Can a Brotha Get a Squirt Review
Exquisite
Studio: Exquisite
Category: Interracial , Squirting
Directed by: Yani Z
Starring: Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Flower Tucci, Kelly Wells, Heather Zatch
Released on: 6/4/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/29/2006
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Can a brotha get a towel? |
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   2006, 2 hours and 10 minutes Exquisite Pleasures Directed by Yani Z Starring Missy Monroe, Kelly F’N Wells, Flower Tucci, Angela Stone & Heather Zatch  | |||||
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| With the exception of Heather Zatch, who I’ve only seen once before, this is a pretty awesome cast of proven squirting talent. Missy Monroe, Kelly Wells (who I have never seen squirt but it’ll be fun to see her try), Flower Tucci and Angela Stone. And all these girls do IR. I haven’t seen too many interracial squirting vids on shelves lately, so EXP is likely to fill a certain void for some consumers with this title. | |||||
| Scene One: Missy Monroe with Sledge Hammer - “Fuck this pussy with that big black dick!” | |||||
 We all know Missy Monroe already. A blonde all-natural, soft-bodied, trailer-trash whore whose hanging and meaty pussy lips have a penchant for spewing when she climaxes, Missy also already knows her partner today. She and Sledge Hammer have a richly satisfying on-screen history together (Hustler’s Barely Legal Boot Camp, Acid Rain’s Bang My White Ass and Mayhem’s Chocolate Cream Pies) so this should be explosive. At the very least, expulsive. The two hungrily explore each other’s bodies when they meet; Missy gnawing at Sledge’s boxers and Sledge nibbling on Missy’s box, simultaneously plunging his fingers deep inside her snatch as he dines. Monroe, with her fire engine red satin panties pulled to one side, rocks her pussy back and forth on his finger tips and circularly rubs her clit with a free hand until she gushes. Squirting makes Missy thirsty – for cock, that is so she goes down full-bore on Sledge Hammer’s pipe until he parts her legs and spreads her wide for a missionary drilling on a sofa. ”Oh my God, fuck that pussy, fuck it. Oh fuck, that’s good. Fuck!” Hammer’s inside of her all of twenty seconds before she springs a leak and when he lifts her up for some standing cowgirl, he pounds her until she’s literally flowing like Niagra Falls, clear liquid showering his cock, balls and down the insides of his legs. They quickly move to reverse cowgirl and Missy, her floppy fun bags bouncing about wildly, pops like a champagne cork again, but this time she goes down to taste her juices before sinking his dick back into her cavernous pussy hole in the same position. Less than twenty seconds later and she’s doused the camera lens two more times. She gets off quite a few more times in reverse before swiftly spinning around to ride Sledge cowgirl and then down onto her knees doggie. Hammer works her gash from behind and leaves Missy’s messy orifice leaking like a busted pipe. He then takes her down to the floor for more mish and spoon. Monroe, meanwhile, is in a bad way. But in a good way. Her body language indicates that she can barely tolerate another orgasm but yet she asks (and receives) more and more, one after the other until Sledg finally gets his – right into Missy’s open, smiling mouth. | |||||
| Scene Two: Kelly Wells with Tone Capone - ”Come on! Get that cock up my ass!” | |||||
 I don’t know why Kelly Wells isn’t locked up in some mental institution somewhere by now. Anyone can show a tape or DVD of her performances as proof that the girl is certifiably nuts. Only a tad more well-built, performance-wise, she’s the closest thing to a Debi Diamond this generation is likely to ever get. What crazy things have I seen Kelly Wells do? Well, a more appropriate question would probably be, what haven’t I seen Kelly Wells do and for that, I still don’t have an answer. Outside, Wells curls her index finger and beckons viewers indoors where she finds Tone Capone sitting alone in the kitchen. She wriggles and writhes on his lap before turning to face him and giving him a blowjob I swear will be the end of her by the gurgling sounds she’s making. I thought for sure there would be a sudden discharge of saliva and then her death rattle. Hell, she’d probably love to go out that way but not now, not today. ”Come on, fuck the shit outta that pussy!” she goads Tone as he rams her from behind doggie, first on the kitchen floor and then standing as Kelly leans over a dining room chair, her head lying on the glass table top. Tone gets his cock deepthroated nicely by Kelly before she rides him reverse cowgirl on the black and white checkered tile of the floor beneath them. Wells slaps her own tits, slaps her pussy…she’s one second away from simply smacking herself she’s riding Capone so exquisitely. Lying back in a chair with Tone’s dick in her mouth, Kelly lets him reach down and finger her to a squirting orgasm before coming ‘round and putting in some more work mish. So far, Kelly’s been unsuccessful at squirting during actual intercourse but when she fingers herself, she splatters the screen with her orgasmic wetness. Standing doggie over the kitchen sink follows, Kelly’s demonic fuck face displayed in its full regalia: her eyes roll way back into her skull and her mouth twists into her trademark teeth-gnashing grimace. Doggie (or her proximity to the sink) seems to do the trick as suddenly Wells starts pouring a steady stream of fluid from between her legs almost non-stop, almost as if her own plumbing experienced some sort of internal malfunction. Her hungry pussy (and scene objective) satisfied, Capone plugs his prick into Wells’ ass doggie, mish and reverse cowgirl. That’s enough to make Capone empty his sack into Kelly’s eager mouth. She gargles the spunk and swallows. | |||||
| Scene Three: Flower Tucci with J. Muntee - "Oh fuck yeah...you're gonna make me fuckin' cum!" | |||||
