Colton Review

Starring:(In Order Of Appearance) Colton Ford, Jason Land, Jay Ross, Gavin Braun, Adam Wolfe, Rob Ramoni, Brad Benton, Jim Slade, Chad Williams, and Tino Lopez

The Plot? Basically (is this the plot), Colton is talking to himself in the mirror only the mirror is more talking to him than the other way around. And this would be Colton's alter-ego. He basically tells him what it is Colton wants. Its a basic run-down of how many different ways Colton can be "Ford Tough". I really liked these because it gave Colton many chances to smile and I really love his smile. I mean, I could picture myself in his bed MANY times.

Scene One: Here we start off with Colton in a suit and tie and a bouquet of flowers in his hand. Jason Land has already taken off his shirt and has asked Colton to "make love to me". Colton willingly obliges. ;)

I really loved the intensity of this scene. Just the picture of Colton's cock sliding in and out of Jason's mouth is enough to make you nut right there. And when he sheds his pants all the way down to his ankles and squats before him (revealing such an INVITING asshole), it nearly made me do it!

I first saw Jason at the Live & Raw Hotel Chi Chi has set up online and when he told me he was in this movie, I had to check him out! The lighting doesn't do him justice here but you can't hide beautiful. He's all there, in all his glory.

If I have only one vice with this scene, it would be the red piece of paper (or plastic or whatever that was) on Colton's ass that gets stuck there whilst he's plowing away at Jason's ass. Jason rides him on the bed and you can see it stuck there. And when they change positions, I can tell Colton is trying his best to cover up a red pimple (shaving nick?) on Jason's ass. I know these are petty bloopers but when I was doubtful of the "love making" to begin with (they do not appear to be 'in love'), it made me peek further.

By the time Colton is barreling into Jason's ass, unrelentingly, I am HARD AS A ROCK and basically cannot contain myself anymore. Colton really is a sex god. He knows how to work his best attributes (um...all of them!), and he knows how to offer up a delivery that can top any long time performer.

Jason ends up nutting all over his chest whilst Colton is fucking the shit out of him! Afterwards, Colton offers up a DELICIOUS load all over Jason, then rubs it in his pecs and in the remainder of his own jizz. TOTALLY HOT!!!

Scene Two: I'm assuming Colton is a statue here. If I hadn't have read someone else's review of this, I don't know if I would have come to that conclusion but I guess it works. He is so hot and buff that he almost doesn't look real. He does however, look more like a human mannequin than a statue. I'm assuming that the big dead animal heads beside him would be on display too? (What mueseum displays those?)

Jay Ross and Gavin Braun come into the museum room and see Colton standing there. One look at him, and Gavin is declaring he wants to fuck Jay right there. Gavin is really not that attractive and neither is Jay and once they begin (Jay on his knees, Gavin in his mouth), I wonder when the statue is going to come to life and do them both!

I think the thing that bothered me wasn't Gavin's looks so much as Jay's looks/acting. Gavin could really make his potty mouth work him, but Jay tended to act like Gavin rimming him (which was one of those sideways rims that didn't do much) was just the be-all end-all. He overacted his experience with Gavin so much that I began to want to hit mute. The only thing stopping me from hitting it was Jay's longing looks up to Colton's body. There's even a point where Jay's face is inches away from Colton's dick and Gavin is rimming him good. VERY NICE!!!

The camera direction once Jay is spread and Gavin is drilling him is EXCELLENT. It is here, that our bronze statue comes to life and watches on, unbeknownst to them. When Gavin realizes, he can't help but run his hands up and down Colton's chest. Chi Chi's direction of the underside shot give us a picture of Gavin fucking Jay with Colton's face (watching on) appearing everytime he pulls out a bit to slam in. I really loved that aspect of it and knew it wasn't an easy direction maneuver.

Eventually, for me, the only thing hot about this scene is the cumshots. Mr. Ford doesn't even fuck them or anything but does offer up a yummy MOANING cum shot. Mr. Ross (of course) moans too but it almost fooled me. I figured he wasn't going to have anything to offer up for all the noise he was carrying on until he gives us one of the best cum shots of the scene. I just wonder who he had to fuck to get on film...

Scene Three: I got very excited about this scene. Colton's alter-ego reminded him that he has a slutty side as well and basically transported us into a dirty bathroom where Colton is taking a piss. Adam Wolfe walks in and Colton cannot keep his eyes off of him. Right away, I was not impressed with Adam's look. He was too bony or something and I just felt it wasn't right for the scene. I didn't believe he was the restroom type at ALL! Luckily, Colton gave him something to suck on, so I was able to admire the hunk god himself!

