Christoph's Beautiful Girls 3 Review

Christoph's Beautiful Girls 3
(Evil Angel)
Directed by Christoph Clark
Starring: Susie, Angel, Viva, Alissa, Sylvia Dahl, Sandra Taylor, Honey, Mary Cat, Hatman, Leslie Taylor, Yann Scott, Jean Mi, Steve Holmes, Brandon Iron, Christoph Clark
Released: November 2001
Running Time: main feature - 2hrs 19, extra footage - 25mins

While the title of this series has so far been occasionally open to debate by some viewers in terms of its accuracy, as soon as Beautiful Girls 3 begins we can see that this edition is truly well endowed with beautiful women. Add to this wonderful light, summery weather and most importantly Christoph's not-so-secret recipe for spicy sex, Beautiful Girls should be a winner all the way. However, there is always a "but" (no pun intended) and we'll get to that eventually. First, the really good stuff…

Alissa and Sylvia
I am not given to hyperbole, though you may beg to differ, but Alissa is just the most beautiful thing I have seen in porn. This incredibly gorgeous tall young woman, with fantastic smooth pale skin, long blonde hair and the most inviting blue eyes and a smile that lights up her face, is going to involve herself in Christoph's perverse little games? I can't believe it. I suppose "ingénue" is the word, perhaps, but when you see what she can do with a stiff dick, perhaps not…

Christoph has her walk up and down, displaying her sensational form, posing and shedding clothes till he can't stand any more. Admiring her legs, her breasts, her sumptuous little bum, it's perfectly understandable that he can't keep his hands, or tongue, to himself, but I have to say that he is in full-on dirty old man mode for much of this movie, something the girls seem to find amusing. Which is good, because it leads to the kind of open, unabashed performances that make for simple, exciting porn.

Anyway, just when you think this exquisite teasing is perfect, along comes another leggy lovely in the form of Sylvia, a strongly-featured but deeply sexy brunette who is to help lead our innocent beauty Alissa down the path of debauchery. The girls have a little more fun posing and even licking each others' bottoms, much to Christoph's, and my, delight. Then Yannick and Leslie arrive and it's time to get nasty.

While Sylvia is more obviously sexual than Alissa, the young blonde certainly is game and goes for it as the girls suck their men with gusto. I loved the position where Yann is holding Sylvia's arms while he bangs her from behind, and it only gets hotter from there as the couples screw and swap in various positions by the pool and on a weights bench.

The action then breaks for a short interlude where Christoph, in a hilarious pair of red trunks, prepares Alissa's tight little botty for the crude anal intrusion. Embarrassing swimwear aside, this is a rather naughty little scenario that sees Christoph pick the young girl up and vigorously ream her ass with his fingers.

Then it's time for her to join in and the lads take great pleasure in fingering her holes. It's always good to see that even jaded porn studs can appreciate the delight of working with such a fabulous young lady. After this, it's gung-ho all the way as both girls have their backsides thoroughly plundered before Sylvia and then Alissa are double penetrated in sensational style, with the free girl available and willing to perform multiple instances of ass-to-mouth. Sylvia even delves her long tongue into Alissa's gaping anus, but it's the sight of lovely Alissa sucking an ass-fresh cock that has me blinking in disbelief. Again, I just can't believe Alissa can look so sweet yet be so nasty. It's that old dichotomy once more that drives us guys crazy!

Sylvia gets Leslie's load in her face, but it's the way that a clearly highly-excited Alissa leaps off Yann's thrusting cock in order to enthusiastically stroke him to climax that illustrates why this is such a great scene. The combination of good fun, sheer beauty and naked, whole-hearted enthusiasm for hot, nasty fucking make this, on its own, such a fabulous example of the best of Christoph's work, and as such is among the best porn around.

Sandra and Viva
And just when I thought that was sensational, here's Sandra thrusting her fabulous natural tits into the camera and then posing wonderfully with her tall blonde friend Viva, who also sports a magnificent natural rack. This is similar scene, but no less enjoyable for that, with the gorgeous girls posing and showing off their boob, butts and assholes (including some squelchy, farty, messy fun of dubious erotic value) before two guys, Steve Holmes and Leslie, turn up and the fun gets underway.

