Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman Review

Finale with Gracie Glam is Unbelievably Hot!

I went looking for a ‘big butt’ movie and this is what I found. I had seen Alexis Texas before and loved her. And Gracie Glam is one of my favorites.

I absolutely adore anything with two-or-more girls. This movie has a girl-girl opening sequence, a two-girl threesome, an all-girl threesome, and a g/g/g/b foursome – so I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

I had just seen Kristina Rose in another flick, so I knew that she has a gorgeous ass. But there’s a whole lot more to like in this release than just that!

The movie uses a clever boxing theme early on with very catchy music. It has a fun aerobic workout-like sequence later in the film that was also equally cute. In it, the babes literally rape each other to orgasm with big-headed Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators which I thought was very spicy. Can a girl really be brought against her will by forcibly spreading her legs and applying soothing vibrations to her clit? Hey, I’ll have to try it and find out for myself!

The three-girl foursome in the finale is just tremendous. The female director, Mason, cheats the action towards the girls – and the sex they perpetrate on each other, along with the guy’s assistance – is some of the best I’ve ever seen.

The most outrageous feature of this entire flick, however, is Kristina Rose herself – who experiences an almost life-changing event – anytime something is thrusted up inside her cunt – be it toy or human dick. At least she’s consistent. In this film it’s almost as though sex of any kind – is an athletic event, like wrestling – where the girls try to outdo each other to prove who likes it more.

In that sense, this movie is way over-the-top. So if you’re looking for a quiet, romantic episode to share with your favorite girlfriend, this video probably isn’t it.

But if you’re eager for something earth-shattering to watch on Saturday night – right before you pound your babe for all she’s worth – then this might fit the bill quite nicely.

Just grab your hats! Here is some of the raucous action you can expect to enjoy:

Alexis Texas & Kristina Rose

The girls train by jogging by the freeway and the LA River. From the front, they have very pretty legs and inviting thighs.

When indoors, they work out with weights and do squats to show off their gorgeous glutes. The camera does some really close-in upskirt work, and the definition of their labia are easily seen through their shorts. Cool. The somewhat antiquated term -- ‘camel toe’ -- comes fairly quickly to mind.

Alexis Texas, with her streaming blonde hair, is beautiful from almost every angle; especially her backside which is world famous. And Kristina is no slouch in this department as well.

How Alexis manages to keep her chin and jawline so delicate is a beauty secret I’d pay dearly to have. She has shapely hips; and the flatness of her belly and the deeply angled ‘v’ of her pussy draws one’s eyes like a magnet.

Kristina has flawless skin and a cute navel that beckon our attention. Her clean-shaven twat is clearly visible through her wet, skin-tight britches. She has the smooth tummy and curvy breasts of a very young girl – but the shapely ass of a much more mature young woman – which has the magical effect of directing our eyes downward, below her waist, to her juicy pussy and anus when she’s naked. Sweet.

The ‘Rocky-esque’ music of the pre-fight match up is catchy. But I’d like it a whole lot better if they had laid it down with a little less distortion, especially in the bass.

The challenge goes outdoors where the girls have a contest shaking butts – which is made even sexier by the extreme brevity of the girls’ string bikinis. Alexis dances to show off tantalizing views of her front and rear. The jiggling of her ass and thighs is almost hypnotic – and I’m reminded of the undulating rock formations of the arid Southwest.

Kristina does her jiggling while squatting next to the pool. It’s almost as though her haunches are motorized and designed to agitate in circles around her hips – which causes one (like yours truly) to have undeniable urges to stick one’s face underneath.

The girls at last meet up face-to-face and start kissing and running their hands over each other’s – butts. Where else? Alexis unties Kristina’s bottom with her teeth – to give us an uninhibited view of Kristina’s apple bottom rear, sexy asshole and slit. Nice.

The girls go back to smooching, and Kristina reaches behind to untie Alexis’ top. Both babes bare breasts, lick ‘em – and then stare passionately into each other’s eyes. Mason then squirts oil to lube up their rears – which take their asses into a whole ‘nother dimension of sexiness. Wow.

