Contract Girls Gone Gonzo Review
Venom
Studio: Venom
Category: All Sex
Directed by: Jordan Septo
Starring: Cindy Crawford, Nikki Benz, Gia Paloma, Harmony Rose, Lacey Duvalle
Released on: 10/2/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 12/23/2006
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Can a former contract babe change her stripes or learn new tricks…? |
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  2006, 2 hours and 18 minutes Venom Digital Medial/Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Jordan Septo Starring Nikki Benz, Cindy Crawford, Gia Paloma, Harmony, Lacey Duvalle.  | |||||
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| Once again, being your own boss has its privileges and with the creative freedom this affords, Jordan Septo has crafted a wall-to-wall sex’er with an interesting premise: females who were once under exclusive performer contracts. Whether this speaks to their skills (or lack thereof) or highlighting the slow demise of the “contract girl” or perhaps even an exercise in pointing out how unnecessary and futile the contract system itself is, on paper this should be an exercise with very few low points, if any, since at some time or another, all of these girls were called upon to carry a company or were considered strong enough talents to anchor their individual promotions on sheer name value alone. Are these lasses still at their performance peak, being handcuffed by their former “contract” shackles (this boxcover says “Free to fuck as nasty as they want”) or are they just slumming it with Venom and Septo because they’re past their prime and need the money? This DVD will be the proof and should provide answers. I’m eager to get started. | |||||
| Scene One: Nikki Benz with Jack Venice | |||||
 “I get more freedom, I get to make a lot more money and I get to fuck more often,” Nikki says of the advantages of being out of her last and most recent contract with Teravision. If that’s truly the case, then why didn’t this Ukranian-by-way-of-Toronto, Canada become a freelance fuckette a long time ago? Benz is the one chick here who has probably made less than fifty movies in her almost four year career and she’s been under contract to someone, be it Pleasure Productions or Jill Kelly Productions, for nearly every single day of it. I only know of one movie she got to complete for Teravision before Tera and hubby Evan Seinfeld gave she and Lucy Lee the boot back in June. She claims, “Now that I’m a free agent I get fucked all the time and I’m loving it!” Jack Venice immediately steps to the plate to put that theory to the test, shutting Nikki’s prattling mouth with hard cock to suck on. I’ll give her this: Nikki’s certainly got non-contract girl head-slurping skills. But then again, we all saw that in Take No Prisoners. The way she uses her hands, it’s almost as if she and another former contract cum-dodger, Krystal Steal, learned to give head by watching the same people. Benz uses her hands to stroke Jack up to his maximum height and then slides down onto him reverse cowgirl. She gives the camera just what it needs, a slightly pleasured expression on her face, high-pitched yelps and moans when appropriate and even a few robotic attempts at talking dirty. Venice slams her doggie next and Benz closes her eyes, grits her teeth and takes the pounding like a pro. If nothing else, she does look really, really good being plowed. Cowgirl fails to provide any real thrills or anything interesting to look at since Nikki’s back side isn’t necessarily her best side. Things pick back up in mish where we can see Nikki’s face in the throes of passion, her big bouncing knockers and Venice’s prick sliding in and out of her pretty pink gash. Benz’s mile-long legs, covered in black stockings and capped with matching shiny black high heels, frame all the action exquisitely. If missionary showcased Nikki’s body then spoon does it to an impossibly satisfying degree. She holds one leg up high while Jack saws through her; all we see is Nikki, mouth agape and cupping those magnificent pierced tits of hers. When Venice is ready, Benz hops to her knees and extends her tongue, catching his load on the tip of it and near her neck. She spits what’s in her mouth down into her cleavage, smashes her breasts together and smiles.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Harmony with Scott Lyons | |||||
