Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman (2001) Review

Running Time: 141 min.

Production Date: 10 / 10 / 2000

Director: Patrick Collins

Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Charlene Aspen, Chloe, Violet Love, Tina Cheri, Daisy Chain, Mariessa, Dominica Leon, Mark Davis, Steve Drake, Tyce Bune, Erik Everhard, Pat Myne, Nacho Vidal, and Patrick Collins

Initial Expectations: After watching Buttwoman 2000 I’ve got fairly high expectations.

Initial Reaction: It’s not as good as Buttwoman 2000 , but it’s still hot and a lot of fun.

Audio /Video Quality: Some of the dialogue is a little hard to understand, but the sex scenes are all very clear. The video has slight grain, but it isn’t too noticeable. For a gonzo style feature both are very good.

Music: None in the sex scenes and only once or twice in the plot scenes. It fits the spots the music is in and is well balanced.

Review: There are many great rivalries in the entertainment world. Diane versus Rebecca. Rocky versus Apollo. Batman versus the Joker. Now we can add Tiffany Mynx versus Charlene Aspen. Charlene has been awarded the title of Buttwoman and Tiffany doesn’t think that’s quite right. After a couple WWF style visits to Patrick Collins’s office, he decides to let each girl show why she should be Buttwoman in three scenes. It’s a fun idea and it works well. You get a little different style between the women, but they’re both interested in very hot sex. Unfortunately, it’s not as butt oriented as it should be.

Tiffany starts things off by asking Chloe and Mark Davis for help. Eventually they agree to go inside so Tiffany can record them for her first scene. Of course this comes with a price and Tiffany is more than eager to pay it. This is an amazing scene and one of the hottest I’ve seen lately! You know with Chloe that all bets are off, and Mark Davis raises things another notch. This scene has almost everything in it. It even gets a little rough with Mark choking Chloe. Normally I’m not into that sort of thing too much, but you can tell that Chloe is really enjoying herself when he does it, and that makes all the difference in the world. This scene is pure sex, plain and simple. Tiffany has one heck of a lead with this scene and if she keeps it up like this, Charlene is going to have to work hard to keep up.

Charlene starts out with a little different style. There’s a long setup with Linda Diego as a rich girl looking for a studio to rent. Daisy Chain has her set up and holds her at knife point. The violence is a little more raw here. It isn’t always as visible that the people are having fun with it. For the first part of the scene, Daisy is basically raping Linda at knife point. Things change around fairly quickly, but it’s still not as comfortable a scene as Tiffany’s. Charlene shows up later with the video camera and things get down and dirty between all of them. The knife is used as a prop and a toy throughout the scene, which will probably turn off a lot more people than it will turn on. Charlene made a good stride with this scene, but she’s still lagging slightly behind Tiffany.

Back in Tiffany’s world, she goes searching for some more help. She goes to a set and finds Erik Everhard trying to make himself up as a woman for a scene in one of Patrick’s movies later that day. Tiffany helps him with his makeup and then has him show her how he’s planning on acting like a girl. Afterwards, Tiffany shows him how it should really be done while Erik resists her attempts to show him things he wouldn’t think of doing in his performance. This is a fun scene. You can tell that Erik is having a lot of fun in his role and Tiffany works it for all it’s worth. This is also the only couple scene in the movie. This isn’t exactly a couples’ movie, but it’s rare to get chemistry and a lot of attention on the performers unless they’re in a couples scene. She throws in an extra twist in the end by having Erik cum on her toes and then licking it off. Although Tiffany slows the pace a little with this scene, she’s still got a comfortable lead. It’s not far enough ahead that Charlene can’t catch up if she works hard.

Charlene takes the fight back to Tiffany. She goes to a coffee shop and shoots a scene on how she’s Buttwoman and Tiffany isn’t. She tells the camera how she lives for cock and pussy and then starts sucking Steve Drake off while her husband Ronnie eats out Tina Cheri. After a little while they decide that they can do a lot more if they all work together. It’s another very good group scene and surprisingly doesn’t contain a double penetration. Charlene makes a few big bounds ahead and is closing quickly on Tiffany.

Of course, Tiffany isn’t new to this game and she’s come here to play (and not just with herself). She knows that Charlene can’t trash her name and get away with it. She tells Charlene that she better get ready to take some notes. Tiffany pulls out all the stops, and she has to. This is her final scene. She looks top notch (or is that top Nacho?) going into this scene and she leaves it looking like a two bit whore who can’t make change for a dollar. Her mascara is smeared so far at the end of the scene that she looks like a graduate from the Tammy Faye school of makeup application. What could do this to such a lovely lady with a fabulous ass and a camera? Nacho Vidal and his friend. Plain and simple. Surprisingly, they don’t pay any attention to that fabulous ass. Her pussy, however, pays the price by taking not one, but two dicks. If that isn’t enough, she goes back for seconds before swallowing some of the load they blast on her face. Tiffany wasn’t afraid to play this game and really pulled out all the stops in the end. Charlene is going to have to work to beat this performance.

Charlene seems to still have a little street in her. She knows that when things are looking tough, sometimes you need to get more people, even if you have momentum on your side. She calls in Mariessa, Dominica Leone, Tyce Bune, and Pat Myne to try and help her finish Tiffany off with a really hardcore scene. Things start pretty slow outside before moving inside and picking things up. Both Dominica and Mariessa really stand out in this scene, but not in the same way. Mariessa stands out as just being along for the ride. If it wasn’t for her DP (which happens to be the only double penetration with vaginal and anal sex in the movie) I would have considered her a complete waste of space in the movie. Dominica, however, stands out as coming to play. She isn’t going to just root for the team from the sidelines like Mariessa. She’s going to play ball! She takes the double vaginal and stands out from the rest of the girls by having her bush shaved into a cross. A Cross? What the heck is with that? It’s even worse than the V that some girls had. Every time it came on screen (no pun intended) I had to wonder what was with that. I couldn’t think of it too long, though, because this girl has some enthusiasm! I think Charlene thought she was a little bit of a threat also because she took the DV twice in this scene. By the end of the scene I think we have a photo finish on the Buttwoman race.

After looking at the pictures for almost two hours, I have to award the title to Tiffany. She’s a little more about the butt than Charlene is. Charlene repeatedly says in the movie how she’s all about cock and pussy. That would be fine if this was a competition for Cockandpussywoman, but it’s not. It’s for Buttwoman. Tiffany concentrates a little more on anal sex, and has apparently learned a little something from her time around the true master of butts, Buttman .

Extras: Just a ten picture photo gallery. Every picture is very grainy and very poor quality.

Themes: Straight, anal, group, lesbian, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), spanking, choking, toe-ing, spitting, ass to mouth, masturbation, toys, DP, and DV

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Overall: Currently, Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman can be found online for between $17 and $28 with most stores offering it for about $21. If you like butts or how sex, I’d recommend picking it up at the low end. It’s more hot sex than butt fetish, but the sex is hot enough that I didn’t care.

Note to Elegant Angel: Your movies are looking good but a little more work on the extra features would have been great here.

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