Chica Boom 8 (Kick Ass) Review

Reviewed by Blackstudmuffin  on  9/29/2002

Chica Boom 8: Kick Ass Studios is one of my favorite companies. It seems as if "everything" they touch turns to gold! There films are AWESOME! They're a bit on the high end, though (over-priced). I presently own twelve films from them: 3 Grrl Powers, 5 Barefoot Confidentials, and 4 Chica Booms. Chica Boom 8 is the first DVD that I purchased, via some distributor competing (for the best price) right here at www.adultdvdtalk.com. I wish I had known about adultdvdtalk.com years ago, I could have literally saved hundreds of dollars! HUNDREDS! Anyway, Chica Boom 8 is probably one of the hottest films in my "Kick Ass Studios" collection. What makes this flick worth the $18.00 dollars I paid are two things: 1. The mere presense of Ann Marie (whose pretty, adorable, barely 18 face and voice, more than make up for her sucky acting ability); and 2. That incredible performance (the acting, as well as the sexual performance) of Alyiah as a Puerto Rican nympomaniac tourist out of control in a non-Spanish-speaking doctor's office (he can't comprehend her frantic pleas for anti-nyphomania medication, because it's all in Espanol, instead of Ingles). Not only is she convincing, but the dude in the scene is pretty funny as well, I mean hilarious! He really plays along (now that I think of it, he's quite a good actor. He did a good job playing a retard neighbor of some hot Sicilian babe in some other Chica Boom that I own). Anyway, These two worked together quite well. The sex in this scene was incredible as well, especially that close angle doggy style pounding she got. One of the other factors that made this scene a "must see," is that body Alyiah has. DAMN! She's got some of the most voluptuous, perfectly porportioned natural breasts I've seen on a Puerto Rican actress in quite some time. Fans of big boobs will "love" Alyiah! She's got a real nice pair of buttocks on her as well. And she's kinda cute, even in those eyeglasses. I want to see her do some "Black" porn! She might become a superstar!

Another scene contains Drew Hurlie, who is supposed to be Mexican/Italian. She's real cute too. Not as pretty as Ann Marie in the first scene, but she is still easy on the eyes. The sex is as almost as good as most of rest on this DVD.

My only complaint about this disc is the last two girls (Cherie and Nikita Denise). They're both gorgeous, they both can act, and sexually speaking, they both perform well. The problem is that neither one of them is Latin/Hispanic! The main theme behind the "Chica Boom" series is: "HOT LATIN GIRLS!" That is how Kick Ass advertises it. If you're going to make a Latin-themed porno movie, then the girls had better be "all" Latin/Hispanic, or somebody will get pissed. Kick Ass Studios is always lying about the ethnicity of these women in the Chica Boom series! For example, there are about three Chica Boom DVD's with Filipinas on them, advertised as being: Filipino/Spanish, or Spanish/Filipino. So what that imperialist Spain ruled the Philippines for almost 400 years, forced Roman Catholism down the peoples' throats, forced thousands of families to change their surnames to Spanish names, learn Spanish, etc., etc. - the "average" Filipino (including the ones used in Kick Ass' "Chica Boom" series) doesn't have enough Spanish blood/genes to be appropriately included on a Latin/Hispanic-themed porno film right along side of Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Cubans, and Spaniards from Spain! Come on, that's fake! Keep the Filipinas in th "Asian-themed" genre, where they truly belong! If we read some of these other reviews on the Chica Boom series, right here at WWW.Adultdvdtalk.com, we'll see how Kick Ass even has this Indonesian girl being identified as being "Peruvian" - Chica Boom 10).

Now, back to Cherie and Nikita Denise from Chica Boom 8. Cherie, is supposed to be Spanish/Italian. While her male counterpart was sitting on the couch, "Cherie" straddled him for some cowgirl. Since I've been studying Hebrew for the past 15 years, and can read and write it quite proficiently, that big Hebrew tattoo she has going across her lower back caught my attention right away. If you can read Hebrew, and you use the "pause" and the "slow motion" on your remote, you'll catch it: D'vo'rah, i.e., "Deborah," which is obviously, "Cherie's" real name! In the extras, during the "bloopers," we see "Debbie" (Cherie) doing it cowgirl style to the same dude. He makes some joke about not falling victim to the "Israeli curse." Cherie (Deborah), responds with: "God forbid." Yeah, Cherie is about as Spanish/Italian as Jackie Chan! If you're going to make a Latin-theme porno Kick Ass, don't use Filipinas that look more Asian than Spanish, don't use Indonesians and claim they're from Peru, and don't use Jewish girls who probably grew up in so-called State of Israel! That's Lame! On a positive note, Cherie has one smokin' hot body, and definately knows how to use it. In the "bloopers" she claimed that the "Brothers" definately like her (because she has such a beautiful ass). I agree, which is why I wanna see her do some interracial/Black porn! Her sex scene in Chica Boom 8 is worth watching, despite the fact that she ain't Latin. Latin-themed fans might take exception to that opinion, though.

The final scene features Nikita Denise, who is supposed to be a Czech woman's brain transplanted into the doctor's deceased Latin wife's body! I don't need to tell you how "corny" that sounds. She even starts spouting Czech, or Russian, or Ukrainian, or Polish, or whateverthehell her ancestral tongue is. I couldn't recognize it. Anyway, as sexy as she may be, she ain't Latin either! Kick Ass used the whole ridiculous brain transplant script as an excuse give Nikita Denise a job in a Chica Boom tape. Sexually, they do everything, including anal.

OVERALL OPINION: If you don't let the "fake Latin" thing get you down (I don't know why Kick Ass keeps doing this), you'll love this DVD, because ALL of these babes are hot, and every scene will get you in the mood. I would have rated this DVD a perfect five stars if I didn't catch Kick Ass lying (again) about these "alledged" Latin ethnicities! Buy it from one of the competitors here at www.adultdvd.com, though. If you buy directly from Kickass.com like I used to do, you'll pay $20.00 more!