The girls do a – butt-to-butt ass-thumping booty-shakin’ bump-‘n-grind which would be great to stick one’s dick in amongst – if I had one! I was looking for a ‘big butt’ video – and from this intro – I’m already getting more than my money’s worth. We soon find both girls totally naked and fingering each other’s pussies -- and whispering sweet nothings and necking -- when the music finally dies down. And the movie has barely just begun.

Kristina rubs Alexis’ twat as though she were sanding some unfinished furniture. It’s been a while since I’ve seen Alexis on screen, but her tasty legs-open view quickly reminds me why she’s so popular. What I wouldn’t give to eat her pussy myself.

The girls fuck each other with clear plastic dildos while licking each other’s clits. Her darker labia reveals that Alexis isn’t a true blonde. But the shaded coloring next to her scalp would’ve already told you that.

Alexis babbles to Kristina how she loves to have her pussy physically abused. Kristina screams in solidarity when Alexis mistreats her genitals likewise – which quickly becomes their preferred way of interacting in this wonderfully expressive film.

The girls then take their naked bodies indoors to hook up with their man and his already rigid penis. Good boy. Alexis blows him first. But no matter how they suck or fuck him, their beautiful asses are always facing towards the camera. How clever.

Alexis gives him fellatio on her knees. Kristina sits on his face and later rides him cowgirl keeping her pretty ass pointed our way. When its Alexis’ turn to ride, Kristina thumbs her asshole while also licking his balls.

Kristina later eats Alexis’ pussy and finger fucks her rear. As thanks, Alexis starts to violently choke Kristina’s throat which sends massive amounts of blood rushing to Kristina’s pretty face. Kristina whimpers like a little girl, but her screams become even more blood-curdling when their dude sadistically fucks her from behind.

Those of you who have ‘daddy’ fantasies of screwing your own step-daughter involuntarily might like this portion a lot. Sickos. But it gets even worse.

Alexis and Kristina continue to role play like a nasty mother-and-daughter who happen to appear as though they’re only a few years apart in age. Now that’s my kind of MILF.

Kristina then crawls atop Alexis and plays the jockey while Alexis plays the horse. Their dude fucks them both doggy from the rear, and both girls yell how much they want to drink his cum. But luckily he’s not yet ready.

The girls break from their man and go back to the sofa to eat each other’s twats. Alexis finger fucks her own pussy so unmercifully, I thought she was trying to rip her own orifice to give herself a Caesarian. Really.

Their gent then takes turns fucking both bitches missionary; as they slap and choke – and tell one another – how bad of a girl they’ve been. It’s all designed to put on a show for the guy who is encouraged to screw his babe du jour as wildly and abusively as possible.

When their dude finally comes, the girls press their faces together and stick out their tongues like baby birds awaiting their daily feeding. Kristina plays with her food by rubbing it around her face and licking it off her fingers. Alexis simply swallows hers. But the girls still aren’t done.

As an encore, Alexis then gives Kristina a hearty double-fisting -- by jamming her praying hands simultaneously into Kristina’s expanding twat – and Kristina does the same to Alexis shortly thereafter which brings both women to orgasm.

In retrospect, I really liked how Mason, the director, allowed the scene to continue even after their dude ejaculates -- since this is exactly what I do with my girlfriend, in a threesome, after my guy has conked himself out. One must always try to be a good hostess. Very cool.

Alexis, Kristina & Asa Akira

In between scenes, Alexis and Kristina are shown riding around in the backseat of a car – while eating the most unhealthy of foods, like gooey nachos – which is like adding insult-to-injury for us normal women who must battle our weight every day. Damn them.

I guess the message is, “fucking keeps you skinny.”

There’s also some fun behind-the-scenes footage from 2008 – showing Alexis holding a cigarette lighter in her butt; of Kristina grasping a candlestick; and then of Alexis emptying an entire bottle of water – by squeezing it between the gorgeous cheeks of her ass. Wow. I guess they don’t call her ‘Buttwoman’ for nothin’.

