Chest, The Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/19/2006

Looking at the cover and the back of this DVD before popping it into the player I idly wondered which of these super studs’ chests was the title of the film. The chest in question however is a wooden chest or trunk belonging to Cole Ryan’s deceased father containing mementos of a secret life. Following his father Jack’s death, Cole finds the chest in the attic. Upon opening it, he finds old magazines such as “Physique Pictorial” and letters from former male lovers. Dead men have no secrets.

The first letter Cole reads is from one of his dad’s lovers in the military, Steve Trevor. Steve writes to Jack of one evening after lights out in the barracks when he was looking through the deck of nude male playing cards that Jack had given him. As Steve is looking at the cards and yanking his doodle he is surprised by Diego del la Hoya one of his bunkmates who offers Steve an uncut cock. This sure beats playing cards so Steve doesn’t hesitate. Sucking sounds awaken Felipe Carson and Steve gets two for the price of one. Before long the others are not loath to suck some dick either. When all have achieved dishonorable discharges, it’s time to fuck. Felipe is the recipient of both of the other’s beef bayonets. After this, the term ‘bunkmates” will definitely take on a different meaning for these guys. (It now being 48 minutes into the film, this scene went on a bit long for my taste.)

“I always thought if my father knew I was gay he’d pretty much write me off,” muses an illumined Cole. He wastes no time in picking up another letter.

The second letter is from Simon Angel, a very cute—no make that beautiful—Spanish exchange student who stayed with Jack when he too was a college student. “You were my first,” the letter begins. Cole, who resembles a young Mel Gibson, plays his father in this scene. (The resemblance didn’t strike me until I was viewing his still photo shoot.) One night as Jack/Cole is studying Simon begins squeezing the burrito. It is a big one, folks! This is certainly more interesting than the book Jack is trying to study from so Simon soon has the other’s full attention at full attention. They sit on their respective mattresses stroking their cocks until Cole invites Simon over. Each reaches for the other’s firm flesh.
Emboldened though hesitant, Simon takes Cole’s cock into his mouth. When it’s Cole’s turn to suck Simon’s big uncut tool he takes it deep into his throat again and again. (This boy can suck dick!) All of this of course leads to the magic number—69. Cole continues to take Simon’s prick to the balls. When they jack off and cum, Cole’s copious load shoots a great distance. It’s so nice that the editor repeats it thrice. But it ain’t over. Simon’s interest turns understandably to Cole’s ass. As Cole remains on his hands and knees. Simon slides his large condom-covered cock into that lovely ass. Cole manages to take it all there too. As Simon withdraws momentarily from Cole’s ass, the sphincter gapes, waiting for the huge cock to reenter. It was when they moved to the missionary position for Cole’s screwing to continue that I lost it.
“My turn now,” Simon says excitedly as he pulls his prick from its pleasurable confinement. Sliding a condom over Cole’s unrelenting erection, Simon sits down on the rampant rod and rides. Following an exhilarating bounce, Simon is tipped over into the missionary position for his fucking to continue. If I hadn’t already lost it when this happened to Cole, I would have done so now. Simon cums while getting fucked and Cole’s cum shot is repeated. It was another long scene but these two young studs insured that the viewer would never tire. This scene alone would have made this DVD one to get. But luckily for us there are two more scenes to go and more hot guys.

It’s after the funeral. As Cole goes into a stall in the men’s room at the cemetery he overhears two of his father’s friends, Nick Marino and Tamas Eszterhazy at the urinals. After commenting on how much Cole looks like Jack, Cole realizes from their further discussion they knew about his father's secret life. Nick and Tamas go into a mausoleum to make out. It’s a chilling location but they are hot guys and the sex is far from arctic. The svelte, sexy and heavily tattooed Tamas starts things off by going down on the burly Nick’s uncut dick. Nick drops to his knees to partake of Tamas’ succulent cock until Tamas spews forth onto Nick’s hirsute chest.
Ready now to fuck, Nick finds a bottle of Pjur lube in the deserted crypt. (Oh, come on now, guys! We can go for magic condoms that miraculously appear on cocks, but finding lube in incongruous places is too much for our suspended disbelief! It’s also a crappy way to advertise your product.) Nick fucks Tamas until Tamas’ belly is awash with his own sperm. Nick’s sperm follows.

The movers arrive to take away Jack’s possessions. Cliff Rhodes discovers the chest and examines the contents. Looking at one of the old magazines of nude men gets Cliff hard so he calls on fellow mover Eric Masterson to “help him out”. Cliff’s massive member makes its appearance and Eric drops down to take as much of it as he can. Another mover (Danny Cox) comes up the stairs to the attic and is momentarily transfixed by what he sees. He joins Eric on his knees and they take turns having a go slurping at Cliff’s jutting essence. Eventually Danny is sucking them both and is soon covered in their cum.
All strip naked. Cliff eats out Danny’s ass and further prepares Danny’s anus with fingers. Eric is the first to partake of its pleasures but Cliff is the main one to pump the sexy guy. Once again Danny ends up covered in their cum.
It’s a sort of abrupt ending. We needed a scene with Cole again to round things out (not necessarily a hardcore scene).

As always with Titan there are many extras. A “Behind the Scene” that is so brief one wonders why it’s there. Interesting “Interviews”: the first with Cliff, Eric, and Danny that show them to be more than just sex objects; the second with the Hungarian Tamas Eszterhazy and the Venezuelan Nick Marino; the third with Steven.
The “Photo Sessions” are conducted by Ted Stevens instead as they usually are by Brian Mills. They provide super eye candy. There is a “Fluffing” segment, but don’t get your hopes up for the job, the performers do each other. There is also a “Cumshot Review” and a “Slideshow” (more great eye candy).

This is a very deserved starring role for the ultra attractive Cole Ryan who made his debut in Closed Set: Titan Stage One. (Cole told us in that one he was a total virgin having never had sex with anyone before, which was hard to believe. There he supposedly had his cock sucked for the very first time, sucked his first dick, and fucked his first hole.) He then went on to appear in Spy Quest 2 (where he lost his anal cherry). Handsome and sexy with a light growth of hair on his chest and more on his belly and legs, this young stud has a future!
Once again Director Brian Mills has done a craftsman-like job and also taken a page from the Book of Bjorn by having his performers come twice in the scenes: once after the oral and again after the anal. I’m sure viewers will approve.
THE CHEST easily upholds the high standard we have come to expect of Titan.