Cameltoe Perversions 2 (Smash Pictures) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/20/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 110 min.

Production Date: 8 / 4, 5, 10, 16, 18 / 2004

Director: Dick

Cast: Lauren Phoenix, Nikki Loren, Avena Lee, Marie Luv, Jezebelle Bond, Brandon Iron, Steve Taylor, Rick Masters, Sascha

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I was really impressed with the original Camel Toe Perversions. I can’t help but go into this one with high expectations, especially with Lauren Phoenix leading the cast!

Initial Reaction: It falters in a couple of the scenes, but is still a lot of fun.

Who Should Watch It : Couples and anybody wanting hot sex and a fun feel

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nasty or degrading sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced for the most part, but it does falter a little in a couple places. The video is also nicely done. It’s normally nicely lit but there are a couple shadows. There’s also just a hint of grain. Finally, there’s a little camera movement that shows a fair amount of handheld shots as well as a glimpse of the cameraman.

Music: None

Disc Complaints: As has happened so often in the past, there’s no time stamp for the movie. This makes jumping to any point in the movie impossible, and also means that in some players that let you restart a movie right where you stopped it, you have to start at the beginning of the chapter you were on. Luckily Smash has included a ton of chapters here and from seeing more recent releases, this seems like it might be a thing of the past.

Menus: The menus are nicely done. The main menu is fairly simple, but does a good job working around the cover. The chapter menu is where the menus really shine, however. You’re given a clip from each scene and the name of the girl in each scene. After you select a scene, you’re taken to a secondary menu that lets you choose what part of the scene you want to go to from the tease through each position and right into the cumshot.

The Feature

Camel Toe Perversions 2 continues the series that kicked off one of the recent string of fetish releases. That’s right Florida Voters, it’s camel toes, where the girl pulls up her panties to make it look like a camel’s toe in front. Each scene starts out with a humorous opening which somehow brings in camel toes, and the action quickly progresses after that.

Scene 1 - Lauren Phoenix and Rick Masters

Rick rides in on his bike to take advantage of Lauren’s Camel Toe Car Wash. She works over Rick’s bike, as well as herself, with her soapy sponge and the hose before Rick gets out of the chair he was watching from as he succumbs to the allure of Lauren’s plump posterior. He grabs and spanks it before letting his mouth journey around her great natural body. Lauren guides Rick to the couch inside where he continues to munch on her muff before trading places with him so that his cock can explore her throat. As soon as he’s ready, Lauren moves up to bounce on his bone reverse cowgirl style and then turns around so he can fuck her ass doggie style. She sucks it clean before letting Rick spoon her ass and spear it missionary style. She even rolls back for a little anal pile driving. Not surprisingly, Lauren takes plenty of tastes of her ass as well as a slightly below average facial from Rick.

This is a pretty hot scene. I was a little disappointed with the start, which didn’t really seem to pay much attention to the camel toes. Once the action moved inside, however, the sex took over and Lauren did her usual fantastic job fucking and sucking while offering up all her holes to Rick. This is a hot scene which is only held back by the lack of a good camel toe tease at the start.

Scene 2 - Nikki Loren and Brandon Iron

Brandon starts out the second scene as The Cameltoe Hunter, complete with an Aussie accent and a big straw hat. While scouring the wilderness of the San Fernando Valley, he stumbles upon beautiful dark haired Nikki on her back patio diddling herself and showing off a little camel toe. He thinks about shooting it with his BB gun, but instead decides to bear wrestle it and examine the camel toe up close. He eats Nikki through her panties, and as she straddles his face Nikki plays with Brandon’s cock through his shorts. She leads him inside where Brandon admires her fantastic meaty ass and lets her suck his cock. Nikki lays back for a little missionary at the start so Brandon can admire her feet. They mix in a little oral for each of them before Brandon fucks Nikki from behind and pile drives her pussy. They finish things up with a bit of missionary bvefore Brandon gives Nikki a nice creamy facial.

This is a great scene! Brandon does a great job starting out the scene with plenty of humor, while Nikki is such a sexpot that she had my cock standing at attention more than Lauren did before the sex started. They keep things moving along well with a realistic energy level and plenty of smiles, and makes this an all around fun and enjoyable scene. This is a very hot scene, and easily my favorite in the movie.

Scene 3 - Aveena Lee and Steve Taylor

Nice looking and dark haired Avena starts things out helping Steve out with his golf game by letting him put for her camel toe and her ass. She even takes a couple of his balls in her mouth before he finally comes over to get his pudder sucked. Avens gives Steve plenty of eyes and a fair amount of stroking as she works him over, and even brings his golf balls back in to help him out. Steve rewards her with a tongue for her pucker and a finger for her pussy before fucking her from behind as Avena cries out for more. They keep things going through cowgirl and missionary before going back to Steve giving it to Avena from behind. Finally, Avena has Steve cum all over her face while giving him an open mouth and demanding eyes.

Steve and Avena turn in a hot scene here. Avena gives some great vocals and gives a few nice smiles for the camera as she takes on Steve. I love Avena’s facial expressions and her little winks and smiles at the camera, although I can see some of the playing to the camera turning some people off. She really seems to be into the fucking Steve gives her, and they move things along nicely with a great balance of camera angles. This is yet another very nicely done scene.

