Crazy Bullets Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/20/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 87 min.

Production Date: 10 / 05 / 2003

Director: Narcis Bosch

Cast: Michelle Wild, BellaDonna, Carmen Vera, Bibian Norai, Lea De Mae, Jane Darling, Bamboo, Nomi, Katsumi, Monica Sweetheart, Nacho Vidal, Ramon Guevara, Roberto Malone, Denis Marti, Ian Scott, Tony DeSergio, and Andrea Monanti

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Narcis Bosch really impressed me with Hot Rats. I’m looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: I didn’t like it nearly as much as Hot Rats, but it’s also very different and I was hoping for more of the same.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting anal and a loose plot

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody not wanting anal or who wants a very clear plot

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear, especially for the mix of original and dubbed audio. The English dubbing is sometimes nicely done, and other times seems highly noticeable. The video is also pretty good. There’s just a hint of grain which gives the movie a little more of an artistic feel. The lighting is also pretty good, but there are a few shadows which do interfere a little.

Music: The music varies throughout the movie. It comes and goes throughout the movie, and most of the time rests quietly in the background. The style seemed to change with every scene, which gave it a slightly odd feel.

Menus: The main menu has some very nice animation, and definitely gave me a very good first impression. The chapter menu isn’t nearly as impressive, and lets you choose a scene based on a still of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

Ramon, Tony, and Denis are a crew of criminals looking for the big picture. They’re looking for the big score, and it doesn’t always come easy. Pussy, however, comes much easier, and can sometimes help for what they want to get.

Scene 1 - Michelle Wild, Ramon Guevara, Tony deSergio, and Denis Marti

Michelle starts things out in a white wedding dress and a ball gag while the guys are all in tuxes. She sucks and strokes them all after her ball gag is removed before letting Ramon go to work on her pussy with his tongue and fingers. He fucks her missionary style while she continues to suck and stroke the others before Denis moves in to fuck her doggie style. Michelle lets them move on with a bit of reverse cowgirl that goes from vag to anal to a double penetration. Michelle also gets her holes filled in cowgirl before the ball gag is put back in and the guys decorate her face.

This is a pretty hot scene. This comes as no surprise with Michelle, and she takes care of things with her usual energy and enthusiasm. That said, the scene did seem just a little off to me. Most of this is due to the camera focusing extremely tightly on Michelle to the point that I often had no clue who was fucking her. This always annoys me a little just because I get less of a feeling to the chemistry of the scene. It’s still pretty hot, but with a slight change to the camera work I think I would have enjoyed it more.

Scene 2 - BellaDonna, Carmen, Bibian Norai, Ramon Guevara, Denis Marti, and Tony deSergio

The guys go over to a house to party with BellaDonna, Carmen, and Bibian for the second scene. The girls suck the guys before BellaDonna bends over for some doggie loving while Carmen and Bibian go for the cowgirls. They move on with plenty of butt love, with BellaDonna taking quite a bit in mish and spooning while Bibian and Carmen get most of theirs doggie style. Finally the girls get down to share the facials.

This is a fairly hot scene. I don’t think there was any swapping between the three couples, but with the camera work I’m really not sure. The editing also made it a little choppy so that it was hard to get too much of a feeling of the chemistry or to really get into the scene. It did feel like the girls were getting into things fairly well, but with the short takes it was hard to get more than just a general feeling. I think this scene would have been a lot better if it were about half again as long.

Scene 3 - Lea De Mae, Jane Darling, Bamboo, and Ian Scott

Lea, Jane, and Bamboo take on Ian after spraying him with a drug. Jane leads the way with her cocksucking but lets the others help her. Lea gets to help the most, but also moves around to work on Jane from behind. Since she puts the most effort into getting Ian ready, Jane gets the first ride reverse cowgirl style. Lea follows her with a little cowgirl before Ian helps Bamboo on for a little reverse cowgirl. Jane and Lea get a little doggie in before Lea kicks off the anal reverse cowgirl style and follows it up with a bit of doggie. Jane goes next with a bit of anal missionary before Ian pops on her stomach and Lea and Bamboo’s faces.

This is another fairly hot scene. Ian and the girls all seem to be nicely into each other, and there’s some nice interaction between the girls. I would have liked to have seen Bamboo getting fucked a bit more, but Lea and Jane are amazing enough that she could have been easily forgotten here. Watching Lea here also threw me off a little since her recent passing gave this scene a sad feel for me. The biggest problem is that the editing removes all position changes which gave the scene a jumpy feel. It’s still a good scene, but once again with a couple minor changes I think it could have been much hotter.

Scene 4 - Nomi and Roberto Malone

Blonde Nomi gets it on with crime boss Roberto next. She drops to her knees to gobble his knob before climbing up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She lets Roberto take each of her holes from behind before he moves her up to a halfway pile driver. Nomi even gets in a bit of reverse cowgirl anal before stoking Roberto to a drippy pop that barely makes it off his cock.

