Charlie's Porn Family Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  7/5/2011

Charlie’s Porn Family is Reality Junkies’ compilation of scenes featuring the porn stars that Charlie Sheen has cavorted with recently, except for Ginger Lynn whom Charlie was involved with over 20 years ago. This release has a run time of 3 hours covering 6 scenes and continues providing the high quality product that is Reality Junkies forte. One thing I’m noticing about Reality Junkies releases is that they’re really good. Their releases are definitely couples orientated and not overly sleazy. They consistently offer up very attractive women and the overall focus is on the women, and we have excellent body shots with as little of the guy in the picture as possible. They’re also very well shot with great lighting and a steady hand on the camera. The setups to the scenes that are offered are also very amusing.

Scene Breakdown for this release:

Scene 1. Bree Olson, Tony De Sergio
Scene 2. Capri Anderson, Marie McCray
Scene 3. Darryl Hanah, Kacey Jordan, Randy Spears
Scene 4. Kaylynn, Melanie Rios, Alec Knight
Scene 5. Savannah James, Ginger Lynn
Scene 6. Kacey Jordan, Chris Johnson

Onto the girls:

Bree Olson: Fed up with everyone getting attention but her, Bree decides to take matters into her own hands. It’s Goddess #1. We all know who she is and we’ve all seen her before. Do we ever get tired of her? I sure don’t. A couple of things about Bree this time around; her teeth are a little too white, almost like they were recently bleached, and secondly, she’s sporting a full on unkempt bush. She does her normal sweet talking bit, talking about how she loves to suck cock and the like. She fucks in a few positions and closes things out on her knees while the guy cums on her tongue. A great opening scene.

Marie McCray/Capri Anderson: Having never kissed a boy, Capri helps her best friend learn how to kiss and shows her they don't need boys. I really don’t need to say much more than it’s a hot girl on girl scene with Marie McCray. For those not in the know, Marie is a hot redhead with an amazing set of breasts and the sweetest voice and giggle. I love this girl. The girls take turns going down on each other and also fingering their pussies. This is a hot scene and highly recommended.

Kacey/Darryl Hanah: Followers of the Sheen saga will remember Kacey being the one who was paid $30K to party with Charlie and there was also speculation that she became preggers before taking care of the situation. This is another nicely shot three way with a pretty wife happily helping a naughty teen get properly fucked. Kacey loves getting her shaved pussy stuffed and looks ready to burst with joy as Darryl does down on her. Randy dishes out the dick to the two women until he serves up a shot of sack sauce. Kacey just looks great with cum on her face.

Kacey’s second scene is a straight M/F and we run through the usual repertoire of a blowjob, Sixty-Nine, Cowgirl, Spoon, Doggy, Mish, before Kacey’s mouth and face are decorated nicely with penis pudding.

Kaylynn/Melanie Rios: Kaylynn’s an industry vet but Melanie is new to me. At first I thought it was Gigi Rivera but soon realized that Gigi wasn’t a Charlie girl or if she was, we hadn’t heard about her. I haven’t seen Kaylynn around in a while, so I’m not sure if she’s been gone or back or I just haven’t seen her, but either way, you know what you’re getting with her. She’s aging quite well and sports an enhanced rack. The guy busts the baby batter onto Melanie’s belly and Kaylynn must have been feeling a little protein deficient today as she licks Melanie’s belly clean. Very nice.

Savannah James/Ginger Lynn: Ginger shows Elexis Monroe why she's considered one of the most intense performers to ever grace the screen. If Charlie’s sex life with Ginger was half as hot as this girl on girl with Savannah, he was definitely one lucky guy. This is a scorching scene as these girls are smoking hot and love pussy. The girls kick it up a notch when they go plastic. These girls also have excellent chemistry together and the contrast between their bodies amps it up a notch. Great scene.

Extras include: A little light on the extras this time out with only cumshots and a Slide Show.

Pluses: Excellent camera work that focuses on the girls. Bree is always great. Marie McCray, while not a Sheen girl is super cute.

Minuses: None here this time around.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 3 for the PTOGM in Melanie and Kaylynn’s scene but overall Reality Junkies isn’t that kind of company.

Is it worth it? Overall, Reality Junkies puts out great non offensive porn that’s couples friendly and gets the job done, so yes it’s worth it.