Cockasian 3 (Digital Playground) Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  3/27/2009

What I Liked:

Priva

Priva walks in and talks with the camera-guy, and in the meantime, the hot to trot vixen plays with her boobs, and darn it if those aren't a set of puffy nipples. In time, Priva loses her panties and continues to show us her naughty bits. But then her husband, Oliver Sanchez, shows up. He's a bit testy at first, but then decides to let the cameraman stick around and record the upcoming action. Priva gets things going by sucking Oliver's meatstick all the way down, again and again, and even spits on and slaps Oliver's dick. After Oliver face-fucks his better half, he fucks Priva in doggie-style from maybe half a minute, then moves on to pumping her rump from behind. Heck, Oliver even alternates his wang between both of Priva's lower holes. After dishing out some A2M attention (which means more cock swallowing) to Oliver's wiener, Priva gets on top to get both of her openings filled in reverse cowgirl. There also seems to be 69 that allows Priva to make Oliver's dick disappear inside her mouth. The scene continues with Priva doing some cowgirl-style bouncing, and after even more blowing, Priva gets on her back and gets both her pussy and ass pummeled. By the way, Priva also gets the same treatment in cowgirl until the end of the scene, where Oliver jerks his juice into his wife's mouth.

Nautica Thorn

Nautica starts off looking good in nothing but a pair of white stockings, and even better when she's in a tub showing off her backside. She soaps herself up and continues to give the camera a come-hither look. Johnny Sins interrupts Nautica's bath, and he can't keep his hands from Nautica's body, especially her pussy. Sp, Johnny joins Nautica in the bath, and so, in trying get clean, they get down and dirty. Ms. Thorn begins things with a blowjob, making some occasional eye-contact with the camera. Johnny gets around to kissing and licking Nautica's tits and pussy, which then motivates Nautica to turn around and offer up her hole for some doggie-style fucking. Soon afterward, Nautica's mouth briefly revisits Johnny's rod, and then Ms. Thorn sits her sexy self down to enjoy a quick bout of reverse cowgirl. Mr. Sins then stands up, resulting in more doggie-style screwing. Things do slow down just a bit when the sud-covered cutie-pie gives Johnny a fast handjob before the two of them take their fun into the next room. Thankfully, Nautica wastes little time in mounting Johnny for some cowgirl-style boinking, and Nautica looks pretty good when she's moving her lower body up and down, and back and forth. But hey, Johnny gets his shot at being on top too, and plows Nautica via missionary, scissors and even with a piledriver pounding that gets Ms. Thorn screaming. Finally, as a result of boffing Nautica in doggie-style again, Johnny ends up nutting on both of Nautica's holes, especially her bunghole.

Bella Ling

Lets face it, hot women and good looking cars go hand-in hand, so it's no real stretch of the imagination to see Bella Ling step out of a sports car and stand around, slowly teasing the camera with her ass, chest and of course, her pretty face. Soon enough, Bella gets back in the car, and there's Danny Mountain in the driver's seat. Now, if you guessed that the next thing that happens is a front-seat blowjob, then you got it right, with Bella giving a Danny a somewhat sloppy and noisy blowjob(lots of slurping), and she manages to take Danny's tubesteak deep a few times. Bella even gets face-fucked for a short while. The action then somehow moves inside someone's place, with Bella on her knees, where she resumes sucking down Danny's hose for several moments before climbing aboard for a cowgirl-style rocket ride. Ms. Ling rides that rod alright, taking it at varying speeds, but after a few minutes, she turns around to make it a reverse cowgirl poking. After grinding her lower body on Johnny's cock (while rubbing her pussy at the same time), Danny gets his date roaring with some rapid-fire pumping. By the way, there's also a nearby couch, and our couple tries it out when Bella bends over to get shagged from behind. Mr. Sins drills Bella's nookie a bit hard and fast, and ends up stroking a shot of seed onto Bella's open mouth. Some of Danny's DNA also ends up on the floor, which Bella licks up.

Jessica Bangkok

Scott Nails is talking on the phone with his buddy, and mentions how this "crazy" chick that he hooked up with the night before is constantly calling him. Well, guess what? Jessica stops by Scott's place. Somehow, she manages to get in, and rather than call the police, Scott sort of plays hide and seek with her. At one point, Jessica ends up on Scott's bed, playing with her pussy.

