Clusterfuck 3 (Mayhem) Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/27/2004

Welcum to a very special looking dvd with two of the hottest performers to grace the blue screen in 2004. From Canada you have Lauren Phoenix who has jumped into the biz this year with much fanfare and deservedly so. She brings a great attitude and one superb ass to each scene I've watched her do. As for the second girl in this particular dvd, Ariana Jollee is the single hottest girl I've seen do porn combining so many essential elements needed to be a successful pornstar. Ariana loves her work and I'm not sure if she considers it work. She sucks cock like it's going out of style and here she gets plenty of schlong to gourge herself on. Besides her obvious love for cock she gets off doing any position especially Reverse cowgirl anal where if we're lucky today she'll squirt some. Miss Jollee and Miss Phoenix love to swallow cum so fans sit back and watch two beautiful girls take on the fellas in what can only be called Clusterfuck 3.

Lauren Phoenix:

Well we lead off with this gorgeous Canadian and clicking on her scene you get a laundry list of the positions she will be put through in the scene but I'll go back to the original menu and let the scene play out in natural order but at least you know there are a myriad of options you can choose to start watching this lovely girl take on multiple schlongs. We start the scene with Lauren lying in bed and she awakes with voices ringing in laughter in her head. You can tell she has put one to many down her throat, drinks I mean but I suspect as the scene plays out it will involve some cocks also! Lauren seems disoriented as the voices ring in her head and images flash of her drinking and Lauren goes for a walk arriving downstairs she sees several naked men asleep on chairs. The images continue in her head and she doesn't seem to happy about them. Miss Phoenix gets dressed and hurries out the front door and she finally confronts the fact she fucked a lot of men. The scene then takes us back to a more happier time, Lauren before the bang and we see Lauren and her boyfriend arrive at the house for a party. Lauren tells her man there will be no hanky panky at this party and that she also won't touch a drink, well we know that won't be the case. Surprisingly her boyfriend isn't staying and Lauren goes inside where it doesn't take her two seconds to go back on the drinking pledge. After a few more drinks, Lauren the tank-- in reference to Hank the Tank from Old School fame is naked just like he was but she looks so much better than Will Ferrell!! Lauren is not shy and the cock sucking is going nonstop as the men whip their cocks out. You see a little cock circle develop and Lauren looks awesome in the middle trading the dicks off and she gags nicely plus some double stuffing occurs. The close overhead shot was used well here and you can tell she is working hard as the mascera is already starting to run. The fucking also gets going with some doggie and they continue to sprinkle in some great cock sucking shots. Reverse cowgirl was another hot position for Miss Phoenix and included in that was some skull fucking and our girl was unfazed taking on all comers! Lauren is no stranger to anal sex so when they go to a RCDP she kept the great energy up as the men traded cocks in her pussy with the anchor cock staying firmly in her pooper. Further anal exploits occur in doggie where several men get the plunder her backdoor. Moving on you see dp'd in cowgirl but this time the cocks are traded in her ass instead of her pussy. They revisit the dp in RC with some skull fucking also thrown in and then it's on to piledriver anal with again Lauren being throat fucked but good. This gangbang is close nicely with jizz flying all over Lauren's face and mouth. She swallows some as well as letting a nice cumglaze settle over her cute face. One last drink is poured over Lauren's face to help clean off the cum but I suspect Lauren won't soon forget her experience!

Ariana Jollee:

For this next scene we get to watch Ariana drive her hot car to start, one I might mention I've had the privelege to ride in!! Going inside the car we hear Ariana on the phone telling anyone who'll listen to fuck you,lol. She is heading downtown and I know it killed Ariana to drive this slow,hehe, sorry babe couldn't resist! She arrives at her destination where a group of guys was happy to see her get out of the car, you see the men excitedly head up the stairs where once they get to the top we find Ariana already there playing with her pussy. The men are most anxious whipping out their cocks but Ariana makes them encircle the bed like a cock ring and she gets to make her way around them doing what only she can do oh so well and that is suck cock with great energy. Ariana does it all well, gagging, trading off dicks, stuffing two or more in at a time and she does it all with great enthusiasm. I like it best when we get the shots up close of her sucking cock as she gives off some great facial expressions and that body is just perfect for her size. Modest but not huge tits and an ass perfect for taking many dicks in it and like I've said before she really shows her enjoyment of what she does on her face better than any girl I know working today and most of all I believe her enjoyment totally. You get some shadow issues at times but usually it's quickly back to some well lit dick sucking with the POV action being real good I thought. Like in Lauren's scene you get a cock circle around Ariana and she has no troubles taking on all cummers including some great skull fucking. Sexwise you see her do plenty starting in mish where those fine titties get to flopping and Miss Jolle is quick to demand some dick action to her ass so it is on to some anal loving in reverse cowgirl, though they switch to doggie anal pretty quick. Thankfully we switch back to RCA but this time it is a dp and listen to Ariana yell out to these guys. You also see some dp action in cowgirl before it is on to double anal which is an Ariana specialty. The cowgirl double anal was good and she gets off for some double sucking A2M. We see our second piledriver anal which causes some gaping to Ariana's ass and I see that great smile cross her pretty face so I know she is fully into this fuck a thon. You even see her dp'd in piledriver before they move back to cowgirl for another round of dp's including some double anal and we finally see her squirt some when they go back to RCA and there is even one more dp in store for our girl before she starts hoping from cock to cock in RCA, what a nasty girl!! As she is fucked in mish they start shooting their loads and Ariana takes as much cum in her mouth as they accurately shoot there. We end with a jizz soaked Ariana looking up and smiling into the camera, another fabulous scene under her g-string!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

This was a pretty good dvd with two excellent performers showing why they have such big followings. Both girls fans will love what they get here, top notch sucking and fucking to their favorite girl. I thought Lauren's scene had better lighting while Ariana's trademark enthusiasm carries her scene throughout. Both girls are fucked long and hard with the double anals perhaps giving Ariana a slight edge over Lauren but it is much ado about nothing as both girls rock the house. Xtra wise you get some behind the scenes, biographies for the girls, a photo gallery, the pops are shown again, and finally there are interviews with the two principles, so be sure and watch those. A solid recommendation for purchase, this dvd kicks ass.