The next scene with Asa Akira continues the musical fun, this time an aerobics themed number with Alexis and Kristina wearing matching hot pink and turquoise workout clothes – where they look as though they switched tops and bottoms with each other for greater symmetry. The camera spends a lot of time centered on you-know-where – the girls’ butts, yeah.

The babes do some squats, and the nose of the camera lens is right up in the girls’ pretty cracks. Wearing a mirror on your shoe will never get you a view like this.

Asa goes traipsing down the street wearing a black leotard but walking like a hooker. The ‘Gower’ street sign outside tells us that we’re all in Hollywood. She does that sexy crossover step as though she were trying to hold a pencil up her twat.

Kristina dances like she’s having sex with herself; Alexis shimmies like a white girl – with a really large butt – which isn’t bad. I wouldn’t mind seeing Kristina out there at half-time during a Laker game. I thought this was Kristina’s cutest footage – even though she isn’t even naked. Maybe a ‘Slutwoman’ workout video – how about it, Mason?

The girls have their eye makeup on especially heavy, and even their false eye lashes are extra long. Where do they get those things? I call ‘em ‘caterpillars.’ How about a beauty book? ‘How to do your eyes like a porn star.’ Hey, I’d buy it.

Asa invades the other girls’ space and sets herself up on the other side of the room. She does some stretching and warm up exercises which displays her sexy butt. Alexis and Kristina can’t help but notice her. There’s a confrontation – but everything’s ok when Asa shows off her bag of toys. The choreography and music in this opening set was wonderful.

Alexis sits on a cone-shaped vibrator and the girls begin to kiss. Kristina peels open Alexis’ top while Asa squirts out of her clothes and is suddenly completely naked. Asa’s nipples are as pointy as the vibrator – as she gets in on the action between Alexis and Kristina.

Alexis opens her legs and Asa is the first to eat her. Kristina takes a color-coordinated turquoise model up her cunt as Alexis jams it home. Kristina is soon yelling and carrying on as if she’s never been fucked before. Kristina then puts several fingers into Asa’s pussy and asshole, and Asa yells as though she’s a Kristina protégé. What a slut.

Asa quiets down when Kristina rolls her face underneath Asa’s pussy to eat her. Alexis looks great on all fours as Asa jams a rabbit model – doggy from the rear into Alexis’ twat – which shows off Alexis’ gorgeous ass.

Asa then licks Alexis’ pussy from the rear – and Kristina helps her by shoving on the back of Asa’s head to jam her face up Alexis’ ass crack, suffocating her. What a way to go.

Asa spreads her legs in a ‘v’ face down and rides a purple rabbit model – while Alexis stands above her and looks like she’s going to pee – as she forces her open snatch down against Asa’s pretty face.

Asa fucks the vibrator hanging out of her pussy better than any cock, and the camera gets in closer as she buries her tongue deeper into Alexis’ beautiful cunt. How lucky.

Alexis starts to choke Asa – as Kristina does the same to Alexis, how redundant. Alexis then jams two fingers into Asa’s twat like she’s bowling – as she jerks up-and-down on Asa’s pussy like she’s trying to reach her pubic bone from the inside out. For once, Asa’s yelling seems well deserved. But then she quiets down as Alexis kisses her pussy sweetly and romantically.

Now it’s Kristina’s turn to be choked as Alexis pushes her tits into Kristina’s eye sockets to blind her – as Asa uses two fingers to fuck her asshole – which I’m sure Kristina didn’t even notice. Alexis then grabs Kristina’s pussy with four fingers as Asa continues to fuck her ass. Kristina’s yelling gets more intense as Asa adds her tongue to Kristina’s clit. ‘I’m your fucking whore,’ Kristina implores as her yelling echoes off the walls. Asa then switches her fingers to Kristina’s pussy as Alexis drills her ass with a toy. How nasty.

I usually don’t care for toy play or yelling very much, but I really started getting into Kristina’s electric double penetration. It didn’t hurt that both Alexis and Asa administered a good deal of kissing with their fucking, so all of Kristina’s orifices were more than nicely occupied.

