Chocolate & Cream & the Fucking Machine Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/14/2003

Well, you must admit it has a catchy title. And if you are like me, you are wondering what, or who, the fucking machine is. We find out in the very first scene.

Red haired bear, Eric Rogers, is lying back on a black platform getting special attention from Joey Reese and Rob Lowe. Both Joey and Rob are nice looking studs. (Rob was “Bob” in other films from this studio.) By the violent thrusting of their condom-less cocks into Eric’s ass they appear to be trying to drill him a new hole. Gentle, they ain’t. It’s hard and rough and rape. They are fucking machines themselves. Joey is the first to drill into Eric and cums in his ass. When it is Rob’s turn to plow Eric, Joey decides to insert his cock in Rob’s ass as he is fucking. They call this a “sandwich”. (I thought it was called “Lucky Pierre”.) Now comes “The Fucking Machine”. This consists of a large black dildo affixed to a mechanical plunger that operates by electricity. A control knob can vary the speed of the thrust. The head of the dildo is inserted in Eric’s ass and the machine is turned on. The dildo then pumps in and out of the anus. (Why do I think of a cow being artificially inseminated?) It drives the spunk out of Eric; and then it’s Rob’s turn to take the plunger. This is kinky, man!

The second scene stars Ray Stratton, a real cutie. He’s paired at first with Eric. Eric takes the hard fucking he received from Joey and Rob out on Ray. Is he angry with this kid? Ray seems to like it though. Especially when Eric lifts him up from the platform to bounce on the dick embedded in his ass. Eric also inserts a large black dildo into Ray’s bum and works it in and out. Ray likes this, too. A black stud with a shaved head, Max Cummings, then joins them and a black dick replaces the black dildo. After a time Eric goes back to fucking the boy and Max makes another “sandwich” by fucking Eric. Ray stays as hard as a landlord’s heart through it all.

Ray and Max make it into the third and final scene where thy are joined by Alan Black, another black stud—the proud possessor of a huge uncut cock. Two other whites, Jay Benjamin, a bald older man, and Ray Castro, a big burly hulk, complete the group. Ray Stratton is being chained to the wall as the scene opens, a position where he is fucked by first one and then another of these hulks. He is not the constant center of attention, however, as these guys develop a small orgy among themselves as well. Stratton is unchained and then re-chained with his back to the wall so that Jay can lift him up for a suspended missionary fuck. After this, Stratton is unchained and led to the platform where his legs are fastened to stirrups and the Fucking Machine is brought forward. The black dildo is inserted into his anus and the power is switched on. As the dildo automatically plunges in and out of Stratton’s well-used butt, he shoots his load. Others join him.

As is the custom with Hot Desert Knights, the sex is all bareback, making this one even more incredible! If you are into rough sex and/or kinky sex this one’s for you! I think the Fucking Machine is a real hoot. Only a wonderfully perverted mind with an enormous sense of humor could have created suck a gizmo. The extras include a “Meet the Models” which is simply a slide show of the models in their scenes, a “Behind the Scenes” section from each scene. (Ray Stratton’s dick stays rockhard even when the camera isn’t rolling), and there’s a plethora of previews.

There’s info, too, on how to order a Fucking Machine. Personally, I’d rather order Ray Stratton.