Buttwoman Returns Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  10/28/2009

If you’ve watched any adult entertainment in the past couple of years, you know that there can only be one Buttwoman and that’s Alexis Texas. She is back in this 3 ½ hour feature from Elegant Angel and Director Sam No. From the opening shots thru to the end, this DVD is all about Alexis’ ass. And I couldn’t be happier.

Alexis Texas, Ava Rose

Alexis and Ava show off their best features to the camera, oiling each other up and shaking them like crazy. They move inside to shake some more when Michael Stefano joins them. If any male in the porn business likes sticking his head in a female’s ass more than Mike, I haven’t found him yet. And he does just that worshipping the backsides of the two women. Mike’s ready to go and starts plowing each of them from behind, more reason for Sam’s camera to focus on ass. Michael fucks the girls in equal segments focusing on doggie, cowgirl and reverse spoon to maximize our viewing pleasure. There’s a lot of spanking and choking during the scene as well as a brief blow job sandwich by the girls. But this is a good scene to get things started as Michael blows his load all over Alexis’ ass prompting Ava to rub asses with Alexis as the scene fades.

Alexis, Cherokee D’Ass

Alexis introduces the next scene by saying it’s been a year since she fucked Mark Ashley and her co-star, Cherokee, has never fucked either of them. So it’s epic! She moves out to the sunny balcony for the tease portion of the segment wearing white knee-high socks and a tiny green bikini. Alexis with that beautiful face smiling for the world to see seemed to be in a great mood on this day and I think I could watch her dance for the entire 3 ½ hours on this DVD. Cherokee joins her on the balcony mid tease and starts shaking her big black ass. Soon, there is champagne involved and the girls get sprayed down. They move inside and Mark is getting smothered. He has Alexis sitting on his face while Cherokee is grinding his cock. He eats them out from behind before Cherokee tastes his cock and then then fucking starts. He spreads his pleasure bone equally between the two women. This trio worked well together and had great chemistry. Mark finally cums all over Cherokee’s ass which Alexis licks up and shares with her partner.

Alexis Texas

It’s now nighttime and Alexis is on a pool deck dancing in a green mini-dress. She looked utterly fantastic here and the lighting was just perfect. She playfully dives in the pool and has the water glisten off her body. Her hair gets wet too as she splashes around and has the jets spray her pussy. The scene moves inside and she’s making out with James Deen. Poor guy, he’s confused as to whether he should make out with her, lick her tits, taste her ass or go muff-diving. So he does a little bit of everything and makes her cum with his tongue. She thanks him by slobbering all over his knob and even deep throats him. James fucks her in doggie before he moves on to reverse spoon, cowgirl, side saddle and reverse cowgirl. The final position is with Alexis laying flat on her stomach and James strokes off on her ass.

Alexis, Jayden James

Alexis and Jayden are on their way to the beach. Sam does a brief interview with them and Jayden has her tits hanging out for most of it. Sam remarks how Alexis wouldn’t even do girls when she first came into the business and to look at how far she’s come. She still has a soft spot in her heart for Brianna Love and says she misses her (WE ALL DO!!) They arrive at their destination and Alexis is wearing a black print bikini and frolicking on the rocks and in the water. Jayden is in gold and looks fantastic also. Again, great lighting was captured from Sam causing both women to look great. The girls come together (briefly) on the beach and make out before moving inside. Johnny Sins is in the beach house and both women are orally pleasing him and look great together. Johnny then starts the fucking and most common positions are covered. This is an ass movie, but you have to love the way Alexis and Jayden’s tits bounce when they’re getting pleasured. Johnny finally drops his boy batter all over Alexis’ ass and then Jayden uses her tits to clean her off.

Alexis, Charley Chase

In a little interview before the scene, Alexis is telling us how Charley will be the first woman to “bejewel the asshole”. She’s been attracted to Charley for awhile and only certain people get access to her booty. Lucky us! Alexis wiggles out of her sweats and Charley takes the opportunity to put a silver butt plug inside her. Sam cuts and the girls are out by the pool sporting tiny bikinis, so small that they would get arrested at most public beaches. They have some girl-girl interaction and the best part is when Charley takes out the butt plug with her teeth. They get oiled up and have fun together, especially when Charley licks Alexis’ asshole. Once inside, they are all over Alexis’ real-life man, Mr. Pete. It’s a 3-way makeout session before the girls take out Pete’s cock for a dual blowjob session. Charley moves to Alexis’ backdoor and rims her asshole while Alexis works over Pete’s shaft. The girls get drilled pretty well by Pete, but then he turns his attention to his woman’s anal cavity. He fucks Alexis anally in cowgirl and spoon with plenty of ass tasting by Charley. He fucks Charley vaginally before resuming his anal pounding of Alexis in reverse cowgirl, mish and doggie. He gives Alexis an anal cream pie which she cum farts into Charley’s waiting mouth. Wow, hot scene.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A cumshot recap, photo gallery and a 4 ½ minute BTS.

SUMMARY

Outstanding work by Sam No and Alexis Texas. Alexis is a beautiful woman with a great ass and she knows how to use it (I think that could be a ZZ Top song!) Run out to your nearest vendor and purchase this disk!