Carnal Haze Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/20/2004

Behind a pair of automatic gates stands the frat house and grounds. The incredible Eric Rio emerges shirtless from the house and goes to open the gates. This guy is built like the proverbial brick shithouse, gorgeously muscled, handsome as a matinee idol. He opens the gates to admit frat bro Anthony Shaw. I almost didn’t recognize Anthony as he has cut his flowing locks to opt for a college-cut in this one. To pay for his oversight—and before they even get to the house—Anthony must open his mouth and his ass for the incomparable Eric. They strip completely naked by a splashing fountain and Anthony falls to his knees in worship. “You have a beautiful cock,” he declares admiringly before swallowing that thick uncut throbber. As always, Anthony proves himself to be one of the hottest bottoms in the business. When they cum Anthony shoots not one but perhaps three loads. It’s difficult to be certain, as the cum shots are looped. I’m not certain that some of the action wasn’t looped also as I kept getting a feeling of déjà vu. That and some slow-mo only diminished the heat rather than enhancing it. Nevertheless, watching these two make the beast with two backs was an uplifting experience.

Jason Ridge and Mark Blake want to join the fraternity. They seem a bit taken aback when Eric and Anthony tell them that for their hazing they must suck one another’s cocks. Jason doesn’t have an opportunity to show his superior acting skill, but his superb cocksucking skill is very much on display here. Mark was not overly interesting in his baggy clothes; naked this young stud is luscious. Their scene takes place by a creek. Both are completely nude. Jason’s sucking—as good as it is—goes on for much too long though Jason sports a stiffy throughout. I think looping is occurring again. When Mark sucks Jason, it’s a treat to see this young beauty with a cock in his mouth. These boys were only told to suck cock, but they go much further when Mark administers a standing fuck to the slightly older Jason. To get more comfortable, Jason lies on the ground and lifts his legs for the fucking to continue. Sitting side by side on a stone bench they stroke their dicks to some spectacular spendings. Jason delivers a creamy load while Mark sends his flying straight up in the air to hit his neck. Five more high-flying volleys follow. With propulsion like that, this kid should work for NASA.

There is a pleasant interlude with frat member Justin Wells on a balcony that overlooks a pond of goldfish. He is joined by Eric who sends him to open the gate for another pledge. Johnny Cage, the new pledge, is sent across the wet grass to another building to wait for his summons. As he waits he starts turning himself on and we get a nice look at his ass. Justin enters—the room, not the ass; but I have a feeling he will enter that before long. Johnny is taken to the main house. When next we see him he is naked on his knees sucking equally naked Justin and Eric. Justin leans over to lick Eric’s neck with his pierced tongue and they share a kiss. Just as I suspected, Justin enters Johnny’s ass and Johnny continues to suck Eric. It’s share and share alike for the brothers in this fraternity, so they turn Johnny around and swap ends. (Where do I go to pledge this fraternity?) But even though these guys are beautiful, the same action goes on much too long as it did in the other scenes. Finally, Johnny lies back on the floor for Eric to continue to pummel his ass. Justin squats over Johnny to feed him dick. Eric pulls out for a breather and we get a good view of Johnny’s gaping hole, twitching in anticipation of Eric’s re-entry. The brothers switch ends again for Justin to get his chance at Johnny in this position. It ends with Justin and Eric standing above a recumbent Johnny, dropping their loads on him.

Alone in the house, it’s Anthony’s turn to open the gate for two new pledges: Lorenzo Vargas and Buck McCall. When he explains the hazing ritual to them they are very interested in joining. Anthony leads them into a living room and has them strip. As they show off their butts—Buck’s makes my mouth water—Anthony strips and joins them at the fireplace. He eats Lorenzo’s ass and then moves on to the more enticing Buck’s. He sucks Buck’s cock for a bit and then goes back to rimming Lorenzo. Buck fucks Anthony while he is eating Lorenzo’s ass. Anthony cums as his prostate is being pounded. The pledges cum on Anthony. I expect they are accepted into the fraternity.

The films ends here, and that’s a pity. We needed a far more exciting climax. All the guys getting together to celebrate and having an orgy would have been the thing. As it is we are left somewhat disappointed.

An amazing assortment of sensational guys have been assembled for this film. It should have been better as a result. But the action is too drawn out, and the feeling is that it is too staged. Properly done it could have blown the tip of your dick off. The music really sucks! For the first two scenes it is a single guitar playing the same thing over and over. For the last two there are more instruments, including what sounds like (shudder) a harmonica. Music was added to porn films when they had no audible sound track. Now the use of music is not required. Nothing is more musical that the sounds of sex. I wish more producers were content with that. Still, these hot guys make the film well worth watching. I recommend it