Crazy About Asians Review

Reviewed by VictoriO  on  11/11/2001

Crazy About Asians
Year: 2000
Starring: Pearl Essence, Nia, Mika Choix, China Lew, Satomi, Amy Akatani, Vince Voyeur, Joe, Jeff & Randy West
Special Features: Chapters, Trailers, Photo Galleria & Websites
Company: New Machine

-When I rented this, I expected some good things. I found some good shit in here. Randy West's 'Up & Cummers' movies are usually good for that one scene that you just have to see. Last year, I have rented several 'Up & Cummers' movies because they usually contain great scenes with one of your favorite porno stars. However, the rest of the film isn't good at all. You can enjoy them to a point, but it gets very boring, sometimes. Crazy About Asians is a compilation of Randy's favorite scenes with his favorite Asian females. I do recommend this, although it could have been a bit better. Expect a 'Crazy About Asians II' very soon. It may be as good as this one, but should have been better. 5 out of the 6 females are very attractive (Satomi isn't attractive at all). I kinda lost track of how many chapters, trailers & photos there are on this DVD here. I will, also, give a quick review of this movie. I'll give it a quick review, because it is recommended, but there's not a whole lot to root over (aside from some great sex). This film is a bit above good!
NOTE: I've seen some of these scenes before & they were edited from original cuts.

NOTE: Some of these scenes may not be in order.

-Scene 1: Amy Akatani & Randy West (Up & Cummers 51)
Amy Akatani is a cutie. This Japanese hottie gets fucked by Randy West. Although Amy is sexy, there's not much to root over here. We see nice butt shots (like Randy does to all his females on his films), decent sex, decent oral & Randy cums in her mouth. Average scene here.

-Scene 2: Satomi (Up & Cummers ??)
Satomi is not attractive (she looks like an Asian Tisha Campbell) & this scene is not remarkable. This is one reason why FFWD buttons were made as well as chapter selections. The sex is not very hot & it's a waste of time if you ask me. I wish this scene would have been replaced with the scene from 'Up & Cummers 69' (Randy West does Jade Marcella & Jadey looks hot as hell in the scene she does for that film). That scene will be in 'Crazy About Asians II'. Next, please...

-Scene 3: Nia & Joe (Up & Cummers 58)
I really, really like this scene here. I've seen this before when I rented 'Up & Cummers 58' on VHS. This scene was edited by 5 minutes (an interview was edited). Nia is a very beautiful Filipina female (with a really nice, sweet, delicious, fuckable butt) who's doing a scene with her real-life boyfriend, Joe. Nia hasn't made a bunch of XXX movies (I only know of 10 that she's in). She also starred in Joey Silvera's Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars. Her scene here is better than her scene in Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars. Nyah, Randy gives Nia the usual treatment that he gives all of his females (exploring their bodies with his camera). The scene is long & the sex is nice (although I felt that the anal could have been better). Nyah, there's a lot of position swaps, oral & a bit of moaning. After a long while, Joe butt-fucks Nia from behind. The camera angles are not that good, the butt-fucking doesn't last very long & it's not intense enough for me. Nia wants Joe to cum on her pussy & he does that after the butt- fucking. When you watch this scene, you can tell that Randy likes this girl & he likes working with her. I loved this scene & you should, too!

-Scene 4: China Lew & Jeff (Up & Cummers 84)
China & Jeff are a married couple who kinda go good together. Nyah, although China Lew is mildly attractive, there's not much to root over here. The sex was average. Although I found China to be appealing, I FFWD through some stuff because it's a bit boring to me. Average scene.

-Scene 5: Pearl Essence, Vince Voyeur & Randy West (Up & Cummers 40)
I like this scene here. I've also seen Pearl Essence in Joey Silvera's Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars. Her scene in this film is better than her scene in Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars. Pearl has some marks on her right butt-cheek that's noticeable & the mark is ugly. She shows her butt off to the camera while she's kneeling on a couch. The sex here is good. Here's some nice butt-fucking, DP, 'original' sex & so forth. She gets banged up by both guys, who, at first, takes turns, then gives her a DP. After the DP, here's a nasty cumshot. Both guys cum on her face. Good sex. Great butt shots. Great scene!

-Scene 6: Mika Choix & Randy West (Up & Cummers 41)
Mika Choix is very sexy. Mika has also starred in Joey Silvera's Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars. Her scene here is good, but she has done 2 scenes in Favorite Big Ass Asian All-Stars (her 2nd scene in that film is as good as this scene here). Randy explores Mika's ass. He pulls her panties to the side of her butt & he explores in between her cheeks (the look, the smell & all of the beautiful things that an ass has). This scene has some decent sex, although I wish Mika took it in the butt sometimes. The sex in this scene is good, but it could have been better. Mika looks very sexy in this scene here. After all the sex is over, we see a very, very nasty cumshot here. Randy cums in Mika's pussy & somehow, she manages to make cum bubbles.

BOTTOM LINE: This film has some very good scenes & it is worth buying/having in your DVD collection. The best scenes in here are the scenes with Mika Choix, Pearl Essence & Nia. These females are very sexy & some are at their sexiest here. These scenes, by themselves, are worth buying this for. These 3 scenes make up for the other 3 scenes that do not look very good. This is good. Even though it could have been a bit better, I can't complain. Pick it up! Highly Recommended! Also, New Machine does some very nice work on their DVDs, although the artwork can be better. I've seen a few New Machine DVDs (Up & Cummers 64 as well as this one) & New Machine's quality is good & they are filled with special features.

The Film: 4/5
The DVD: 4/5
-Oliver Victorio Sizemore-