The girls give really hot-looking blowjobs, and Viva looks like she really loves to suck. Steve quite crudely takes advantage of her ability and ends up slapping her face with his big dong! What I found interesting about this scene was that although Sandra is more vocal about demanding to be fucked, when it comes down to the really raunchy stuff (after a good spell of fucking that shows off all those lovely feminine curves) Viva is actually much more up for it. Always the quiet ones…

What this means is that there is a lot of intense anal, with some rather hot-pink anuses on show, and then Viva performs ass-to-mouth oral with apparent relish. She then takes a very good double stuffing while licking Sandra's pussy. What a performer! Finally, Leslie comes on Sandra's tits while Viva more happily accepts Steve's load on her face, though it doesn't amount to the Niagara Falls proportions he sometimes manages! Whatever, this is more hot stuff with two super horny women who are naturally delightful to watch.

Mary and Honey
This scene is good fun for a while, but the warning signs are there with a rather chaotic approach that really takes some time to get things going. Christoph has these two slender blondes, small busted pretty girls with jutting arses who he reckons Buttman would love (and indeed does, by featuring Mary in Anal Show 3), posing in the garden and taking photos. The tease portion of the action is extensive, and there's mild domination thing going on as Christoph orders Mary to stay in a pose while he plays with Honey' exceedingly wet pussy.

Christoph always did have a tendency to flit around from one thing to another in a scene, and this happens here so although there's plenty of quite enjoyable footage, shot in this beautifully sunny garden location, to let you admire these women, the actual action takes along time to kick into a high gear. Christoph repeatedly plays with the girls butts, panties, pussies and pops his cock in and out of his pants, as if he can't decide whether or not to fuck them and I just found it a little irritating.

Anyway, let's get on to the real meat of the action - it arrives in the form of Christoph's guest, "controversial" American stud Brandon Iron. The girls, wearing see-through dresses, are brought in for Brandon's delectation and he wastes no time in getting them to dance for him. Then he has them suck his sizeable cock, though he never gets to do the kind of stuff he has a reputation for. Christoph returns in another pair of big pants, and the chaps get down to giving the girls a thorough stuffing. There's lots of oral and partner swapping, and the sex is actually not bad at all, though only Mary does anal and even then she finds Brandon's dick a touch on the large side for her poor little asshole. Honey does a little A2M. Finally, it's blast off time, and the girls are rewarded for their endeavours with plenty of hot spunk.

Angel / Angel and Susie
Unfortunately, this scene, while it has its moments to savour, is a bit of a shambles. In the extra footage, Christoph admits that it was an attempt to retrieve an expensive scene that proved to be disappointing. For this reason, the action cuts from an interview style scene with Angel to an outdoor number where heavily busted little Susie and the very sexy, curvaceous Angel frolic in the garden, and then get it on with ambulance men Jean-Michel and Hatman who arrive to tend to Susie's injured ankle. There are a few pleasant moments but even the come-shot scene doesn't work out as the bright light obliterates it almost completely.

Then back in the hotel room, Yann Scott arrives to get it on with Angel. This is nice, but it's obviously done "on the fly" and to say it seems rushed is understating it somewhat. Nonetheless, I enjoyed watching Angel happily suck cock and then loved the way her boobs moved as Yann takes her from behind. She has a great deal of difficulty, or so it seems, with Yann's massive tool in her ass, but I was more distracted by a growth on her vulva that had me speculating all kinds of things. Probably just a mole, eh? Anyway, after Yann comes on her ass, Christoph takes advantage of her tender bunghole, and then spunks on her bruised sphincter.

Overall
Shame it had to end on a relatively poor scene, but then maybe Christoph should have taken it on the chin and sustained the loss, rather than expect the punters to pay for substandard material. Of course, Zane or someone like that would KILL for Christoph's off-cuts, but I expect better from M. Clark.

I already made most of the criticisms that I wanted, so instead I shall concentrate on saying just how good most of this movie looks, with vibrant colour and wonderful light to perfectly set off the action and the beauty of the women. Aside from the mild disappointment, all I could think about was Alissa and her beautiful face, and undoubtedly she and those first two scenes make this movie well worth watching.

DVD Comments
It's Evil Angel - what do you expect? Perfectly presented menus, high picture and sound quality, cast information, photos, and that high-value extra, the additional footage. In this case, it seems to be 25 minutes, not 40 as claimed on the cover, but it is very interesting in as much as Christoph's baffling directions to the editor go along way to explaining why certain parts of the movie turned out the way they did! The actual extra sex clips actually add little to the movie, though there is some really rude additional anal action from Angel's scene.