 There’s somebody black somewhere in Flower Tucci’s family tree, I’m certain of it. You simply do not get an ass, hips and thighs like that without a least a little “color” in your gene pool. I suggest she do some research because if she believes her entire lineage is Anglo, someone’s been lying to our little Flower. From the waist down, Flower’s got some Nubian in her. And if she doesn’t, she will in just a minute. Putting an ass like that in front of J. Muntee is just asking for trouble. With Flower on all fours on a bed, head down, ass up, where do you think the first place he puts his entire bald head is? That’s right – dead in her ass. He even sucks her toes. But it’s between her jiggling butt cheeks that he finds his own personal nirvana. Flower turns to face Muntee to blow him and as she does, he reaches behind her and manipulates her pussy until she’s shooting squirt like a Roman candle shoots sparks. When she hops up on his lap to ride Muntee cowgirl, the screen is simply filled with Flower’s ass. She cums all over his cock, soaking everything in her circumference. Muntee hoists her up into standing cowgirl for a short before lying her down and burying his boner in her bush missionary. When she squirts, J goes down to get a taste and then swaps spit with Flower in a kiss. Done with her pussy, Muntee switches up and directs his dick a little further south. Flower, of course, doesn’t mind one bit. Hell, I’d say she prefers it. She closes her legs together and pulls her knees into her chest, giving Muntee the perfect, big, round and heart-shaped target he desires. I don’t know if it’s sweat or squirt but about five minutes into any scene with Flower, it always looks like she just climbed out of the pool; she’s damp from head to toe. Tucci’s tushy looks even more amazing in doggie, where she rocks back to meet Muntee’s strokes as he rails her rectum. She can barely contain her gluttonous glee in reverse cowgirl anal, stroking her own clit and beating it with J’s cock until she spews across the room and soils the lens. One more round of intensely personal and selfish vaginal mish precedes Flower jerking J. Muntee off all over her face. | |||||
| Scene Four: Heather Zatch with Brian Pumper - ”Don’t stop fucking me! Put your dick in my ass!” | |||||
 Brian Pumper came dressed for war. Black combat boots, urban fatigues. But nice guy that he is, he greets Heather Zatch (MILF POV 2) with a handshake. He pulls Heather’s flimsy chemise down around her shoulders and sucks her nipples before asking her to show him her pussy. She lies back and throws her legs skyward, pulling her panties to the side and begins to finger herself. Zatch pulls her white cotton panties to the side, spreads her pink open wide and Pumper dives right in, dick first, fuck head. He’s going to get right to screwing. They go from mish to spoon to reverse cowgirl so fast, you’ll hardly have time to catch your breath before Brian is in Heather’s asshole doggie, her denim skirt pulled up over her ass. Heather’s either really digging it or having an asthma attack, I can’t really tell. Missionary and spoon anal are next, followed by reverse cowgirl and cowgirl anal. I almost forgot Zatch should be squirting here some time soon if she belongs in this movie instead of just getting humped and sounding like she’s trying to pass a gall stone. And almost as if on cue, as Pumper fucks her silly doggie anal he pulls out and Zatch rains all over the comforter of the bed they’re boning on. Twice. Finally. Brian Pumper apparently becomes hard of hearing because when Heather barks ”Put your dick back in my ass” because he puts his dick smack dab right in her pussy first before she asks again and then he complies. Then he doesn’t. Then he does again, if you catch my drift. I can see why he might avoid her ass: the lube dripping out doesn’t look too appealing. Pumper supposedly busts a nut in Zatch’s ass but when he spreads her cheeks and shows off her gaping hole and tells her to push, nothing comes out. Oh, well. Another phantom cumshot eaten by a starving asshole. | |||||
| Scene Five: Angela Stone with Tyler Knight - ”Stick that big black cock up my ass!” | |||||
 Peculiar, I think, that when people talk about prolific squirters, Angela Stone, for as well as she does it and as long as she’s been at it, is rarely mentioned. When it comes to long-distance ejaculation she’s about as reliable as they cum and methinks Tyler Knight is just about due to find that out. He approaches an already topless Angela from behind and diddles her pussy briefly before she turns around and drops to her knees to give him head. Knight pulls her hair back from obscuring our view and then shoves her head down on his prick. Tyler takes his time getting Angela out of her panties, peppering her ass with light slaps and kisses before finally allowing her to nestle back onto his cock reverse cowgirl anal straight away. And Stone reacts as if she’s never found a more comfortable place to sit. In and out of her asshole he pounds as Angela smacks at her clit until she fires her first of many streams across the hardwood floor, soaking Tyler’s lap, the sofa beneath them and the floor in front of them completely for about 10-12 feet. She dismounts to suck Knight’s tool ass-to-mouth, savoring the taste of her ass and squirt juices intermingling on the tip of her tongue and Tyler’s tool before climbing back onboard reverse cowgirl anal again. A short duration in mish follows before they move almost immediately to spoon. It’s here that Angela forcefully expels another gusher, arcing her spray across the room yet again onto the slick floor. Having had his fill of her ass, Knight slips inside Stone’s well-lubed snatch reverse cowgirl and fucks another liter of liquid out of her before banging her cowgirl. Tyler stands and slams Angela’s pussy flying cowgirl before lying her back and eating her pussy until she squirts again. As she screams out another stream, Tyler begins to screw her missionary on the sofa. It is from here that he lays a meager strip of semen out onto Angela’s tongue. She swallows it down and licks her finger clean. Overall: I can’t say this one disappointed. Even Heather Zatch’s scene was hot in its own way. Missy and Flower delivered just what you’d expect, as did Angela and Kelly fucks so much like a beast, you can almost forgive her lack of frequent squirting. She turned in one of the most intense outings of the vid next to Flower and J. Muntee’s “let’s-eat-each-other-alive” romp. EXP has another interracial treat on their hands and not a bad choice for rental if you’re in the mood for black guys and female ejaculation. Special Features:
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