Scene 4 - Marie Luv and Rick Masters

Marie starts things out talking about how she loves her camel toe and shows it off for the camera a little while diddling herself. She’s interrupted by Rick, who’s answering the ad he found in the paper about two camel toes that were available. Marie knows she might not be able to give him the exact camel toe he’s looking for, but does have one she offers him. She lets him stoop down to examine in and then attacks him orally as he sits back on her couch. Marie takes her turn on the couch next, and lets Rick fuck her bald beaver missionary style before he spoons her and she rides him cowgirl style. They finish things up with a bit of doggie fucking before Rick decorates Marie’s face with an extremely impressive ball blast.

This is a pretty good scene. Marie and Rick seem to have nice chemistry and keep things moving nicely, but for some reason this scene just didn’t work as well for me as the others. I really don’t know why since Marie is definitely an attractive girl and the camera didn’t focus on Rick, who I don’t think of as being close to an attractive guy. Marie looks like she’s enjoying herself and does a great job of handling the facial. This seems like a good scene, but for some reason I just couldn’t get into it too well.

Scene 5 - Jezebelle Bond and Sascha

Dark haired Jezebelle, who’s exotic mix of tattoos and piercings works for me much more than it normally does, starts things out diddling herself on the couch while waiting for Sascha to arrive. He kisses her and works four fingers into her twat to warm her up before letting her mouth his manhood. Jezebelle takes her first fuck reverse cowgirl style before hopping off and giving Sascha a little more knob gobbling. She lays back for a little missionary work before Sascha blasts his nutty goodness from the tattoo just below her belly button all the way up to Jezebelle’s neck. He goes back to fuck her more and Jezebelle turns him down when he wipes up some of his jizz to offer her with his fingers. Jezebelle also lets Sascha fuck her from behind before she rides him cowgirl style to show off her very nice ass. They finish things up with some pussy pile driving before Jezebelle takes the facial finish. She plays with the cum a little at the end and works in one last glimpse of her camel toe before waving goodbye to the camera.

This was an above average scene, and I’ll admit that I might have gone into it with expectations a bit high. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Jezebelle take on a guy, and she’s impressed me so much in the past that I was really looking forward to this scene. She does a good job and looks like she’s enjoying herself, but comes off as cumshy when she refuses so much as a taste of it off Sascha’s fingers. Jezebelle lost me pretty good when she did this since it makes her look like she isn’t really into the sex all the way. I was shocked when she took the facial finish after turning down a taste earlier, and thought it came off as too little too late after her earlier refusal despite giving the scene a great ending. This ends up as an above average scene, and possibly my least favorite in the movie.

Camel Toe Perversions 2 is a hot and fun porno. It does a nice job of varying the openings with fun little stories that work in a nice camel toe tease. The sex is very couples friendly, but at the same time is never so tame that it should bore people unless they absolutely positively have to have the nastiest sex out there (in which case they should be checking out Smash’s Shitty Shitty Bang Bang). Nikki Loren easily took the top honor from me, although Lauren Phoenix and Avena Lee also did a great job in their scenes. Marie Luv and Jezebelle Bond’s scenes didn’t work quite as well for me, although they weren’t my biggest problem with the movie. My biggest problem with the movie was the minute long overview at the start of each scene. It sucked big time for me by giving away way too much of the scene and seeming like they went on forever. They also annoyed me by being on the same chapter as the scene setup so you couldn’t skip by them to get to the actual start of the scene. Although Camel Toe Perversions 2 faltered a little for me at times, I still had a lot of fun with it and think that its strengths far outweigh its weaknesses.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Camel Toe Perversions, Easy Prey, Legal Skin 16, My Playtoy 3, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, and White Wife Black Cock 3. The slide show lasts almost five and a half minutes with roughly eight seconds per very nice looking framed photo or snapshot. There’s also weblinks, a bonus scene, and a behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts twenty minutes. It nicely mixes a bit of fooling around between the scenes, outtakes, and the sex being shot for each of the girls. Nikki and Brandon are the most fun here, while Lauren has the most footage on the little things that you might not think of shooting a scene. It’s a very nice glimpse at the making of the movie, and a lot of fun as well.

Bonus Scene - Crystal Ray and Dave Hardman

Crystal and Dave’s scene comes from Shitty Shitty Bang Bang. Crystal stops walking down the street wearing only a pair of gold short shorts and bra with a pair of black fuck-me boots to enjoy a smoke. She moves on to let Skeeter show her off and warm her up with his special buttplug before he brings in Dave Hardman to take care of her. Crystal warms Dave up with her throat before he turns her around and starts fucking her pussy. Dave goes back to fucking Crystal’s face while she grabs her heels before letting her ride him cowgirl style with each of her holes. She also turns around for a bit of reverse cowgirl and doggie style anal while taking every taste of her ass that Dave will give her. Finally, Crystal finishes things up with a facial that she swallows down almost completely.

This is an extremely hot scene. Crystal has a fantastic body and doesn’t shy away from the anal in the least. I haven’t seen much of Crystal, so I wasn’t looking forward to this scene as much as many others, but it’s easy to see why anal fans have been watching her. She puts out a great energetic scene here, and makes it all look easy. My only complaint here is that the camera work seemed a bit limited. Crystal makes up for the camera’s lacking, and makes this a winner of a scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, cameltoes, anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, feet, rimming (male > female), and interracial

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. Once again Smash delivers a DVD that’s well worth the money. The sex has some nice variety and heat while sticking with a couples feel. The technical aspects are nicely done, and there’s some very nice effort put into the extras. This is a very nice DVD.

Note to Smash Pictures: I really hope you keep this series coming!

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