Centerfolds Caught In Action 1 Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  9/28/2009

*****Alert, Alert****** Waste of time porn ahead. Pink Visual’s Centerfolds Caught in Action Volume 1 is a complete waste of time. I’ve wasted enough time writing this review so you don’t waste your time. I was truly surprised that this was as bad as it was considering I’ve had some good luck with Pink Visual in the past. Disk has a total of 6 scenes counting the bonus in the Extras. Of the 6 scenes; 3 are F/F, 2 are M/F, and 1 MFM. Extras section offers a lot compared to other releases. The trailer section though doesn’t show hardcore sex, but R rated at best. Onto the scenes:

Celeste & Valerie: This is a girl on girl scene where the one girl is literally not into sex with girls at all, no matter how hard they try to convince her. Complete waste of time.

Sasha Grey: Dick Nasty and another creepy older guy, both of whom have small dicks, literally have to pay Sasha to fuck them. I know Sasha is supposed to be an “it” girl, but she really loses points for this scene. Maybe she was new at the time and didn’t know any better, I don’t know. Strictly sex for pay and going through the motions here.

Charlie Laine: This is a girl on girl scene where the one girl is literally not into sex with girls at all, no matter how hard they try to convince her. Complete waste of time.

Lannie Barbie: We all know who she is. Given the lameness of the three previous scenes, I’m fast forwarding at this point.

Andi Valentino: This is a girl on girl scene where the one girl is literally not into sex with girls at all, no matter how hard they try to convince her. Complete waste of time.

Jassie: Scene from the bonus section. Cute girl, but definitely only here for the money. The guy looks like he’s taking a break from gay porn to prove he’s actually straight. Aaah buddy, it doesn’t work here, keep trying.

Pluses: Very cute girls.

Minuses: The whole thing.

Creepy Factor (1-10): 10, for Dick Nasty and the other guy in Sasha Grey’s scene.

Is it worth it? Not on your life.