Busty Beauties: Mammary Lane Review

This movie had an attractive cast, and no real premise other than giant breasts...so sign me up!

I guess the first random thought I had is that I was a little disappointed. Just so you know, and I wish I had known in advance, the Shyla Stylez scene is a girl/girl. She still looks good in it, but to be the covergirl, in a mostly boy/girl movie, and not let us see her having sex in her own boy/girl scene was a little disappointing.

The second was that, even though this was a compilation, I had never seen any of these scenes before, and I was greatful it was also full-length scenes.

Please read the scene descriptions to see if you'll like it more or less than I did.

Overall I did enjoy the movie, but it never broke free of the 'sorta average' tag. Every scene had a moment or two where I was thoroughly into it, but it never lasted. Even the girls I loved left me sorta searching my collection for other things from them, hoping to find better from them to finish the job. Maybe that's just me, so read on I guess.

2.5/5

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Scene 1 - Shyla Stylez and Mya Luanna from "Kill Jill #2"

She scene starts with Shyla in a black leather outfit and Mya wearing a white gown. They're holding glass didlos like dueling swords, but quickly go to stripping for each other. Both are attractive, Mya with her petite body and smallish natural breasts and Shyla with her curves and ginormous enhanced breasts. They work themselves and each other with everything from fingers to tongues to dildos, and I enjoyed it for a bit. A little better than average, and nothing personal, but most girl/girl scenes don't do much for me beyond getting me ready for more. Just my own personal preference. That said, some of the dildo-play was pretty freakin sexy, especially when they used a double-ended dildo to both get off at the same time. 2.5/5

Scene 2 - Whitney Stevens from "The All New Busty Beauties"

She starts wearing some lingerie, but quickly gets out of it to show us her sexy body, with those full, lovely breasts. She does a little dance before the scene shifts to her being fondled by a guy. She pulls him out of his jeans and gives him a blowjob from her knees, wearing nothing but knee-high boots and a necklace. He lays on the ground so she can climb on his face for him to eat her pussy. Watching her breasts sway and hearing her moans from that was a good prelude to the missionary that came next. We see reverse cowgirl, doggiestyle, cowgirl, more doggiestyle, spooning, and a cumshot on her face, tongue and tits. I enjoyed this scene, but if you aren't as much a Whitney Stevens fan as I am, you might not so much. But her breasts, the focus of any scene in a big breast movie, jiggled, bounced and swayed the way I wanted to see. 3/5

Scene 3 - Alexis Silver from "More Than A Handful #1"

Alexis starts wearing a seethrough onepiece, teasing the camera while the guy watches. After a while, she starts sucking him while he lays back on the couch. We see vaginal doggiestyle, a cowgirl ride with her breasts flopping everywhere, a sort of blend of missionary and spooning, reverse cowgirl, then missionary until he does a combo titfuck/popshot on her ample tits that was kinda enjoyable. The whole time, her HUGE natural breasts look amazing, but this scene wasn't exactly my favorite. Just about average for me, and it's weird because I can't put my finger on why. Maybe it was the music that didn't stop, and that meant no moaning or sounds from the actual sex, but I'm not sure. 2.5/5

Scene 4 - Gianna Michaels from "Lickable Lovable Fuckable Tits"

What do you even need to say about her? Gianna is hot, horny, and perfect for her part in everything I've seen. There are sets of breasts as good as hers, but none better that I've seen. After a short outdoors photo-shoot tease, we see her on the couch getting her breasts worshipped by the porn-guy. She's wearing a black top and pants outfit, and her breasts hanging out while she gives him an on-the-knees blowjob works for me. She mixes in a little titfucking before climbing on for a cowgirl ride. Reverse cowgirl, then missionary, spooning, piledriver, missionary, and a doggiestyle buildup to his cumshot on her face and mouth ended the scene. She looked VERY sexy in spooning, taking it and enjoying it with her breasts doing what I love to watch, but overall the scene wasn't up to some other things I've enjoyed from her.

Scene 5 - Puma Swede from "Busty Beauties #24"

I've reviewed a few movies with her in them recently, and I've become more of a fan than I was before. Here she wears a yellow halter top, being all cute for the intro interview, though I still don't focus much on the chatter. The scene starts with a cut to her in pink and black lingerie, entertaining her male friend on the couch. Tease then blowjob/titfuck, him going down on her, half mish/half spooning, then missionary, cowgirl, doggiestyle, reverse cowgirl, and a cumshot into her mouth and on her face. Again, I sorta enjoyed this scene, but it wasn't better than average and I've seen better from her.

Scene 6 - Sara Stone from "Busty Beauties #23"

I admit, I know who she is, but I haven't seen much from Sara Stone. Therefore, there's a cuteness to her interview and a freshness to her scene that I found refreshing. Maybe a little unfair because of exposure, but at least I put in the disclaimer. What little I have seen was with her as a brunette, and I think she's gorgeous as a redhead. She's also in a halter top, doing the typical pre-sex interview. Soon, she's in the bathtub getting her breasts covered in suds and sucked. She gives a blowjob/titfuck, takes him from behind in doggiestyle with good angles and visuals, rides him for what ties Whitney Stevens' scene for probably my favorite reverse cowgirl of the movie, does that half spoon/half missionary which looks damn good as long as her breasts are in the scene, then missionary where the same is true, and finally a cumshot on her tits, but it was a weak cumshot that seemed anti-climactic.

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Special Features:

Slide Show
Hustler Trailers
Sex Talk
Hustler.com ads
Hustler Hollywood - store ads...

So not much really...Again, instructions on how to give you more of my money doesn't count as special features...