Christoph's Beautiful Girls 13 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/13/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 150 min.

Production Date: 1 / 12 / 2004

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Maya Gold, Sandra Mark, Christina Blonde, Camelia, David Perry, Jean-Yves LeCastel, Ian Scott, Greg Centauro, Kid Jamaic, Juliano Ferraz, and of course Christoph Clark (but he’s in a non-sex and mostly hosting role here)

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I haven’t seen any of this series yet, but I’ve been impressed enough with the rest of what Christoph has been doing lately that I’m really looking forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: Beautiful doesn’t begin to describe the girls here nor this movie!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting beautiful women doing naughty things

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a gape-obsessed feature

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with Evil Angel, the technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is very clear and well balanced, even when Christoph interacts with the performers from behind the camera. There’s a bit of background noise in the final scene, but since the scene is set around a wooded area the chainsaw that you hear seems almost natural for the scene. The video is just as good. It’s free of grain and although there are a few shadows, they all feel very natural. The closest thing I can come to for a complaint about the video is that there are a few extremely short soft focus blurs.

Music: There’s a little music during the opening credits and tease, but that’s it. It’s very nicely done and good enough that I wouldn’t have minded it for the rest of the teases, but the rest of the movie only uses the natural sounds of the performers.

Menus: As usual, the menus are nicely done. The main menu works in some nice clips from the movie and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of a group of scenes and the names of the ladies in each scene. There’s also a fetish menu which lets you jump directly to sex acts such as blowjobs, anal, or cumshots.

The Feature

Christoph’s Beautiful Girls keeps much the same feel as most of his recent movies, but uses some of the best looking girls he’s come across (or should I say found). There’s a very quick lead-in to each scene, which normally consists of Christoph meeting the girls somewhere and letting them introduce themselves. It moves on with a little tease before the girls get on to the real action.

Scene 1 - Kristina Blond, David Perry, and Jean-Yves LeCastel

Christoph starts things out bumping into Kristina on the street. After a very few words she gives him a great tease on the street and then walks on. As she walks on she walks by David and Jean-Yves, who quickly give chase after barely wasting enough time to look at each other. She playfully scolds them with her finger for following her before closing the gate on them, but lets them suck her tits and lick her ass through the wrought iron bars. Naturally she has to reach through the gate as well and give them a little hand action as well as sucking them before letting them in. They continue the oral antics, including a bit of ass eating from Jean-Yves, before David moves around to start fucking Kristina from behind. They take turns fucking Kristina’s pussy in a few positions before Jean-Yves warms up Kristina’s ass with his fingers and then fucks it as she lies back on a chair. The guys take turns with Kristina’s ass before double teaming her, and then take turns fucking her solo in each of her holes and teaming up on her again. Finally the guys give Kristina a nice double facial which she takes with an open mouth and laughing eyes which stay playful even when the guys almost nail her in the eyes through their nutty goodness dripping off her face and onto her amazing natural tits.

This is the first scene I’ve watched from Christoph’s Beautiful Girls series, and it definitely sets a great first impression! Beautiful doesn’t begin to describe Kristina, and she knows just how to use her looks as well as her body! She has plenty of great smiles and naughty looks throughout the scene, and I don’t think there’s a moment when I wondered if she was having a good time or just putting on a show. If that’s not enough, she takes the anal with ease and puts some nice energy into the scene. This is an excellent start to the movie!

Scene 2 - Sandra Mark, Patricia, Jean-Yves LeCastel, and Ian Scott

Christoph stumbles upon dirty blonde Sandra and her brunette girlfriend Patricia at an outdoor café in the second scene. After briefly talking with them they head off and Sandra works on Patricia a little while Christoph watches. The girls play a little more before heading up a stairs and happily seeing Ian and Jean-Yves stroking their cocks at the top of the staircase. Sandra immediately takes Ian into her mouth while Patricia does the same with Jean-Yves. The guys trade girls to give them a little oral action before fucking them, with Patricia taking it in her honey hole while Sandra gets to the anal as quickly as possible. After a bit in number one, Patricia lets Ian switch to number two before Jean-Yves and Sandra come over to fuck by them. The girls trade back and forth with the guys so that they get plenty of anal action and a few positions, with Sandra mixing in a little pussy pounding too. After a while Patricia comes over to watch Sandra get ass fucked, and even tongues her ass and sucks Sandra’s ass off the cock before Sandra gets DPed. Finally the girls finish things up each taking a decent facial and kissing each other.

This is another very hot scene. Patricia’s looks didn’t do a lot for me, but I found Sandra extremely appealing. Both girls fuck extremely well, and I guess my only complaint about this scene can be that there isn’t much action between the girls. I’d love to see a little kissing between the girls as they fuck, or a bit more watching between them as they’re supposed to be lovers. In the end, it’s a very hot scene that feels like it could have been even hotter. This is probably the weakest scene in the movie, and my problems with the scene are the only reason the sexual rating on the movie got a four and a half rather than a five, but it’s still a great scene.

Scene 3 - Katarina, Greg Centauro, and David Perry

Christoph peeks over the gate to get the attention of his friend Katarina, a very cute brunette. She shows herself off a bit, including a wonderful smile, as Christoph gets plays around with her, before taking Christoph to meet a couple of her friends. She goes over to see Greg and David, and immediately gets their attention. They exchange oral favors all around, except between Greg and David of course, before Katarina hops on Greg’s cock while she continues to suck on David. The guys work Katarina’s pussy through a few positions before letting her lay back in a lawn chair and lube up her ass for a little backdoor action. Katarina lets them have their way with her ass a bit after she fingers it to get it ready before letting them double team her holes. The guys go back to trading off fucking Katarina before David and Greg each give her a facial that she takes with all of the enthusiasm of a six year old going down to open her presents on Christmas. morning.