In one of my favorite parts, Asa starts to finger fuck Alexis’ anus – as Kristina positions herself underneath in a sixty-nine – to lick on Alexis’ clit. A woman’s sexy ass never looked more inviting than Alexis’ – especially as both of her girlfriends’ fingers and faces take turns exploring her delectable crease.

When the camera moves around to Kristina’s other end, we find Alexis doing her bowling routine again in Kristina’s snatch. But Kristina’s is fisting Alexis deeply in her pussy – so it’s Alexis this time who howls with delight.

For the orgasmic rape scene I mentioned earlier, the girls pin Asa so she’s sitting up against the wall with her knees spread wide. Kristina chokes and kisses her (what a combination) – as Alexis plays the Hitachi Magic Wand vibrator over Asa’s nipples and her cunt. Asa’s gorgeous pussy lips are flowering as Alexis places the big white ball up against her clit.

Alexis and Kristina slap her – and make her beg to be a nasty girl – and Asa’s complaints become more urgent the longer they hold the vibrator up against her pussy. Asa collapses on the floor after she climaxes – but Kristina immediately starts to fuck her vagina from the rear by rubbing her hands together inside of her cunt as though she’s trying to keep her hands warm on a very cold day. Cool.

As good as Asa looked with her legs spread wide, Alexis looks even better as Asa holds the Hitachi up against Alexis’ downy beaver. Alexis is more of a gasper than a yeller, and Kristina rescues her multiple times with kisses. It was really fun watching Alexis and Kristina smooch, not just here, but all throughout the film.

Not to be left out, Kristina also gets a session with the big-headed wand – while Asa pushes a glass dildo up Kristina’s anus and two fingers up her twat – as Alexis once again locks her arm across Kristina’s throat.

Kristina then places her face against the floor – and Alexis holds it there by planting a foot across Kristina’s head – as Asa finger fucks Kristina in the ass. After Kristina climaxes for the umpteenth time, Alexis quiets her down by kissing her lovingly. After all, what are friends for?

The first time I watched this scene, I couldn’t understand all of the yelling. But when I noticed how well the women kept all of their orifices filled – with toys, fingers, fists and tongues – I could only wish that they would then do the same to me! Sigh!

Alexis & Erik Everhard

Alexis shows off her glorious ass by sunning herself on a beautiful balcony overlooking the Hollywood Hills. The tiger-striped bikini she sports gets quickly pushed aside. Mason gets the camera in tight and I fear that I’ll be dreaming of Alexis’ gorgeous ass for many weeks to come. When they say that this is a ‘big butt’ movie, they weren’t kidding, were they?

Alexis goes indoors and is the first to go boy/girl with Erik Everhard. Erik sticks his face up her ass and then eats her twat. She sucks his dick and rubs his hardness about her face. She deep throats him down to his balls and holds it there as long as her lungs will allow.

He fucks her doggy in her pussy which shows off her gorgeous ass. She lifts one leg like a male dog peeing to give us a better view -- before she rides him cowgirl with her ass cheeks bouncing up-and-down.

They fuck Kama Sutra style on the bed as he inserts both his dick and his fingers in her twat. Alexis’ hedonistic moaning is all we hear echo throughout the room.

He screws her doggy one last time before he climaxes across her upper lip and down the side of her face. She licks off the last few drops and then sucks his cock lovingly before Mason pulls the camera away.

Kristina & Alex Gonz

Kristina comes back from an exhilarating helicopter ride to screw her sugar daddy, Alex Gonz, in the airport hangar. She wears a black leather mini-dress and blows him while squatting on the floor. She takes his dick down her throat – until his pubic hair tickles her nose. Kristina holds it there -- and her face then gets just as pink -- as when Alexis and Asa were choking her earlier.

Kristina rides him to show off her shapely ass. Is there a pattern here? He flips her over – and his invasive dick sends her into fits of yelling. He slaps her and chokes her which makes her even more delirious.

