Climactic Tales Review

Reviewed by Comet Man  on  5/17/2007

This is mainly a collection of scenes shot in glamour style (dim color gel'd lighting, fancy sets, etc.); there's no real story that covers the entire DVD.

Scene 1 (Asstronaut)
Some guy is walking in what looks like a spaceship from Aliens in his pajamas. A girl (brunette w/ back tattoo) with pointy Spock ears and a weird viking girl costume grabs the guy and they do it in the hallway. Lots of kissing and pussy licking followed by the guy getting oral sex w/o gagging or deep throating as you typically see in movies nowadays. Doggie, cowgirl follow with condom use and the pop shot ends up on her breasts.
Music is mostly a frenetic drum beat which I found a bit annoying.

Scene 2 (Motorcyle w/ Melissa Lauren)
Looks like some guy's garage w/ lots of motorcycles. Melissa Lauren w/ dark hair this time, is in a miniskirt straddling one of the bikes; you get to see the guy take off his shirt, but her skirt magically disappears and she's only wearing panties that also disappear as he starts giving her oral sex (she does keep her high heels on at least). She gives him oral sex (again, no gagging, etc.) and then they go to missionary w/ Melissa laying on her back on one of the bikes. When did she get nipple piercings (and why do girls do that nowadays???). They do doggy for a while until he pops on her back and they kiss for a while afterwards.

Scene 3 (Mata Hari)
The couple are kissing on a couch in front of a giant video projection screen w/ the girl moving around on it. He's fully dressed and she's (brunette w/ arm/wrist/stomach tattoos) in a corset/garter/stockings. You get to see them take each others clothes off as they kiss. He gives her oral sex for a while, then she does it (again, no gagging). Then they do doggie (she keeps on her stockings), cowgirl, missionary, then pops on her stomach.

Scene 4 (Sex Symbols)
A brunette girl (w/ bellybutton piercing and thigh tattoo) in a see through nightgown is walking down the hallway in a big house and then draws some satanic symbols on the wall. A fully dressed guy shows up they start kissing on a lazyboy. He gives her oral sex as she lays on the chair before she gets up and gives him oral sex as he takes his clothes off. She (nude now w/o shoes) rides him in RCG (impressively with her legs closed), then does doggie until he does a weak pop on her butt.

Scene 5 (Euro Rendezvous)
Only scene w/ any vocals (narrator). A brunette girl is walking down the street in a dress to meet a guy in france. They go inside and their normal street clothes magically turn into leather S&M outfits and they go into a bar's back room w/ chains and bondage areas. He takes his leather shirt off, takes off her latex bra and kisses her nipples for a while, then blindfolds her before teasing her w/ a piece of ice and giving her oral sex. She finally takes her blindfold off and gives him oral sex after pulling his pants down and teasing him w/ the ice. They do missionary (she keeps her fishnet stockings and leather garter belt on), one legged doggie before popping on her pubic area.

Bonus Material: bonus sex scene beside the pool w/ guy and girl w/ arm tattoo, bonus solo w/ geovanni (guy masturbating), behind the scenes w/ Nautica Thorn that wasn't in the rest of the DVD, photo galler, trailers, playgirl promo ad, playgirltv.com ad, company profile if you put it into dvdrom drive.

Other comments:
Can't bypass the anti-piracy message at the start, even in PowerDVD. Chapter breaks are nicely done at each change of position. I have no idea who the cast is because there's no summary before/after the scene. Video quality was good considering how darkness of the scenes.
This is definitely a for-girls DVD because the muscular guys look better than the girls who all seem to have natural breasts except the one in the bonus scene; there's also more kissing than usual in a porn movie and surpringly no anal or deep throating; there is also condom use in all scenes. Pretty weird experience for me as a guy to see it, and sorry, but I had to skip the guy masturbation scenes for my own mental health so you girls will have to review this part yourselves :-)