This is a pretty hot scene despite Roberto being anything but a hot porn stud. Nomi looks like she’s having a good time, and you get to see plenty of position changes so that the scene feels like a sexual journey rather than just a bunch of glimpses of it. It’s a fairly hot scene, and the only problem I really saw in it was that the dubbing didn’t match to closely to the video. When the dialogue is mostly moans, the dubbing seems like it should come closer than it did here.

Scene 5 - Katsumi, Ramon Guevara, and Andrea Moranty

Ramon decides to try expanding their business with Katsumi with the help of his cock. She gets down to suck Ramon’s cock, and has her bodyguard whip his out for a little oral attention as well. She lets Andrea warm her up and fuck her from behidn before laying back for Ramon to fuck her missionary style. The guys move Katsumi on through a bit of anal before double penetrating her cowgirl style and letting her show plenty of gapes. Finally, the guys decorate her face.

This is a pretty good scene. There’s a nice balance between the guys and Katsumi takes them on nicely. There’s a feeling that she’s being pushed, but it’s never an uncomfortable feeling. This is a fairly hot scene.

Scene 6 - Monica Sweetheart, Katsumi, and Nacho Vidal

While Katsumi gives Afro-wearing Nacho a trim and a manicure, Monica works on his cock orally. Katsumi drops down to join her, and lets her tongue keep working on Monica’s pussy when she climbs up to ride Nacho reverse cowgirl style. Monica also lets Nacho take her in the traditional cowgirl before Katsumi gets a little from behind and in reverse cowgirl. Things return to Monica for a bit of reverse cowgirl anal before Katsumi gets her anal with Nacho spooning her. Finally, Nacho pulls out and pops on Katsumi’s leg and Monica’s tongue.

This is a pretty good scene. Monica and Katsumi balance off each other pretty well, and both seem nicely into Nacho’s cock. They both make the anal look easy, but Nacho also seems a bit subdued. This is a pretty good scene, but not nearly what I would have expected for these three.

Crazy Bullets is a decent porno. The plot isn’t too clear, and is presented almost as glimpses over time. This can work in some movies, but here it doesn’t work quite as well because the threads connecting them are very broad. Hot Rats had some of this style, but it also had such a different and surreal feel that it worked for it. Here, the movie feels like it should be straightforward but the plot sequences rarely are. They’re also hurt by some heavy accents when the cast speaks English (although I appreciate their effort) and the other plot points being filled in with dubbed summaries. I was never really sure what the movie was about outside of it being a crime movie. The sex also left a bit to be desired for me. Some of my problem was the dubbing of the scenes, as when it’s just moaning it seemed like it should be closer. My other major problem was some of the style and editing of the sex. Many of the position changes were left out and the camera often got so close that in some of the group scenes I didn’t even know who was fucking who. I have a hard time getting a feel of the chemistry in a scene when I can only see one person, and I also love to see the reaction of the girl as she’s just getting penetrated. That shot was very rare here, especially during the anal. That isn’t to say that the movie should be passed by. Many of my complaints are due to styles I like and dislike, and although a lot of the style didn’t work for me I still have to admit that there are some nice performances here. Jane Darling is as amazing as always, and Monica Sweetheart, Lea De Mae, and Michelle Wild also do great jobs. Crazy Bullets is a crazy and convoluted movie with plenty of anal action. If that’s your type of thing, you should run out and buy this one now, but if it isn’t this one would best be rented first.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Stocking Secrets 4, Legal Skin 13, Legal Skin 14, Down Your Throat 2, Down Your Throat 3, and Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, as well as for Crazy Bullets itself. Bios with a pic of the star in action and a little personal information are included for Michelle Wild, Monica Sweetheart, Bamboo, Katsumi, Lea de Mae, and Carmen. There’s also a photo gallery, behind the scenes featurette, and web links.

The photo gallery lasts over six minutes with roughly four seconds per great looking snapshot or full screen photo. It’s very nicely broken down by scene, and even gives you a cast listing for each scene before the group of photos. I really love this idea, and think that it does a great job of taking the photo gallery to another level.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about thirty five minutes. The camera moves around to capture the cast as they get ready for their scenes and screw around in between them. It also captures the sex being shot. In between segments, they journey around to ask the cast and crew about when they first discovered their sexuality and their first sexual experiences. It’s a very nice behind the scenes featurette that does a nice job of capturing the movie being made as well as giving you a taste of the performers as people.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, anal, DP, interracial, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Smash’s DVDs of IFG’s movies can often be found online for between $19 and $25 with most stores offering it near the low end. I’d rent this one first, as the style is a bit different and might put some people off. The technical aspects are pretty good, and there’s even a bit of effort put into the extras.

Note to Smash / IFG: Thank you for translating the behind the scenes featurette into all of the languages on the DVD. It’s much appreciated!

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