Chunky Hallows Eve Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/30/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 72 min.

Production Date: 7 / 26 / 2003, 8 / 10, 23 / 2003

Director: Grip and Cram Johnson

Cast: Laura Lai, Jeremy Steele, Roxy Blaze, Guy DaSilva, Dino Bravo, Vanessa Lee, Audrey Rose, and Steven French

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: With Grip and Cram Johnson behind the camera, I can’t help but have hope!

Initial Reaction: It stumbles a little in the middle, but for the most part is hot and fun.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting Halloween themed porn, a good laugh, or a couple girls on the heavier side

Who Should Avoid It: Anal fans

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don’t think I noticed a single background noise. The video also shows some nice care. There’s a touch of grain, but the lighting is well done and there isn’t any undue camera motion.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp on the DVD, which always leaves me feeling a bit let down. After I watch a movie the first time I often like to jump around in it, and with the time stamp you can go to any point in the movie. Without it you’re limited to chapter breaks. Legend seems to be putting some nice effort into their recent releases, so I hope that this soon becomes a thing of the past.

Menus: The main menu blends some nice animation with a bit of the movie and a fun style. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number, as well as letting you choose what type of action you want to go to in the scene.

The Feature

Although your parents always warned you about the Halloween candy rotting your teeth, they forgot to warn you that it can make you chunky as well. Grip and Cram Johnson found four of those girls who had way too much candy and put each of them in a Halloween themed vignette.

Scene 1 - Laura Lai and Jeremy Steele

Conjuring Naughtia Childs starts out with chunky Laura showing up at Jeremy’s house wearing a pig nose trick or treating. He invites her in for some Hallow-weenie candy, and brings her into the bedroom where he lights some candles. He chants over Laura’s body and gropes her before Naughtia’s spirit takes over Laura’s body. As soon as Naughtia takes over, Laura gives Jeremy a kiss, starts to strip down, and drops to her knees to suck his cock. He has her lie back on the bed with her head hanging off so he can fuck her face, and tests her gag reflex with her both handing off the bed and lying on it with her head up. Laura lies back on the bed for a bit of missionary work and encourages Jeremy to fuck her hard before rolling onto all fours so she can buck back on his cock hard while Jeremy slaps her ass. They go back for a bit more missionary work with Laura slapping Jeremy’s ass to try to get him to give her more. When she rolls onto her side, Jeremy worships one of her feet while fucking her, and then lets her roll back for more mish. Finally, she gets up to take a nice facial to finish things up before Jeremy snaps his fingers and lets Laura revert to herself.

This is a pretty hot scene. I couldn’t help but laugh with Laura’s pig nose costume, but she has a great rack, a pretty face, and a nice ass with the extra meat that normally goes along with the rack and ass. Most importantly, she puts out a great fuck here. She’s energetic and vocal, and really seems to be into the sex. This is a hot scene that gives the movie a nice start.

Scene 2 - Roxy Blaze and Guy DaSilva

Roxy starts out Curse of the Chunky Cannibal licking her fingers clean after finishing up a trick or treater. When Guy comes to the door looking for his son, Roxy hits him over the head with a skull to knock him out and strips him down and starts sucking his cock. When Guy comes to he’s worried they’ll be caught, but then lies back to enjoy Roxy’s mouth when she eases his fears. Roxy comes up to ride him cowgirl style before lying back for some missionary and scissor fucking. They even get in a bit of doggie and some spooning before Guy decorates Roxy’s tits. She makes sure to suck him clean before Guy heads on his way before getting in trouble.

This is a pretty good scene. Roxy and Guy put in some good energy, and do a nice job of mixing up positions. Roxy’s also nicely vocal in a natural way, but there’s just something about the scene that left me wanting more. I think it might be that she had to follow up Laura, who had a great extra spark that really added something to the first scene. Roxy does a good job in the second scene, but it doesn’t make it past the above average mark.

