Burnt Fury Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  7/9/2007

Director & Videographer: B.Skow
Cast : Lanny Barbie, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn, Hilary Scott, Trent Soluri, Alexis Silver, Regan Reese, Jay Huntington, Jay Lassister, Terri Rayne (non-sex)
Running time : 130 mins.

DVD Extras : sex ads (skippable !), chapter selection, photo gallery, behind-the-scenes, bonus clips, trailers

Trailers : "Debbie does Dallas Again", "Grudge", "Open Set", "Twins do Vegas"

5 Bonus Clips :
Lanny Barbie & Evan Stone in "2 Dollar Bill"
Dasha & Dillion Day in "Wild Poppy" Tawny Roberts & Evan Stone in "Groupie"
Lacie Heart & James Deen in "Lacie's Life"
Wendy Devine, Chennin Blanc, Eric Masterson & Cheyne Collins in "Perfect"

BTS (16 mins.) : Cop buddies Evan & Tommy fool around for the cameraman. Evan is his usual funny blabbermouth, Lanny actually cries from laughter, Hilary sounds tired but what a pair of boobies ! Regan can't stop laughing either.


WHO'S DOING WHO :

REGAN REESE & EVAN STONE



Beer bottles & polaroids litter the floor of a bedroom. Pan to GenXer Regan Reese dry-riding a manacled Evan Stone. Regan wears a cop beret and a lot of tattoos. How Evan can bend his big dick like that, I don't know, but he mishes Regan with his back laying on the bed. Acrobatic but surely a tad uncomfortable. Regan takes that dick in her mouth for drool stimulation, then slaps it on her heavy boobs before climbing on it in various positions. At one point, Evan manacles his own cock to her pussy. Jailhouse cock. He serenades her some more in spoon, mish, doggy, I'm sure I'm forgetting something, it's all full of energy & a ball-busting opener.

LANNY BARBIE, JAY HUNTINGTON & JAY LASSITER



Flashback to the scene of the double-penetration crime. Lanny looks scrumptious in a blonde wig & hooker top, surrounded by studs Jay & Jay in a cheap motel room. The fucking doesn't take long to start, with Jay in doggy & Jay inside her mouth (the one with the muscles is Jay, the other one is Jay). Watch Jay put on a pink love glove to prepare for the cowgirl switch. Lanny's boobs look great, but the light is too harsh. There's a lot of enthusiasm, Lanny is one goddamn pro but there are just too many positions to concentrate. My cock has only so much braincells left. This same gripe could be somebody else's fancy, though. Some anal.

LANNY BARBIE & TOMMY GUNN



Hilary Scott is Lanny's fetching secretary, with whom she shares a dubious sense of style. While Evan seduces her with a bad guitar riff, Lanny, now her natural brunette, lets Tommy interrogate het twat in the adjoining bedroom. He kisses her breasts and fingers her snatch, then Lanny sucks his hard cock, trapping his tool between her massive mounds. Doggy, mish, doggy, spoon, reverse cowgirl & more doggy before he splashes thick man goo on her chin. It's all ably filmed and I love the overexposed lighting this time, but it's also very professional & cold.

ALEXIS SILVER & TRENT SOLURI



How unattractive can a porn stud be? Soluri has the body of a baby but a big boy's boner. Through the miracles of porn fiction, he gets serviced on an examination table by tata-licious Alexis Silver, in a sober black vinyl nurse dress. She doesn't lose time in riding his cock, her huge natural boobs hanging on each side of her voluptuous body. She lies hew own back on the table for a standing missionary, with great low-angle shots of her buttcheeks being plunged into. Just the right amount of flesh. They switch to doggy (she keeps her leather boots on) for a very long time then he comes on her jugs. Alexis looks like she loves what she's doing, though like all the previous scenes so far, this drags on for way too long.

LANNY BARBIE & HILARY SCOTT



Hilary & her boss run a private show for a hidden client in a hotel room. Lanny does a great job of slurping on Hilary's clit, then Hilary returns the favor, keeping her sheer red blouse on. I can't help feeling that these girls don't mix, even though they're doing a convincing job. Lanny pulls out a mauve dildo out of nowhere and cowgirls Hilary on it. Somehow, blondie does not squirt. Hil gives Lanny her due with another toy in doggy, pushing the thingie in with her mouth. More dildo PTM folly ensues & once again this is too long for me.


SO ? :

Were it not for the often hardly audible dialogue (Vivid chose to push up the purposefully cheesy 80's soundtrack), "Burnt Fury" can be a hoot. There's some pretty funny fratboy humor, and Evan Stone definitely knows his comedy marks. This guy is a blessing to this light-hearted project, down to his 80's hard-rock hair (although that is unintentional). The sex in itself is good but I, for one, felt it was a bit too a stretched out & mechanical and basically hindered the pace of this otherwise entertaining Saturday-nighter. One of the things gonzo needs right now is a good editor, and it appears feature films will suffer from that same affliction. Lanny is impeccable throughout, a real delight to the eyes and she fully deserves her star status. Her fans should appreciate.