Buttman's Butt Freak 3 Review

Reviewed by P-Knuckle  on  7/19/2001

Average at best, ButtFreak 3 is an example of what happens when a formula that used to work has ingredients switched from the recipe. Imagine a lovely, yummy, delicious German chocolate cake, made with Nutrasweet. Buttman doing films without Rocco really has affected his product; look at his Anal Show 1 or 2; or the Buttman Big Tit Adventure. Something is missing; the chemistry between his perfomers and Buttmans' style has never been more questioned in my opinion.

Scene 1, Nacho comes over to Buttmans house to blow off steam for relationship advice; two mysterious women are in the shadows waiting for him. A good scene erupts, but it seems that Senior cannot pop... I think it might be blamed on the hardcore-nasty overdose that these girls lay on him. They spread his legs and really eat his asshole out, they deep throat his muy largo carne, and the topper has to be the inflatible butt dildo that pops out of the girls' hiney. It makes her butt look like a star wars' earthworm, two inches of colon bustin out...Whoah! I guess Nacho was frightened. Watch the xtra footage on the features and you'll see what I mean, nothing was workin' for him. All together, this is the best scene and has the pre-requisites of a Buttman feature, and if this scene was a stand alone, it would be a 4.5.

Moving on to to the next scenes, things start to fall apart. The scene with crooked-penis Christopher Clark is a hit-or-miss. If you like him as a performer, then skip these next sentences:
THIS SHOULD BE THE EVIDENCE NEEDED FOR A MUCH NEEDED CHRISTOPHER CLARK RETIREMENT... soon, please? Buttman and Clark kinda get teased by a decent blonde but she seems bored and we wind up feeling that way too. Or maybe its just me, I'm sensitive.

The third scene has potential, Lex Steele and Christy Parks. She is pure 'Buttfilth,' but unfortunately, the camera doesn't seem to give her the proper due, or maybe she was crabby and wanted a quick scene, but I wanted more teasing, without the dreamy 80's-style seduction baloney. This chick has one of the biggest asses and tits ever (for this week,) but sexually Lexington proves to be to big for her. Maybe she needs an ed power weenie...

The last scene, and whoah, this chick is gorgeous, red hair, good proportions, but she needs something more. And this is what I am talking about, Rocco, baby, Rocco. He could of flipped her around, shoved her the italiano beefy, made this interesting. But without Rocco, buttmans' performers and film style seems less charming and charismatic, and I am talking about every scene. To me, they were the wonder-twins of porn, one going for the gusto (Rocco,)and one being kinda reserved, trying to contain his perversion (Buttman.) Is it fair to judge Buttmans' past work on his new? Yes, and unfortunately, the earlier work was fresher and more erotic. Compared to most porn, this dvd is tops (evil empire also always has great special dvd features too,) but for Buttman, the bar was raised so high before that he has to jump that much higher now to keep up with his own legend.