Not surprisingly, especially after the start Christoph gives this scene, this is a great scene. Katarina is a real treat to watch, and had a smile on my face from her first smile. Her sexual prowess is every bit as great as her smile, and as seems to happen so often in Christoph’s recent movies, you never have a single doubt about whether or not the girl is enjoying herself through the scene.

Scene 4 - Camelia, Tifany, Greg Centauro, and Ian Scott

Dark brunette Camelia and chestnut-tressed Tifany start things out talking by a pool before they’re found by Greg when he’s bored with the football game on TV. He decides to get a massage from Tifany, and gets the full service treatment. Camelia helps him dry off when he gets out of the shower and then undoes Tifany’s top as she rubs him down before losing her own. The girls kick things up a notch by massaging Greg’s back with their tongues before kissing each other and working their way to his cock as he rolls over. They’re discovered by Ian while Camelia sucks Greg’s cock, and soon after Greg is nailing Camelia missionary style while Ian bones Tifany from behind. They switch around and mix in a little oral action before Greg plows his prick into Camelia’s ass while giving her a few fingers in her snatch. Greg works his way between Camelia’s ass and Tifany’s mouth before letting Ian have a turn after Tifany gives him a little titty fucking. Tifany watches Camelia get reamed, as well as taking a long double penetration by the guys. She sucks each cock clean plenty of times and eats Camelia’s ass, but never takes a cock in the ass herself. Finally, Ian and Greg give the girls a nice pair of facials to finish things up before the girls play around with their tongues and try to get every last drop out.

This is another great scene! It was a little confusing at first because I couldn’t understand the dialogue, but the sex more than made up for it. I love the massage therapist (or would it be masseuse do to them having sex afterwards?) opening, and the girls work great playing off of each other. The switching back and forth to nail Camelia’s ass also worked very good for me. Overall, it’s a very nice scene that should drain more than a few viewers.

Scene 5 - Maya Gold, Juliano Ferraz, and Kid Jamaica

Dishwater blonde knockout Maya Gold starts things off talking with Christoph and giving him a little show (including showing off her tongue) while laughing girlishly. Christoph talks to Maya as she puts on her show, getting her to do things just right as she smiles at his enjoyment. After a bit, Christoph goes to get his friend for her, and brings back both Kid Jamaica and Juliano. They kiss their way around Maya’s fabulous body before working her at both ends. The guys take turns fucking her, and after giving her pussy a working over give her a good ass fucking. Finally Maya goes to work on the guys orally, and sucks them until they give her a great double facial.

This is a very good scene to finish things up with! After the rest of the scenes I was a bit surprised that Maya didn’t take a double penetration, but the tease she gave at the start of the scene more than made up for it. She eats up the guys and handles their size without blinking and eye, and had me enthralled the entire scene. This might not be the nastiest scene in the movie, but it’s still a great closer!

Beautiful Girls 13 is another winner from Christoph Clark, and another title that makes me kick myself for avoiding him after some of my first experiences with his movies. This is an excellent movie that has virtually everything anybody who likes sex on the anal side of things could want. I don’t know how it is across the rest of the country, but the Deja Vu strip club in Minnesota claims to have something like a thousand beautiful girls and three ugly ones on their marquee. I don’t know if Christoph liked that slogan or not, but he keeps about the same ratio here. Patricia didn’t do much for me, or more likely she just stood out to me because she seemed a little out of place compared to the rest of the female cast, but every other girl in the movie is absolutely fucking gorgeous. Even with my reservations about Patricia, I could focus on Sandra Mark for a bit more beauty in their scene! Amazingly, the sexual abilities of the girls are every bit as good as their looks. Every girl here made me think that they were into their partners 110% and never left me with the slightest doubt that they were just there to pay the rent. Just as important is the feel Christoph has been bringing to his movies lately. Since I gave him a chance again with Euro Angels Hardball 19: Reverse Gang Bang Edition (and before that I’m sure), Christoph brought a feel to his movies that’s impressed me more than any other director out there. It always feels like Christoph’s movies are just a big party where everybody gets together and has sex while the cameras beautifully capture it. That feel continues through Beautiful Girls 13, and makes it a movie that is well worth picking up.

The Extra Stuff

In addition to a cast list by scene, filmographies are included for Camelia, Tifany, Sandra Mark, Maya Gold, and Katarina. The photo gallery includes roughly forty excellent looking snapshots. There’s also website information, an autobiography of Christoph Clark, and extra footage.

The extra footage lasts about seventeen minutes. You get a few minutes from each of the scenes which is mostly more of what was in the movie. I didn’t notice any extra positions or anything else that really stuck out to me sexually. What I did notice was a little of Christoph talking with the girls, most noticeably Katarina. He keeps things nice and fun when he talks to them

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, group, rimming (male > female and female > female), spanking, anal, DP, lesbian, ass to mouth, toe-ing, titty fucking, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, most Evil Angel DVDs can be found online for between $18 and $30 with many stores offering them for around $20. Once again, Christoph Clark and Evil Angel give you more than your money’s worth. Every scene is a winner here, the technical aspects are excellent, and there’s some nice extra footage. If you’re a fan of the Evil Empire, Beautiful Girls 13 is worth checking out!

Note to Evil Angel / Christoph Clark: I’m not sure what I can say here other than “Thank you!”.

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