 ”I can have all the sex I want instead of just eight times a year. I like working every day. I like getting random dicks every day.” Harmony’s a bad motherfucker. That’s all I can really say. I have yet to disappointed by a scene of hers and her body, my God, is the greatest. Individually, no single part stands out but the minute she enters the room here and struts across Septo’s lens to the sofa, you can’t help but notice how slammin’ ol’ girl really is. Damn. I can see why Legend made her their first contract star. And she didn’t even do anal back then (which she does with a passion nowadays). Marco Duato is her partner today and what a lucky guy; you can literally hear Harmony chompin’ at the bit to get started. When he enters the room and touches her, Harmony comes to life, panting hard and writhing like a horny snake. Marco fucks her face and Harmony eeks out a belabored “Oh my fuckin’ God…holy shit!” before she starts grinding down on Marco’s cock cowgirl. Harmony’s ass is one I do NOT mind seeing. Unfortunately, this bit of business is brief, as Harmony spins around quickly and begins to slam her hips down on Duato’s lap reverse cowgirl. She rides him about half the time she spent in cowgirl before she’s begging for him in her ass doggie. I told you she dug anal now. Her wish is Marco’s command and Harmony’s voice fills the room when Marco bottoms out in her bung. ”Oh fuck! JESUS CHRIST!” she screams. She slurps down her ass juice with gusto when Marco pulls out and is more than ready to retake her position at the end of his prick reverse cowgirl anal while she rubs her clit hard and fast enough to start a brush fire. Ass-to-mouth doesn’t phase Harmony and neither does ass-to-pussy-to-mouth, as evidenced by the way she takes this act frequently in mish and piledriver. Harmony stares Marco down and uses two fingers to spread her pink while he unleashes a monstrous payload in her ass. Harmony fingers it out into a cocktail glass which, of course, goes right down the hatch. If you had told me two years ago she would be this nasty, I’d have called you a liar. As it stands, I love the “new” Harmony. | |||||
| Scene Three: Cindy Crawford with Barry Scott | |||||
 I don’t know whatever possessed a company like Jill Kelly Productions to sign a girl like Cindy Crawford in the first place. She was the complete and total antithesis of that company’s image and everything they stood for. Forget Gia Paloma, this is the girl Extreme should have signed. Lately, I’ve been seeing Crawford in more fare from Mayhem and JM Productions than anything else and if you know either of those two company’s reputations then you know they are far from a “home away from home” for any former contract gal. Barry Scott, who probably looks more like Vin Diesel than Shane Diesel could ever hope to, steps to Cindy after she’s freed herself of her pink tennis outfit trappings and pulls her blonde head down onto his cock. Showing just how hardcore she is, Cindy doesn’t even bother with vadge intercourse with Barry; it’s straight to the “a” for these two, reverse cowgirl style. Crawford loves Scott’s short and rapid hammering strokes, smiling from ear-to-ear as he pistons away. Barry, for whatever reason, keeps slipping out of Cindy here so they try up-and-over doggie, Crawford giving Scott quite the target by using both hands to pry her cheeks apart and open up her gaping asshole even wider. Barry feeds Cindy his meat ass-to-mouth and then shoves it deep in her pierced pussy mish. Naughty stuff. Rather unexpectedly, Scott pulls out and unloads into Crawford’s open mouth. She uses his prick to spread the cum all over her lips and smiles as only she can. Happy girl but a relatively short scene. | |||||
| Scene Four: Gia Paloma with Lee Stone | |||||
 “I’m Gia Paloma. You’ve probably seen some of my movies…before I had my big contract tits.” Even though she’s no longer down with them and doesn’t mention them by name specifically, she still touts her former home, Extreme, as pornography’s “most hardcore company.” Paloma’s a far cry physically from the curvy brunette she was when she entered the biz (Septo shot her before, in his “Cream Filled Asses”) but she is just as, if not more, entertaining and just as nasty as a somewhat soft-bodied blonde with big round bolt-ons. It’s weirdly ironic to hear Gia say that she loves being out her contract because now she can do all the “dirty, filthy things” she wants. C’mon, Gia: YOU WERE SIGNED TO EXTREME. If she, one of the few remaining outstanding members of the Class of ’03, hasn’t done everything under the sun by now (and I’m pretty sure she did in both The Animal and Domestic Disturbance), then it’ll likely never happen. When Lee Stone steps into the frame, he goes right for those big new “contract” tits of hers and she gives right over the minute he lays his hands on them. She melts when he gives them a hard squeeze or two, nibbles on and slaps at them. Her top disappears as Lee pulls her bottoms down over her ass and licks her asshole and pussy raw while she’s on her knees. He takes a seat next to her so Gia leans into his lap to give one of her typically energetic, deep throat, gagging, choking, spittle-flying blowjobs. Not satisfied with the angle, she gets on her knees to give it a try, ferociously tit-fucking Stone and taking his cock to the back of her throat until her eyes water and mascara runs like bad Halloween makeup. Hard as a…er, stone, Lee tosses Gia up onto a purple sofa. She slaps at her wet pussy and invite Lee into her hole