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Cheating Housewives 2 (Smash Pictures) Review

Smash Pictures

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Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/6/2005

Cheating Housewives #2

You'll Be Beatin' To "Cheatin"

Director: Mike Metropolis
Studio: Smash
Running: 120 min est.
Genre: Parody - Gonzo
Release: Nov 2005
Don’t quote me, but this boxcover may be the best ensemble of tits and ass to ever grace a non compilation release. It’s hands down the best box I’ve seen from Smash. I could break down each and every curve of each and every girl, but I’ll save it for the review.

Scene Breakdowns:

Tiffany Minx

This girl has gotten a little thick around the waist in her years and those swollen melons aren’t as firm as when they were new. All in all I have to say that she looks better most women with a fraction of the mileage and wear.

This is the 1st time I’ve seen Rico. He reminded me of a slightly younger Mr. Marcus. It’s my understanding that this man is in ultra high demand, and for good reason. When this guy unhooked his belt buckle I was having big dick flashback of legends like Lex, Jack and Dingo. This guy had it swinging and it was all about business.

This scene was all about anal and IR, two genres that I support. This scene set the tone and Ms. Minx’s performance shows why she is front and center on this Box Cover. Check her out in the Behind The Scenes, it’s a real smoker.

Lezley Zen

This is one woman who was always underestimated in my opinion. She had swollen tits and angry ass. If I had to deduct point from her it would be for condom only scenes and sidestepping IR. The good news is this scene is condom free and even though this scene isn’t IR, she has agreed to perform with select brothas.

Old girl is a tad heavy on the makeup, but you don’t get to be a mature star without at least one extra coat. Even though I am a fan, I haven’t seen much of her work. I stock pile her stills but can’t speak volumes about performances.

I’ll end this by saying welcome back. The break proved to suit her well and I look forward to many more fevered performances.

Tyler Faith

This is the 1st time that I’ve seen this girl in action. She reminds me of Ms. Luvana, but Tyler has a kiss of Angela Summer to improve the pot. She’s a pretty girl with a wicked figure and a few well placed tattoos.

This girl road for the load and I do me road. I have no idea how long this scene to too shoot but it was obvious that she whore herself out in hopes of making this scene solid. That soreness that you felt in your thighs and calf was worth it baby, cause good lovin has to hurt sometimes.

Alana Evans

Talk about improving with age! This girl has been around since Bush Sr. was in office and I’m 100% convinced that she’s never looked better. She was always a boob job short of being famous in my book and with her new look, SHE’S FAMOUS, BABY!

Her career is about to be relit and I’m happy to see her and several other vet reinvent themselves through body enhancements or performing new acts. The rub comes in the fact that Ms. Evans is an anal queen and I am an anal hound and despite this non anal activity, I’ve never seen her work harder.

I will warn you that the scene ends with the absolutely filthiest sack lunch ever served in a straight title. .

Stephanie Tripp

Supercharged Chassis and exotic flava. This girl got more than her monies worth with her new physique. When I 1st peeped her in Pink Panties I knew she had potential. I wanted two things from Ms. Tripp and I got them both in this scene. #1 A boob job, #2 Anal. My prayers have been answered.

The way she made that ass drop and those melons jiggle, it’s no doubt that Stephanie is going to be turning heads. For a minute when I dabbed the sweat from my brow I thought I was watching that girl who hosted that fucked up INXS reality show from CBS, SHE LOOKED THAT GOOD!

The scene was capped with a P. North style eruption.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

I can’t say shit negative about this joint. Truth be told Smash set the curve with this title and Mike “Clark Kent” Metropolis sold me on the fact that he knows what’s doing and is worthy of big budgeted set production like this.

I’ve seen several works from Smash and I can tell you that this one you don’t want to bother renting. I suggest you buy it before word gets out and the price goes up.

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