Kristina enjoys being fucked so much, you’d swear that she must have the most sensitive g-spot God has ever created. She proves it moments later by taking his penis up her ass which brings her to climax while whimpering on the floor. This is one of Kristina’s quieter moments, I’m sure.

Alex screws her doggy on the cement – and then from the rear as she bends over the airplane’s wing. He alternates by poling her in her pussy and then her ass – which appears to bring her several times more.

Kristina immediately drops to the ground when Alex is ready to come. He climaxes across her outstretched tongue -- and Kristina cups her hands in front to make sure she captures every drop. Good girl. Then she deep throats him and yells one last time as he masturbates her to her fifth and final conclusion. The grime on the floor now completely covers Kristina’s knees, ass and belly.

In my next life – when I come back with a dick – I’d like to fuck Kristina back-and-forth between her pussy and asshole just as Alex just did. Nice.

Kristina, Alexis & Gracie Glam

The finale finds Alexis dancing next to the window and showing off her -- ass, what else? The music is much more swaying, in line with Ms. Texas’ ass movements. She’s wearing a one-piece little black dress that barely covers her rear. She strips down to her garter belt and hose. When Kristina enters, she’s attired in the same black lingerie and garter-belted manner. Cool.

As cute as Alexis’ and Kristina’s outfits are, though, Gracie’s costume bests them all, along with the luxurious curls she wears atop her head. Her sexy stringed attire both complements the enrapturing shape of her ass while providing us maximum viewing pleasure, bravo.

The camera pans up Gracie’s stupendous form to her luscious lips and beautiful eyes. The front and rear look-up views of Gracie’s hips and undulating ass are wonders to behold.

Watching the action of Gracie’s thighs and butt cheeks sliding together – makes it appear as though she’s perambulating across the room – even though she hasn’t moved an inch. I’m not one for face-sitting videos, but for once I’d make an exception – if the face she’d plaster her ass and pussy on -- were mine!

Watching Gracie’s derriere for the five minutes of preamble offered makes me so happy that this big butt genre was invented. There’s no doubt I’ll be back for second helpings, maybe more. Thank you, Mason, very much.

The girls hook up – and do a sexy striptease – to get themselves as topless as Alexis. The soft lighting from the gigantic thirty-foot-tall museum-style windows makes their bodies look terrific. I can’t wait to see what their mouths and fingers will soon be up to.

The girls trade soft kisses all around – all while sashaying their butts like they’re dancing. They reunite bottomless on the sofa – and Gracie spreads her legs – to welcome Kristina’s face to her twat. Alexis uses her hand to grasp Gracie’s beautiful mouth to kiss it. She then stands and straddles Gracie’s face – to place her pussy upon it. Nice.

The girls form their first beautiful daisy chain -- as Alexis sits on Gracie’s face – who has her pussy eaten and finger fucked down below by Kristina. The acres of beautiful feminine flesh make my own pussy start to gush.

Gracie has the most beautiful neckline – which is all you can see of her from the chest up – since Alexis’ smooth thighs completely hide her face. When the camera pulls back, we see that Kristina already has at least four digits up Alexis’ twat.

I can’t remember if I’ve ever seen a more beautiful all-girl threesome before.

Alexis switches her attention to agitating Gracie’s clit with her fingers, while Kristina dials up the action a notch by jamming the fingers of both hands into Gracie’s cunt. Alexis sucks on Gracie’s tits and Kristina administers orally to Gracie’s clit. Gracie looks romantically into Alexis’ eyes, and Alexis slowly lowers her gorgeous face towards Gracie to kiss. And as good as the girls look smooching, Alexis looks even more beautiful moments later sucking on Gracie’s box.

Alexis does that bowling thing with Gracie’s pussy – while Kristina jams both thumbs up her asshole.

Their guy joins in and Alexis welcomes him by face-fucking his dick – as Kristina and Gracie get more comfortable – by engaging in a smooching contest towards the other end of the couch.

