces on him, then he does the driving and Brittney takes over again. A little side saddle variation for Lady Godiva and some more tit smacking. They move to a nice sensuous CG with Brittney taking Mark's full length slowly and enjoying the stroke. Back to standing doggy where Mark unloads his gun and quickly gets under Brittney to get at the load. She coaxes some out and Mark swallows greedily. He tries to work more out of her, but it must have gotten deep. Why doesn't he just spread her and dive in? He gets all he can and the scene fades out. |
 Mickey G is nibbling on Gia Paloma's neck and rubbing on her pussy. He lifts her shirt and plays with her gorgeous boobs. They each suck a tit and then kiss. Mickey is totally naked and Gia's completely dressed. What's wrong with this picture? Gia locates his cock. Not hard to do. It was probably stabbing her. She spits on it and gets down to start the fellatio. Her tits rub up on his cock and he pulls off her shirt so she can titty fuck him properly. In fact, he lubes her cleavage up with spit. She only teases him with it (damn!) and then shows what a cock hound she is by inhaling his dick. The rest of her clothes come off in a hurry and Gia gags herself on his cock, even pinching her own nose. She's another one looking to see how long she can hold a cock deep in her throat. She and Mickey are in a 69 and Gia is also probing his anus. Mickey starts to spread her sphincter while he's eating that hot pussy. Gia tastes her ass off of Mickey's fingers. There are a lot of wide angle close-ups of Gia's face while she's doing the deep throating and she looks like she's all eyes. Gia tosses Mickey's salad and then he face fucks her while she's lying on her back. This is like some Throat Gaggers action. The slobber and pre-puke is all over her face. Cut to Gia playing with a glass dildo and sitting on Mickey in a piledriver position, inserting it into his ass. She manipulates it with her mouth and he points his cock at her to get some attention. She strokes his ass and cock at the same time, then sucks his cock while manipulating the dildo. She's on her back under him, so he just starts to fuck her face again. Gia does A2M on the dildo and has his cock join in at the same time. More anal action with cock sucking. Mickey fucks her face with the dildo that's still sticking in his ass. Cut to Gia riding Mickey in CG and she smacks her own ass repeatedly. P2M with some nose pinching. Gia really seems to like having her wind cut off completely. She moves to RC. Mickey's cock is soaked with her juices. Gia bends over to have her ass fucked in doggy. I don't think it's lubed too well because there doesn't seem to be much slide. Mickey punches away at it, though. Gia wants a taste and Mickey complies. Back to the doggy and that cock still seems like it's going nowhere. More A2M and they move to RCA, then mish anal. Mickey smacks her tits while Gia spouts some self effacing things. He tongue fucks her ass and goes back to the mish anal. It's sliding nicely now. Just in time for Mickey to cum in her ass. He gets down there to suck it up and it pretty much all comes pouring out onto his tongue. He shares with Gia and gets under her for more, which she delivers onto his face. Gia licks it off of Mickey's face, kissing him as she goes and that brings the end of the scene. |
 we open with some upskirt shots of Sativa Rose's pretty puffy vag and her perfect tits. There's a significant amount of tease time with Sativa showing off all of her assets, but not much action. Mark Davis appears in the background and walks up to Sativa, kissing her passionately. He does some finger work on her pussy but his mouth homes in on her tits. Good choice. Mark flutters his tongue on Sativa's pussy and works his fingers again, apparently making her cum. That puts Sativa in the mood to suck cock, and like all the other women in this video, she has no gag reflex. She holds his cock in her throat until her eyes are tearing and goes back for more. Mark eats her ass (wishful thinking), then picks her up for a standing 69. He puts her down for some face fucking with her head hanging over the edge of the couch. Mark holds his cock in her mouth while his fingers do more magic, and he won't allow her to let it out. She climbs on his cock in RC. P2M and back to RC. Side saddle is the next variation. More P2M. She rubs those DSL's all over his exposed head. They move to doggy and Mark holds Sativa's arms behind her back while he slams her. She asked him to bury it. He does an up and over and Sativa reddens his ass with some smacks. I guess she wants it even harder. He tries in a couple of different variations of the same position and when they've had enough Sativa sucks her juices off of him. Mish is next and Mark continues to try to drive his balls through her womb. Sativa's pussy lips are turning a hot pink and there are wet spots on both their legs. Cut to Sativa giving Mark a handy and then sitting in his lap for CG. Good floor view shot of her lovely ass. Sativa rides him hard and wriggles her ass on his cock while he's balls deep in her pussy. He puts her on her back and starts driving home. He has a typically loud orgasm and Sativa sits on his face, offering up her prize. Strangely, it ends quickly like this. |
| Epilogue I'm in a little bit of a quandary here. On the one hand, the sex in this video was pretty good. But I don't think that the fetish was portrayed well. This was just another menu item. I cum in your ass or pussy and you feed it back to me. It was shown as graphically as possible with absolutely no emotional content. This really cries out for a vignette type of format, not the conventional wall to wall sex that was used. I also didn't like the pervasive, martial music. It sounded like it was scored by Rammstien. And don't you think that Mark Davis is getting a little overused in these cum swallowing scenes. If he does any more of these films he's going to have to go on lo-carb cum. |
| The Disk There are some trailers, photo gallery, another creampie from Roxy and a fetish menu. Not great, but it's something. |
| Recommendation If the subject doesn't offend or scare you, rent it before you buy. The women put on great performances. |
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