Busty Dildo Lovers 2 Review

Review by Domina
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Format: DVD, 1 Disk
Studio: The Score Group
Running Time: 136 mins.
Language: English

Cast: Kayla Kupcakes, Lana Lotts, Melonie Charm, Crystal Gunns, Ricki Raxxx and Angelique.

Intended Audience: Heterosexual Male, Breast Lovers
Content: Large Silicone Breasts, Sex Toys, Masturbation.

Synopsis

This DVD delivers exactly what it advertises: Large breasted babes masturbating with dildos. Six sets of massive mammary jiggling, bouncing and shaking, getting massaged, squeezed and pinched by girls who like to play solo.

Review

This DVD delivers exactly what it advertises: no more, no less. As alluded to by the performer's names, these girls all have one thing in common: very large silicone breasts (except Ricki's whose are real). Now, there is a point at which the inflation of breast size becomes more ridiculous than sexy; more distasteful than a turn-on-and many of the women in this film have crossed over that line.

Don't get me wrong. I am a big fan of women with large breasts going way back to the golden days of Christy Canyon and you could say my love of breasts is more of a fetish than a preference. But when breasts start to look more like thin skin stretched over hard beach balls than the soft, malleable, hanging, jiggling flesh I've come to love, then I lose interest very quickly. All but one pair of the tits in this film are fake. If you like that sort of thing, you won't be disappointed. If you prefer large natural breasts, Ricki Raxxx is the only one sporting big naturals.

Another point I want to make about this film is that it contains only solo scenes of the women masturbating (except Angelique who gets helped by a mysterious hand). And, while a sexy babe masturbating can be a turn-on in a voyeuristic sense, I'd much rather see someone else playing with their tits than just themselves. If I wanted to watch that, I'd look into the mirror.

The overall quality of this film is superb, the lighting very bright to the point of being abrasive (no mood lighting here), the sound quite good. The women talk dirty to the camera and there is no soundtrack, so their voices are crisp and clear for the most part, and not overwhelmed by distracting music, which I appreciated. The camerawork is very good, featuring lots of close-ups and low angle shots that focus mainly on the tits that many tit-jiggling enthusiasts will appreciate.

Scene 1: Lana Lotts is Hot

Lana has the sexiest attitude in the film. Her tits are not too large nor stiff looking and could almost pass as real if they weren't so perfectly round. She is very attractive for a bleached blonde (I normally prefer brunettes and redheads). She struts onto the simple bedroom scene wearing fetish attire-a sexy cop uniform that her tits spill out of-carrying a police baton.

She begins by talking dirty to the camera (something she excels at), massaging, licking then fucking her tits with her baton, pretending its the viewer's cock. She then squirts creamy white body lotion all over her tits (which looks like cum) and rubs it in then wraps them around one of the phallic posts of the four-poster bed for another titty-fuck. After a bit of fingering, she pounds herself with a big dildo in several positions (missionary, doggie, and reverse cowgirl which show a low-angle shot of her tits bouncing as she fucks herself). The final act consists of another titty-fuck with a realistic looking dildo that squirts more cream over her tits. Not bad at all.

Scene 2: Crystal Gunns Explodes

Crystal Gunns is a really pretty blonde-streaked brunette who has a nice shape despite her massive beach ball tits. Crystal creams up her breasts with lotion then tit-fucks them with a massive dildo. Later she sucks and fucks a dilly-vibe from many angles and positions. Too bad her tits are so big. Watching her play with them I kept imaging they were going to burst. Balloon fetishists might like her though.

Scene 3: Kayla Kupcakes Gives Dumb Blondes a Bad Name

Ever hear of the saying dumb blonde? Well if you look it up in the dictionary you'll find Kayla's photo next to it. In fact, pick any "dumb blonde" joke and I'm sure it would apply to Kayla Kupcakes. As sickly sweet as her name, Kayla tries to "sweet" talk the viewer, but fails terribly. This is one girl who shouldn't open her mouth in a porno flick... at least not to speak! She begins the scene by trying to stuff her stiff melon tits into several ill-fitting bras, singing "La, la, la! I'm going to a party!" She lotions her tits and plays with her dildo, then fucks her twat and ass with two vibes. After an exaggerated fake orgasm in which her expression never changes, Kayla sucks the juices from her dildo. This girl is so dumb she even gives dumb blondes a bad name.

Scene 4: Ricki Raxxx in a Little Minx

Ricki is very sexy dark haired beauty with 36F all naturals. She talks in a breathy voice as she plays for and teases the camera, licking her nipples and jiggling her tits. She rubs lotion on her breasts then fucks her nipple with a dildo in a stabbing motion. She sucks and fucks a vibe-dill, and has a pretty little pierced pussy. Lots of different positions, close-ups and low angle shots here. Purrrfect! Scene 5: Melonie Charm 70s Flashback

Melonie is one of those girls who steps over the line and would be better off appearing in a trashy daytime talk show featuring freakish tits than in a porno. Her tits are just plain gross: the drop down to the waist kind that coined the term "juggs". Except these juggs are filled with silicone, not milk, and are pale and purple veined, resembling ugly sea anemones more than human flesh. Melonie plays a strict school marm with a 70s Loni Anderson bleached-blonde hair-do and a down-turned, liver-lipped, guppy-mouth. Unfortunately, her liver lips match her liver spots and she looks more like Loni's scary old grandmother, than the sexy WKRP actress who married Burt Reynolds. She tit-fucks an enormous dildo and finger fucks herself. Some films should have delete buttons.

Scene 6: Angelique Sizzles Latino-style

Angelique is a fairly well-known face when it comes to big tits pictures as her breasts are plastered all over the internet. She doesn't talk much during the scene (only the occasional spontaneous Latin verbiage), even though her broken English is actually endearing. She makes up for this however by moaning a lot. Angelique licks, squeezes and pulls her stretchy, dark nipples out and lotions her breasts slowly. She tit-fucks herself and later sucks the dildo as she fingers herself. Her pussy is very juicy and makes a lot of sloppy wet sounds as she fucks it, and is later fucked by a mysterious hand. She ends with "I cum baby" and a breathless smile.

Special Features:

The special features include full motion chapter selection and a 5 minute preview of several other Score's titles including more Busty Dildo Lovers, Bosom Buddies (lesbian), and Stacked and Packed, all of which looked better than Busty Dildo Lovers #2, as they featured naturally endowed girls. I got stuck in the slideshow which was very annoying as it wasn't that good anyway and could only navigate through it with the play button, because all other buttons didn't work. Like being trapped in Pop-Up Hell. Also listed all their website URLs.

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