The women then form their second daisy chain – this time with Gracie being eaten by Alexis – who is fucked doggy from behind by their guy. There’s some obvious lathering around the opening of Alexis cunt – so, get this – her snatch starts to look more like a rabid dog than a ‘pussy.’ (Bad joke, I know.)

Kristina alternates between kissing Gracie’s lips – and slapping and squeezing her tits. When she’s really nice, she pulls back Gracie’s face with her hands – and kisses her passionately, which I really enjoyed watching as I played furiously with my own clit.

Kristina soon lengthens the daisy chain by sitting on Gracie’s face – whose pussy was still being eaten by Alexis – as Alexis’ pussy was still being fucked doggy by their guy from behind.

Their dude was a real gentleman since he screwed Alexis heartily without slamming his thighs against her ass, which allows Alexis to munch without jerking her face against Gracie’s snatch.

Kristina must be suffocating Gracie with her pussy and thighs – since Gracie’s neck begins to turn a fiery pink. Gracie also starts to look like a disembodied torso – with just her breasts and pussy visible in between Kristina and Alexis, her two tormentors.

When Kristina finally releases her, Kristina showers Gracie with affection – by kissing her and slapping her face. Hey, I’d like to try that.

Alexis then withdraws her own mouth from Gracie’s slit – so that the guy can fuck her there instead. Kristina is kissing Gracie passionately – and Gracie curiously begs Kristina to ‘fuck her’ – which, I’m sure, is how it must feel to Gracie. Ladies, kissing your own girlfriend – while your boyfriend fucks you – will make it seem like she’s the one screwing you! Try it.

Kristina then starts jamming all of her fingers into Gracie’s mouth – to prepare her oral orifice for some fucking of its own.

Kristina switches to riding the guy’s dick – as Alexis takes her place riding on Gracie’s face. Gee, by this time – since her kisser has been hidden so long – I’ve almost forgotten what Gracie looks like.

Mason has Alexis switch into a sixty-nine with Gracie – to give us a better view of Gracie’s gorgeous visage exploring the petals of Alexis’ labia from below.

Gracie finally gets a chance to ride – to reassure herself of her own heterosexuality. But Alexis and Kristina take turns kissing and choking her – which Gracie appears to love.

The girls kneel side-by-side doggy so the guy can go down-the-line to fuck each of their pussies in turn. I don’t mean to seem biased – but Gracie’s twat is by far the prettiest. The babes must agree – because they can’t seem to stop kissing her (Gracie).

In my absolute favorite image from the entire video – Kristina pulls Gracie’s head back as she wraps her arm around Gracie’s neck in a headlock – as Alexis licks furiously on Gracie’s twat. Kristina puts one hand over Gracie’s forehead to secure it, and another hand over Gracie’s chin to lock her face in place.

The guy then straddles the sofa – to fuck straight down into Gracie’s throat – and Gracie gulps and gags like the beautiful sword swallower that she is. Gracie accepts at least two-thirds of his cock down her esophagus – without one word of complaint. I put this segment into a continuous loop – to enjoy the view of Gracie’s beautiful face looking up and gagging – with this massive phallus thrusting down into it, while I masturbated myself to completion.

This was easily one of the most sexually abusive three-girl foursomes I had ever seen – where an unbelievably gorgeous woman, Gracie – is the subject of the other babes’ delicious moral degradations.

Kristina and Alexis finish by bringing Gracie to a slapping and begging orgasm. Gracie was easily the most beautiful cunt slave I’ve ever enjoyed watching. I thought that this scene was absolutely great. But wait.

At last, the girls finally kneel to accept his cum. All of the babes get a taste – but most of it ends up on Alexis’ face – all of which Kristina licks off. Very nice. The girls exchange some sperm-sharing kisses at the end – as Mason finally brings this unbelievably exciting
sexual mayhem to a close.

As extras, there some behind-the-scenes footage, a photo gallery, a cumshot recap, and trailers for other Elegant Angel releases.

‘Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman’ is just so hugely entertaining – on so many levels. Delicious music and choreography; beautiful butts; Alexis, Kristina, Asa and Gracie; and sexy girl-girl loving. Please, don’t miss out!