Scene 3 - Vanessa Lee and Dino Bravo

Dino starts out I See Fat People hitting a chunky chick with his delivery truck. Since he didn’t damage his truck too bad and nobody seemed to care, he drives off before he can get in trouble. As he keeps driving, he keeps seeing her on different street corners and gets more and more scared thinking that she’s coming to haunt him. After collapsing on the couch, Dino opens his eyes to find chunky bottle blonde Vanessa in front of him undoing his pants. She quietly starts mouthing his manhood before letting Dino give her shaved slit a few licks. Vanessa bends over so Dino can fuck her from behind before letting him spoon her. She even gets a reverse cowgirl ride in before lying back for Dino to take her missionary style. Finally he pulls out and sprays his seed on her face.

This is a pretty good scene. Vanessa feels very fresh in this scene and has a very natural feeling to her sexual enjoyment. She’s vocal, but doesn’t overdo it, and is the same way physically. The main thing that held the scene back for me was that she mugged the camera horribly throughout the entire scene. She doesn’t do it in an annoying “look at me” way, but instead just seemed halfway between clueless and curious about it. This doesn’t quite make it up to the ‘good’ level, but Vanessa does show some nice potential.

Scene 4 - Audrey Rose and Steven French

In Final Ejaculation, Steven isn’t sure whether to believe the SkinTight Radio report of a crazed female that escaped from the insane asylum or not, but decides to barricade the door before heading in to take a shower in his girly pink shower cap. He’s interrupted by chunky auburn haired Audrey, who assaults him with a black dildo while looking pretty hot in a black pinstripe dress and knee high boots. Steven cries like a little girl while she beats him with the dildo demanding his cum. She quits beating him and goes right to sucking his cock before lying back for him to fuck her. He takes a break to fuck her with the toy, and then shoves it in her mouth while he goes back to fucking her. They mix in a little spooning and some doggie before Steven stuccos Audrey’s face as she clamps her entire face closed as tight as possible.

This is a very good final scene. Audrey has a very nice look to her, and does a very nice job with the sex as well. I love the opening with her beating Steven French with the dildo, but then again, how couldn’t you like a chick in sexy boots beating Steven with a blunt object? There’s some nice energy and chemistry, although there are a few times when Audrey looks a little uncomfortable. She also didn’t seem to care for the facial that much. I know this scene isn’t perfect, but I think it might be my favorite scene in the movie.

Chunky Hallow’s Eve is a fun little porno. No, the girls aren’t your typical porn skeletons, but at the same time Grip and Cram don’t fill it with fatties that would require a structural engineer to okay the sets before filming. Instead they fill it with women with a nice variety of body styles and some meat on their bones. Laura and Audrey easily have my favorite scenes in the movie, and put some nice vocals and energy into the scene. Vanessa came in last, mostly because she couldn’t help but look at the camera throughout her scene. Chunky Hallow’s Eve has its faults, but it’s also a lot of fun and has some hot sex. More than anything, it feels like it does just what it sets out to do.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little under two minutes with about four seconds per good looking snapshot or full screen photo. Bios are included for each of the girls, with each girl getting a photo and a little information. There’s also the production notes like no others. Finally, there’s a trailer for Chunky on the 4th of July, commercials, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly fifteen minutes. Laura starts things out chatting with Grip and Cram as she gets her costume. Jeremy Steele comes in on some of the conversation, and they talk about why he made her fail her Econ test as well as hair conditioners. Roxy is next, who enjoys a smoke while chatting with Grip and Cram. Guy DaSilva even joins in as they chat about the difference between Talent and other people. Vanessa talks about why she decided to become a porn whore before Dino talks about his star talent. They even shoot some of their scene before Vanessa gives the camera a few post-scene jiggles. Grip and Cram talk about a one-nutted guy being able to beat the French before chatting with Audrey about why she looks smart but is in the porn industry. They finish things up working on the scene. As usual, it’s a very nicely done and very amusing behind the scenes featurette. Grip and Cram ask some very fun questions and get some good personality out of the stars. They also give a good overview of the entire movie. This is a very enjoyable behind the scenes featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, BBW, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most of Skintight’s DVDs can be found online for between about $13 and $20, with several stores offering them for under $15. At the low end, this one’s pretty tempting. The setups are fun and the sex is nicely done. There’s some nice effort towards the technical aspects and extras as well. This is a pretty good DVD.

Note to Legend / Skintight Pictures: I hope we see more Chunky holiday releases in the future!

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