Busty Housecalls Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  7/20/2010

The Sex

Jayden James:

Tommy Gunn is bed-ridden and on an oxygen mask when Jayden James walks in with a low cut nurse’s outfit that accentuates her boobs and shows off her panties. (Nice stockings too). Now a sight like that could certainly lead to some heavy breathing, or at least an increased heartbeat, but alas, Jayden unzips her tops and lets the patient (who is no longer wearing his oxygen mask) grab her titties. In turn, Jayden rubs Tommy’s cock, then pulls the guy’s pants off so she can blow him. Within a minute, there’s some mutual oral stimulation goiing on, courtesy of a 69. (Of course, I was hoping the see Jayden’s cans get banged, but no such luck there). After Jayden goes down on Tommy, she bounces on her partner’s boner via some tried and true reverse-cowgirl, occasionally opting for some slow and sexy grinding. Tommy adds to Jayden’s pleasure by playing with Ms. James’ twat for a little while before our couple roll onto their sides to continue the old in and out. Granted, Jayden’s chest pillows are fake, but dang, they do look very good bouncing as Tommy slams the hottie. There’s a bit of standing doggie-style and regular doggie style to watch, after which Jayden dismounts and lets Tommy jerk off onto her melons.

Lisa Ann:

Mick Blue is in a neck brace, and in walks MILF-tastic Lisa Ann to check up on the guy. By the way Mick bends his neck checking Lisa out when she bends over illustrates that Mick is definitely healing quite well. Lisa, being the playful sort, busts out her boobs, and in no time at all, she’s giving Mick head. Lisa does take a quick break from paying tonsil hockey to let Mick bury his face in Lisa’s cleavage, but Lisa is soon back to sucking schlong. Lisa then lies down and lets the lucky patient fuck her jugs. After that, Lisa ends up with Mick’s cock inside her pussy, thanks to some cowgirl style riding. Our couple alternates the speed of their fucking, which is a cool thing, and the action soon includes some spoon-style banging. Lisa especially shines when she’s bent over, getting her pussy stuffed from behind, but eventually, she returns to the top postion, with Mick rapidly slamming Lisa’s baby hole via cowgirl. For all of Lisa’s care and attention, Mick rewards her by unleashing a torrent of ball batter onto Lisa’s boobs.

Mason Moore:

Bill Bailey arrives at his place on crutches, assisted by the inked and sexy Mason. Nurse Moore makes her patient feel better by immediately crawling onto the guy and kissing him, but the liplock immediately leads to Mason pulling off Bill’s pants and slobbing the guy’s knob. (Now that’s a novel approach to physical therapy). Mason sucks Bill’s tool with some gusto, and after showing off her mouth and hand combo, she gets treated to some muff diving. Bill also finger bangs Mason, after which the busty brunette lustfully rides Bill’s cock in cowgirl. Some missionary style boning ensues, and that leads some squirting. Then comes some reverse cowgirl which causes Mason to unleash a few more torrents of liquid. Eventually, Bill gets to do some discharging on his own, by coming mostly onto Mason’s fun bags and a little bit onto her tongue.

Dylan Ryder:

When Dylan checks on her patient, Marco Banderas, the guy is resting on a table/gurney. After saying hello, Dylan lifts up the sheet, and lo and behold, Marco is naked underneath. Without further ado, Dylan gets down to some cock-to-mouth resuscitation, followed by some tittie-fucking. The bed is certainly a sturdy one, because Dylan is soon riding Marco’s wang in cowgirl, doing some bouncing and grinding, and it ain’t too shabby if I say so. Marco also gets to bang the sexy nurse from behind and on her back. For those porn fans into the less common sex positions, Marco and Dylan try out some one-legged standing doggie-style screwing, but they soon change over to some spoon-style banging. At the end, Dylan leans back, and Marco squeezes out some knuckle children onto Dylan’s magambos.

Shyla Stylez:

After four brunettes, we finally get to see a blonde, and not just any blonde. Anthony Rosano starts off in bed in his pajamas, and Shyla soon walks in, dressed in a very tempting nurse outfit. As part of Anthony’s physical therapy, Shyla messages the guy’s chest and shoulders, and then shoves her boobs in Anthony’s face. A session of session of 69 ensues, with Shyla messaging Mr. Rosano’s pecker with her skilled hands, mouth, and as a bonus, her titties. After fucking Shyla’s mammaries, Anthony licks the uber-blonde’s pussy. Shyla then spreads her legs which permits the patient to pump that pussy in missionary, followed by some spoon style fucking and a good bit of doggie-style play. Shyla also rides Anthony’s meat-stick in reverse-cowgirl, after which Shyla dismounts and takes a comeshot all over her hooters.

The DVD

Good video quality here. Plus, there are a fair number of extra goodies here too, such as a Photo Gallery, a Promo Reel and some Trailers. (I especially liked the trailers for The Watcher and Smart Asses). The are also two Bonus Scenes (Lisa Ann and Johnny Castle from Cougar 101 and Shyla Stylez and Mick Blue from Smart Asses).

Summary

I like this DVD because of the great line-up. I must confess to having something of a weakness for both Lisa Ann and Jayden James, and they deliver the fantasy of busty and horny nurses quite nicely. I also consider myself as something of a Mason Moore fan. She looks good here, but I get turned off by squirting scenes, and that definitely happened here. I haven’t seen much of Dylan, but she looked very nice, and she offered some decent heat in her scene. As for the oh-so fuckable Shyla Stylez, I haven’t seen her in a while, so it was good seeing her in this flick, even without any backdoor action thrown in. Thus, in a nutshell, with the exception of the aforementioned squirting scene, this flick makes for some decent porn viewing.