Can't be Roots: XXX Parody Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  10/15/2016

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film available for streaming and download at gamelink.com. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Before watching this film, "Can't Be Roots XXX" (2011) from Evasive Angles and director TT Boy, I wasn't fully sure whether reviewing it would be such a great idea. It appears, as well, that I'm not the only reviewer who felt this way, as no one has written anything up (at least in terms of the reviews logged at www.iafd.com) in the ensuing five years since its release. Obviously, this production deals with a touchy subject--slavery in the American south--and it likewise parodies a revered movie on the topic that most people of my generation (say late-30's, early-40's) have likely viewed. It's tricky territory, to say the least. Still, the world of pornography is one of the few where "political correctness" isn't adhered to as rigorously as it is in "real life", and I figured that I'd give this one a look. I will note that, in so doing, I've largely detached myself from the societal gravity of its subject matter...for better or for worse...and I'm looking at it as a fictional porno, not to be taken overly seriously. From that narrowed perspective, I can say that this isn't a bad film...it's actually fairly decent (...for lower-end adult fare). Fortunately, the male masters are viewed as dopey and idiotic, while the slaves themselves are the ones making fools of them...and, of course, banging their women. The ladies lust for the BBC, and the slaves are more than happy to give it to them...constantly. As such, in many respects, this release is more of a cuckold film with an edgy theme than it is anything else, with weak husbands and fathers losing their wives and daughters to superior...and bigger-dicked...males. The sex is generally fairly hot, and the setups--although clearly non-PC--frame it well. There are some anachronisms that abound and more attention could have been paid to detail. There also isn't much relation to "Roots" itself, either, other than the general slavery theme and the time period. The entire affair simply centers around a single "plantation" and a single, slave-holding family. That's about it. While this production certainly won't be for everyone, it does have its wankable moments, and it would be unfair to arbitrarily give it a lower rating simply due to its theme. As such, for the right crowd, it might be worth a look...3 stars.

In terms of the sex, Scene One finds one of the master's daughters, the curvy Nikki Stone, showing off her bountiful backside as a means of coaxing one of the slave's, "Toby"'s, hefty cocks out of his pants and into her mouth and pussy. The sweaty romp that ensues takes place in the stables and is fairly hot (oral, vaginal ; bomb-dropping cum-shot on her chest and breasts). In Scene Two, another of the big-dicked slaves catches the master's hot-to-trot wife, Dee Siren, masturbating outside of the stables. Of course, she's more than happy to see him and immediately spreads her legs for some IR lovin' (oral, vaginal, squirting ; facial). Scene Three has another daughter, Haley Sweet, ask a female slave, Sierra Savage, if she will share her well-endowed husband with her. That's certainly not a problem, and the trio fucks it out in sweaty style upon the back of an old time carriage (oral--both, vaginal--both ; facial for Sweet with oral clean-up by Savage). In Scene Four, yet another of the master's daughters, Natalie Beck, hauls one of the slaves who pounded out mommy earlier into the stables for a go. Despite his initial hesitation, he gets into it (...and her...) quickly [oral, vaginal ; facial / swallow(?)]. Scene Five is a quickie that plays out during the credits as the cast--mother, daughter, and slaves--cavort nude in the back of a wagon in the barn...all as the master and his dopey brother are locked up and forced to watch. Nikki Stone takes a brief dicking here...and then it's a wrap.