Courtney Uncovered: The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Review

Running Time:
75 min.

Production Date:
None given

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Courtney Stodden

Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are nicely done, especially as this appears to be a very amateur movie. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very good. The picture is clear, and although the lighting is a bit uneven it looks very natural. The aim is often a touch off, which isn't anything unusual for an amateur movie as most of the footage is shot from an unmanned tripod. All in all, this is a homemade movie with good quality audio and video that's only held back by the camera aim being a little off in places.

Watermark Warning:
The usual Vivid watermark is in the lower right corner. It's small, fairly tasteful (if a watermark can be such a thing), and stays stationary making it easy to put out of mind. Although I can't say that I like to see watermarks, if a company feels that's what they have to do in order to protect their product I hope they can keep them as tasteful as Vivid does here.

What You Need to Know:
I can't help but love Vivid's celebrity sex tape line. I'll admit to happily living in a cave and missing out on most of the crap that's today's reality star celebrity, and without it I'd be completely clueless as to who's supposed to be a celebrity now. I guess Courtney Stodden is a celebrity, as she rose to fame (or shame) after being a teen beauty pageant contestant who married a dude in his fifties when she was sixteen and then did some reality TV show stuff later. All I really know is she's a big titty bottle blonde who a lot of people seem to be interested in.

After chatting to her hubby in a limo and the hotel room overlooking the city while wearing a sexy red dress, Courtney does her hair in the bathroom wearing a sexy white bra and panties. She changes into a sexy red bra and panties, and then gives a little tease in front of the window overlooking the city with the addition of a red satin robe where she strips down to her panties. Courtney returns for a little show in some pink and yellow lingerie, and snakes a hand into her panties to rub her pussy before rolling to her side and working a finger into her cunt around her panties. Next Courtney eats a soft ice cream cone and rubs it around her naked body and pussy before crushing it and rubbing it all around a bit more. She even rubs sprinkles over her ice cream covered body and rubs them in to make herself all the sweeter as she plays a bit more. Courtney's next show is in a bubble bath where she plays with the bubbles and enjoys a glass of bubbly and then heads to the shower to rinse off, wash up, and masturbate with the help of a small finger mounted vibe as the camera lens steams up. Finally Courtney appears with wet hair, making it appear this might be immediately after her shower, on a white bed with rose petals strewn about to touch up her lips. She sucks on a little glass butt toy before putting it to work on her bald pussy as well as working on her bald pussy with a couple other glass toys and her fingers.

Courtney Uncovered is one of those rare movies when I go in with very low expectations (I'll even admit to rolling my eyes and adding air quotes around this being a �celebrity video�), but came out more than impressed. Going in I had no idea who Courtney is, and I'll readily admit that to thinking that if she's what counts as a celebrity in today's world it really is going to hell in a handbasket. My expectations also took a bit more of a dip when I learned this was a solo release. At the same time I'll admit that I really loved this release. It's pretty obviously an amateur release with nobody behind the camera, as there's a lot of footage where you barely even get to see Courtney's head in the shots, but supposedly this was a video made by Courtney for her hubby and it really feels like it. Not only is Courtney more than easy on the eyes, but she has a great attitude through this release. There's a great loving and playful feeling with each of the scenes that works well with her comments to her man, and the different locations were done well. I know some might disagree, but I liked the little realistic details with things like the camera lens fogging up as Courtney gave her shower show or the reflections in the mirror as she teased the camera early in the movie. There's a very natural and personal feeling to Courtney Uncovered that's just why I love good amateur porn, and it's on full display here. The only thing that didn't really work was the background music. I know it might have hid a few background noises, but it really reminded me of the piano music in the background of silent films, and although Courtney might have had a touch of a Marilyn look going for her, it wasn't anything close to a look from the 20's or 30's and made it seem like her old man was all the older. Courtney Uncovered is a surprisingly great release, and one that I can't help but encourage anyone who's the least bit curious about it to pick up.

Extras:
A second DVD is included for extras which includes a nearly forty five minute sampler (or trailers) for Vivid's other celebrity sex tapes. You also get bonus scenes from Erica Lynn and Jessica Sierra's celebrity sex tapes. Yes, it's a pretty generic second DVD, but if you're new to celebrity sex tapes it's probably a nice addition.

Condom Usage:
None needed

Final Thoughts:
I'm really surprised at how much I enjoyed this release and how well it's done. This one's worth the purchase.

Note to Vivid:
I'll readily admit to not being a fan of the people in your celebrity sex tapes, or much of the time even knowing who the heck they are when they come out, but thank you for making them as enjoyable as you have been!

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