Buttholes & B-Sides Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  5/9/2009

Erik Everhard directed this feature and the combination of him with Jules Jordan usually produces some good smut. I don’t know all the girls in this one, but Taryn Thomas and Lucy Love are featured, so it should be fairly decent.

Michaella Sabatini, Andy Brown

Robert Rosenberg drops his “dog” off at the girls place. It’s Steve Holmes on a leash. Andy is dressed in blue lingerie with fishnets, while Michaella has on white lingerie with fishnets. The dog is horny and starts licking the girls so he has to get spanked. Steve buries his head in Andy’s pussy and she seems to like the doggie. The girls put their oral skills to use, bouncing from Robert to Steve to Erik. Eventually everyone gets fucked with the partners changing so rapidly that sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s doing who. The girls get anally plugged and double penetrated and there’s some hard fucking going on. For the pop, all 3 guys cum in Andy’s ass, who then squirts it in Michaella’s face. That’s hot.

Taryn Thomas

Taryn is looking fine as hell in a blue baby doll. She walks thru the house rubbing her body when she comes upon a mirror and starts kissing herself. Her ass is looking better than ever and Erik agrees as he buries his head in it. Taryn takes his cock out and gags herself with it. She worships the cock and gets a lot of spit involved. He fucks her in doggie, both standing and on the floor before moving to another room. She gets fucked in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, mish and spoon before he strokes off on her face for Taryn to swallows. Suprisingly, there was no anal in the scene since Taryn is known for that.

Jana

The scene starts with a disclaimer. Erik shot this scene with his then-girlfriend. He unloaded inside her so there is no visible pop shot, but he hopes we still enjoy it. Jana is a good looking blonde who gives Erik a long, slow blowjob. Erik then performs oral before he fucks her in cowgirl. The camera is set up at the far corner of the bed so there aren’t any close-ups. He drills her in mish and from the camera angle, all we see is Erik’s ass. He does a little POV in mish and doggie when he cums inside her. A weak scene and it lives up to the “B-Side” billing in the title.

Nikki Dark

Nikki plays a hooker smoking a cigarette wearing a black bra and a little skirt. Steve Holmes and Erik drive by and have to pick her up. She starts sucking Steve’s cock right in the car as they drive away. They come to a house where Michael Stefano is waiting for them on a bed. He already has his cock out, so Nikki takes the hint. The guys use Nikki as their own personal sex toy and fuck her in every position imaginable, including anal and DP.

Candy

Erik is told that he has a gift waiting for him. He walks into the living room and there is Candy, blindfolded, wearing a blue bra and panties, hands tied behind her back. Erik can’t wait to unwrap his gift and starts muff-diving. She takes out his cock and gives him head before fucking him in cowgirl. Candy has a marvelous ass and this is a good position to shoot her in. Reverse cowgirl, doggie, spoon and mish are also explored before he drops a load on her face.

Lucy Love

Lucy is dressed in an overcoat and heels when she comes upon Erik. He says he has a surprise waiting for her upstairs but first glances a peak under the coat. She’s wearing a sexy sheer bra and pushes her tits together. They go inside where she shows off the rest of her goods and goes to the bedroom where Michael Stefano is. She licks him all over before coming to his cock. She switches back and forth from Stefano’s bone to a dildo suctioned to the wall. Why, I don’t know! Back to the bed and Michael explores her ass including playing with some anal beads. He fucks her pussy in doggie before pulling out the beads, which Lucy cleans off. Next, a glass dildo gets inserted in her ass and Michael makes her gape. He fucks her ass in spoon before taking her to another room where Robert Rosenberg is waiting for her. She gets analized and DP’d by the two guys until they Michael drops a load on her face. Erik even gets in the action in the end by stroking off on her face, while Robert cums in her ass.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A cumshot recap, photo gallery, some trailers, a cast list and a 29-minute BTS.

SUMMARY

Now I know why “B-sides” was in the title. This is just a collection from Erik’s collection that hasn’t been good enough to be featured in a title until now. In the BTS, Taryn said this was her 10th-12th scene, so you know it was shot years ago. This probably could have also fit on one disk, as the feature lasted a total of 3:15. If you want to check it out, keep it to a rental.