Chi Chi kept having them lick each other, though and that got weird. Especially when Rob Ramoni walks in wearing silk shirt and black pants (I guess he was at the club?). Colton and Adam kept looking in the camera's directions and letting their tongues fly every which way. I didn't find it very hot and the scene started losing intensity. Thank god, Colton went down on Adam here and let me focus on that...

After a few minutes, Rob cannot keep his dick in his pants and begins to jack off watching them. He walks over and starts rubbing his cock all over Colton's back and eventually takes off his shirt. Now, when I first saw Rob I thought, "Ew! Who let the dogs out?" but he really made up for himself when he revealed his body. He looks a bit "too tan" but his muscles definitely make up for it.

Side Note: I have no idea if "too tan" was the theme of the entire film or what, but after seeing Gavin Braun and Rob Ramoni one right after the other, I got that impression. And both had very square faces that didn't accentuate the haircuts they chose.

Eventually, Adam decides it’s best to start rimming Ramoni whilst he's on his knees. This was VERY hot as Colton directed the two before him. I do think Rob could have sucked Colton a little more whilst Adam tongue fucked him, but it worked well. I love hairy assholes and Rob offered up just enough fuzz to warm me up! After Adam eats out Rob, he moves up to suck on Colton's cock with him. This also could have been longer than necessary but I still felt very satisfied.

After some nipple play and tongue bathing, we move to Adam sitting on Colton's face while Rob sucks him off. And, I must say, ANYONE sitting on ANYONE's face is SO GODDAMN HOT! Chi Chi knows how to shoot these well!!! When Adam switches places with Rob and goes straight for Colton's SEXY asshole, I was blown away. Colton REALLY is a specimen. I cannot express that enough.

When Adam goes in to fuck Rob (with Rob holding onto a urinal (something I don't believe he looks like he's ever done outside of film)), Colton jacks off next to them, instructing them what to do. I think this could have been better if Colton had had his cock in Rob's mouth but it still worked very well. Cumshots prove to be lackluster on Rob's part come the end, but Colton licks the sides of his cock after the load making it VERY GOOD. Adam fingers Colton until Colton nuts in his own hand whilst Rob teabags Adam’s head. I think Adam cums here afterwards but I lost any cumshot in all the cum on Colton's chest.

Scene Four: Colton begins to feel like that last fantasy wasn't true to his personality, so his alter-ego offers up a mechanic workshop where Colton can feel like more of a "hard worker". Colton and Brad Benton are working on an engine when Colton removes his shirt and let’s Brad go down on him. Oh how he loves to do this…(and oh how we love to see it)

Then Jim Slade comes in and says “Oh you got another one” and basically offers up his cock for Brad as well. Then, we see how fucking hot Brad’s cock is! Brad really is delectable! There’s a point where he’s kissing Colton and it’s like, you can tell that he is almost in LOVE with him. Chi Chi should have used him for the love scene at the beginning…but then, on second thought…no way! Jason Land was hot! But Brad is like…equally hot. He has this whole Abercrombie quality to him and the way he is all over Colton it’s like SO passionate!

Lots of spitting on this one, and some yummy rimming. Rimming has to be one of my favorite things to watch and this scene is a GOOD EXAMPLE. All the spitting into the hole and the fingering and everything! It makes it a NICE teaser for the chain fuck that follows suit! By that time, Chad Williams, and Tino Lopez have come in and they’ve all exchange obligatory blowjobs and tongue fucks and it’s just hard-core spit fuck ACTION! This scene is the HOTTEST of the film and made me less critical of the other ones!

Even the cum shots are glorious as they all share the love all over Jim Slade! I love some cum sluts! This was BEAUTIFULLY done and VERY WELL DIRECTED!

The DVD: I think the picture is very clear and only a few times did I get the feeling like this was just a tape on DVD. All Worlds has done a beautiful job with the packaging as well. I just really wish there were more scene selections than the 1 per scene that they give me. I mean, they even go so far as to make a scene selection for the CREDITS! Why couldn’t they have given us more for each scene? I personally would love to watch various parts of the last scene over and over without having to do the whole +8x thing. And the long commercial before the movie makes it annoying to have to select menu everytime you pop it in. Thank god I can jump past the warning label though…

The Wrap Up: Not one of the best porns I have ever witnessed but very much in the realm of what Colton should be. The guys were a little less attractive than he was, but I think that was intentional. If they’d have cut out the 2nd scene and gave me something more meaty, I might even up the stars on this one but I think it’s the whole second scene that made it less of what my mind had anticipated. Colton fell short nowhere. Definitely a keeper but for various reasons of my own… Worth a rent or 2.