Eventually, Scott faces his crazed visitor, who also happens to be sex-crazed. Now maybe it was her titties that assuaged Scott's concerns, or perhaps it was the way she wagged her ass, or maybe, just maybe, it was the way she pulled Scott's schlong out of his pants and paid it oral homage. Whatever the reason, Jessica repeatedly gorges herself with Scott's turgid tallywhacker, and her two handed stroking is rather decent. Furthermore, Scott certainly doesn't mind ramming his cock in and out of Jessica's mouth. (In fact, one of the highlights of this flick is when Jessica stops sucking momentarily and yells out "please tell me you don't think I'm crazy". Freaking hilarious). Once Jessica finishes with her sloppy blowjob, the ultra-horny visitor gets on all fours and takes it doggie-style. Ms. Bangkok also gets banged on her back, with Scott's efforts eliciting various shrieks of encouragement from Jessica. Our couple takes a quick break from pussy pounding to enjoy a brief blowjob break, then things pick up again when Jessica mounts Scott, who seems happy to slam his "admirer" hard. Yes, Jessica is not a quiet lay, especially when she's riding Scott's one-eyed monster in reverse cowgirl. At the end of the two-person party, Jessica sucks and strokes stiffie, which leads to Scott creaming Jessica's face.

Jandi Lin

The previous scene was awesome, but the final scene is up to the challenge. We see the sleek and tattooed Jandi talking to cameraman outside, and as if on que, she tells the cameraguy that she loves getting in the ass, and just to emphasize that point, she shows off her amazing set of glutes. Perhaps its not surprising that a hot girl like Jandi would would try to cool off by wading waist in the pool. Johnny Sins shows up, pulls out his pecker, and Ms. Lin attacks it with her mouth, repeatedly taking Johnny's drumstick all the way to the back of her throat. Jandi states that she's trying to be good girl, and that she doesn't know what gets into her, but when they up in the bedroom, it's Johnny's cock that gets back inside her...deep inside her very talented mouth. After Jandi deftly devours her partner's tubesteak, she bends her beautiful body over the bed so the guy can fuck her deeply in doggie-style. Once Johnny finishes banging Jandi from behind, Ms. Lin gets on back, spreads her legs for some missionary-style screwing. Johnny also jams his cock in Jandi's mouth from above before changing over to an eye-catching cowgirl ride. Just as casual observation, Jandi sure seems to like riding the baloney pony, and I must say that her ass is a bit of a gyroscopic marvel, as her lower body swivels back and forth on the cock inside her. (At one point during their ride, Johnny grabs Jandi by the throat for a few seconds). It's all good, as demonstrated by the way Johnny pumps Jandi's pussy hard as she fingers her ass. Speaking of ass, after Jandi further displays her deep-throating talents via some 69, Jandi gets her brown-eye poked via missionary anal, with Johnny's cock switching back and forth between Jandi's doo-doo hole and mouth. Jandi follows that up by getting on all fours for a session of doggie-style sodomizing. There is some A2M action too, before Jandi's as gets fucked via cowgirl anal, with Johnny traveling Jandi's dirt road some fast moving thrusting from below. Alas, all good things must come to an end, and thus, after a little bit of missionary style boffing, Johnny gives Jandi an open mouth facial.

What I Disliked:

I wasn't thrilled with Jandi licking Mr. Sins butthole. Even worse though, was the awful realization, after the final scene, that Jandi Lin has left the business.

DVD Quality:

The different settings were cool (for instance, the bathtub portion of Nautica's scene and the front seat blowjob in Bella's scene) and there were some very good camera shots. (I'm not talking just about capturing images of the ladies' anatomies, either. The camera panning back and forth at the start of Jessica's "visit" conveyed the level of her obsessive interest). Also, I liked the fact that not every scene had the camera-man having a discussion with the woman. It's a decent break from the rest of the gonzo stuff that I see.

Now, as for the DVD extras, there is a Cumshot recap, a Behind the Scenes segment (wherein Nautica insisted to see the come on her butthole), a Slide Show, and of course, a slew of Trailers. (By the way, my favorite trailer here was Babysitters).

Overall Thoughts:

Wow...just wow. Every scene was fantastic from beginning to end. For instance, my first glimpse of Priva had her taking on several guys at once, but her one-on-one here aptly showed her deep-throating skills and her ability to pull off a good anal scene. As for Nautica, I've always liked her, and she shined in her bathroom tryst. I also like Bella Ling, she looks incredible here, and in my opinion, this was her best performance that I've seen to date. Now, as for Jessica's scene, not only is she quite the hottie, but she also pulled off the psycho-nympho role very well here. Finally, Jandi Lin's beauty, deep-throating skills and overall sexual confidence is simply undeniable. Therefore, I must declare that Cockasian 3 is an incredible and thoroughly enjoyable piece of porn.