Broke Straight Boys Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/2/2007

I’m always very cynical about gay films that tell us the performers are “straight”. In the series “Twinks for Cash” for example I have seen such slut pigs as Brad Benton and Alan Gregory going through the motions of having to be persuaded to have sex with a guy. And in the web blog for “Broke Straight Boys” I see such well-known performers as Brad Star and Jarret Fox. Now Brad is gay-for-pay so I understand, but Jarret is so fucking cute that I can’t think he would need the subterfuge of persuading a straight guy to go on camera for cash. Jarret could get any straight guy he wanted without having to do that. Anyway I—and I’m sure other viewers—will be willing suspend their disbelief and assume that these are heteros cajoled with cash into sucking cock and fucking one another.

Chad and Fabio are the first duo. Indeed they are convincing during the interview as straight guys who just need the money. However when Fabio—the butcher of the two—starts giving Chad a blowjob, he’s damn good at it. He complains at one point that it’s hurting his back so the cameraman who also doles out the money tells him to get on his knees to continue, which he does.
He stops sucking to say to Chad, “If I’m giving you head, you can give me a hand job.”
Chad obliges and Fabio keeps sucking.
Chad does suck Fabio’s big cock briefly.
“Feels good,” Fabio attests, before both jack off.

Dakota and Jacob are friends who work together at Home Depot. Dakota—somewhat scruffy—is Jacob’s boss. Young Jacob is very cute. In addition to a pierced ear, Dakota has both nipples pierced and has a lizard tattoo on his belly (Just how straight is this guy?) He also has a big hard cock. Jacob’s cock is nice and average.
I fully expected that Jacob would be the one to suck cock and bottom, but lo and behold it’s Dakota who sucks cock and bends over for his employee.

Chris and Alex are next. Chris is a blond former army guy. He is very chatty and really too taken with himself to be as attractive as he should and could be. Alex in contrast is quite subdued and rather nice. When he sucks Chris’ cock, he seems to really get into the task, licking the cock and munching on the balls as well. When it’s time to jack off, Alex makes a request—that Chris cum on his face. Chris does. Alex even gives a quick lick to Chris’ spent dick. (Rather odd for a supposedly straight guy, don’t you think? Maybe he’s discovered his real bent.)

Taz has a pierced eyebrow and lots of tattoos. He also has a cap that he never removes. He strips and gets hard before his scene partner arrives. This is Shane an admitted gay guy with an unruly mop of hair (think sheepdog) but he’s cute and ready and willing to suck Taz and bottom for him. (Shane is no slouch in the cock and balls department either.) Taz enjoys the blowjob and admits it’s better than one from a girl. Then when the fucking move into the missionary position, Taz kindly strokes Shane’s cock while his own cock is going in and out of Shane’s ass. Shane’s cum unloads onto his belly. Both of these guys seem to have had a really good time.

Jamie and Phoenix are the last couple. Jaime has apparently done a scene before on the website. Phoenix—just out of prison—is Jamie’s sister’s boyfriend. He has spiky hair and loads of tattoos. Both nipples are pierced (That’s Phoenix on the cover.) Jamie, who is very handsome, has persuaded Phoenix to join him on camera so that Phoenix can get money to take Jamie’s sister to dinner. Now as Jamie has done a scene here before he certainly knows what’s in store. Despite his vehement protests and seemingly sincere objects he ends up sucking Phoenix’s cock and letting his sister’s boyfriend fuck him. Suspicious bastard that I am I wondered if this was all a ruse for Jamie to have sex with his sister’s boyfriend. If so, how clever!

BROKE STRAIGHT BOYS, VOL. 1 is pretty enjoyable. What is good here (that is not necessarily the case in other films of this type) is that the guy behind the camera is OK and not obnoxious like so many of his counterparts are and—and this is really important—when the fucking begins he lets us see the cocks make their initial entry into those “virgin” asses. In short, this seems to be the best of the straight amateur films. I look forward to Volume 2.