mish. He’s practically in mid-stroke before he even gets there, sliding into Gia’s snatch with ease. He roughs her up a bit, wrapping his hand around her throat, slapping and spitting in her face but Paloma’s digging every second of it, smiling like a kid on XXX-Mas morning. They do some brief flying cowgirl before landing back on the couch for anal mish which becomes spoon. It doesn’t take much maneuvering for them to switch to reverse cowgirl anal and for those of you who never got a look at Paloma’s Extreme movies or her big new boobs, here’s your chance (they look GREAT, by the way). After some re-lubricating head, Gia pounces on Lee cowgirl, her wide and cushy ass jiggling about as she rides. Two fingers embedded deeply in her twat and slapping at her clit, Gia lies back onto Lee and takes another inspired reverse cowgirl anal run-through before the couple moves to anal doggie. When Lee lifts her near leg to give us a better view of the penetration, he also uses it as an opportunity to suddenly switch orifices, going straight from her ass to her pussy. Smooth. Lee pumps, pumps, pumps her from behind here until he fires off a shot of spooge right across Gia’s upper lips. She scoops it into her mouth and thanks Lee for his load. | |||||
| Scene Five: Lacey Duvalle with Van Damage | |||||
 This whole “I only got to have sex once a month under contract” thing these girls are whining about is getting hard to sympathize with. I mean, okay, I get it: you’re not making money having sex several times a month or every day but I sincerely doubt that if you wanted to get laid more than once a month it’d be that hard for you. So boo-frickin’-hoo, Lacey Duvalle and all the rest of you. I’m ashamed to say I never followed Lacey in her Video Team days but I must admit…this is one bad-ass black girl. She can get dick ANY time she wants, I’m sure. I still don’t understand why, with her impeccable and flawless rack, she decided to get implants but hey, I guess the biz can screw with your head. Or maybe there’s some legitimate reason no one knows about. Either way, it’s a shame but she’s still a stone cold stunner. She tosses her hair back and pulls the straps to her top down over breasts to show them off. Three guesses where Van Damage heads when he comes on set? Straight to a chocolate nipple. He sucks on those for a minute or two while he fingers Lacey’s pussy and then he buries his face between her legs, alternating tongue and finger action between her slick folds. Duvalle, like most former contract girls, looks great giving head. Regardless of the level of her actual skill, just watching her chug cock ought to get most guys going. It works for Van and he bends her over the sofa to tap her ass doggie first. Damage is able to manhandle tiny Lacey, literally lifting her high up into the air and turning her over for mish. Her little whole looks as if it can barely accommodate Damage, it grips him so tightly. And speaking of tight, Lacey’s cute little butt looks marvelous bouncing up and down on Van’s prick cowgirl. The highlight, of course, comes when Lacey plops down on Damage’s dick reverse cowgirl. I can see now why she had so many fans: she’s sexy as hell and those tits, Lord, they look like they belong on someone else twice her size. No way a girl with her frame should be so naturally blessed. They’re downright freakish in their perfection. Spoon provides another fantastic gander at the length of Lacey’s lissome and luxurious bod. Damage teases the tip of his prick with Duvalle’s wet entry point until he can’t hold back any longer and rubs out pearly white droplets of spooge all over Lacey’s lips.  Overall: The dissolution of companies, their financial problems etc. has left many girls without a home. Jenna Haze, Ayana Angel, Tyler Faith, Shyla Stylez, Nina Mercedez, Hannah Harper, Aurora Snow, Daisy…the list goes on and on with more to soon follow, I’m sure (I mean how long does Zero Tolerance plan on keeping Courtney Cummz gainfully employed or do you believe Hustler has a real future planned for Memphis Monroe or Mya Luanna? Ask Shy Love or Jessica Sweet for the answer to that question). As long as Venom Digital Media and Jordan Septo are there to catch these angels when they fall from grace, I’ll be watching attentively. No matter what you may think of each individual performer, this was an experiment worth seeing. Cindy Crawford, Gia Paloma and Harmony all brought the heat, as expected but Nikki Benz and Lacey Duvalle weren’t so bad in their all-vadge excursions, either. They both looked terrific and it somewhat more than made up for their not going as far as their counterparts. This is a great pickup if you’re a fan of any of these girls and want to see them without condoms, pretty boy male talent, artsy slow motion effects and cheesy music. Straight fuckin’ here and Septo’s an underrated talent when it comes to capturing that. Special Features:
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