Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party Review

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The Inside View with Selena Silver - May 25, 2005

The Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver.  Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be  deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie. 

"Britney Rears Wild Back Stage Sex Party"

a Will Ryder Production from VCA

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Britney Rears: Wild Back Stage Sex Party is a great vignette style/feature porn flick which actually lived up to the powerful media campaign hype that preceded it.  X-Play and VCA have taken Jessica Sweet under their wing and transformed her into the PR storm Britney Rears.   Before the movie was released there was a website, a catchy theme song, a press release tornado, a release party (yep, I was there hanging with my fellow Aussie Monica Mayhem), and an actual press tour and appearance schedule for Britney Rears.  It would have been expected that the movie wouldn't live up to the hype.  But, it actually did...

Looking back, it all makes sense... the box cover is top notch, the theme song is great, the trailer rocked... how could we expect the movie to be shot or edited with any less care?  This movie is well-written, well-shot, and brilliantly edited.  It is a fun, nonsense-romp parody of what it would be like to be a rock super star who just wants to fuck. This is a movie that will get you off and make you laugh.  It is really, really well done.

I dare you to go watch the trailer right now - http://www.britneyrears.com - then come back and read the review.  Then go buy the freakin movie already!  I loved this one so much I am already ready for Britney Rears #2 or as Rog coined it. "Opps, She Did Him Again!".

Oh, I do have one warning... the catchy them song will stick in your head long after you've re-etched the blisters on your palms.

SEX SCENE ONE:

The film starts with the famous Britney Rears theme song, "I Want to Get Laid".  (Okay, I confess - I love the song!)  In fact, to get the feel of this rock and roll sex fest, I think you should listen the song as you read about the movie.  Oh, go ahead... just do it!  I am serious - turn it on.  Now.  Just play it. You can listen to it here: http://www.britneyrears.com (Click on "Play It").

We hear the crowd cheering and we see the concert back stage, the fans, Britney being escorted from the tour bus, some flashes of naked girls... we hear the gossip shows talking about Britney... we see her in an interview with over eager journalists each desperate to talk to her...  When she is asked how she keeps in shape, she answers "I like to fuck."  She goes on to candidly explain that they (Britney and her girlfriends) just like to have guys over to the house and fuck them.

Cut to Britney's house in LA with a naked boy (Billy Glide) in towel walking in the door...

Our narrator begins her voice over (uhmm.. the narrator has a VERY sexy voice...)

 "Welcome to Britney's house where there are always cute guys coming and going, and I do mean coming!," she tells us.  We see Nicole and Dawn and Britney rushing over to Billy and the narrator tells us that they are "Nicole and Nyomi, Britney's friends from back home in Louisiana... every time I see them they are sucking some guys dick!"

Nyomi simply sits and smiles as she feeds Nicole Billy's cock.  Not wanting to get the couch dirty this blowjob masterpiece takes place on a pretty pink towel, lol!  After a nice, lengthy blow job, Nicole offers up her pussy.

The room empties as this entourage slut takes it just how she likes it.  I guess that makes Billy a groupie, lol! 

Halfway through their fuck fest Nyomi and Dawn enter again and Dawn gets to work on some PTOGM - what a pal. (Our sexy narrator comes back just for a second to tell us about the cute Asian girl...)  Nyomi... she just sits there fully clothed and watches with a huge smile on her face (that is kind of sexy). After some 2-Girl BJ ,Billy cums in Dawn's mouth and she spit it into Nicole's.  After some lengthy post-cum play - this is a huge plus - Nicole pops Billy's dick out of her mouth long enough to inquire, "where's Britney at?"  Cut forward...

Good Scene.  Loved the ending.

SEX SCENE TWO:

Our narrator is back...(okay, the voice is just getting sexier and sexier)... we see Britney getting out of the limo and walking onto the private jet.  Our narrator tells us all about Britney's rock and roll lifestyle... some funk music kicks in and suddenly we are moving to Britney's pool.  Our narrator tells us about Mila - one of Britney's dancers - and tells us that Mila loves to suck dick... just as we cut perfectly timed to Mila cutting dick...

I love the editing in this movie.

Wearing a pretty pink bikini, Mila leads her stud to the poolside before dropping his pants to suck him off.

They're soon getting down and DIRTY in the dark by the pool (there is some really good lighting in this scene at the start).  Mila has a great body and looks awesome as she's fucked with the water swilling behind her.  They shift from position to position as this dirty dancer gets hers.

There's a very brief anal before Ken dumps his load on her face.  Fade out...

Average sex scene, but it was very sexy and gorgeous.

SCENE THREE:

We cut to an interview with Britney's manager mixed with an interview with Britney....  We end with her manager telling us "every once in a while we catch her sucking off somebody's cock.

August does a brief cameo before leaving AVN Male Newcomer of the Year Tommy Gunn and Nyomi alone to go see what Britney's doing. (Loved the shot of August's ass in her G-String as she left...) No sooner are the two alone than clothes are coming off.  (Oh, yeah - we had a brief appearance by our sexy, faceless narrator.)

Tommy licks Nyomi's ass and pussy before she returns the favor sucking his big cock.  He's soon got her bent over the couch as he fucks her hard - man this couch has seen a lot of action, lol!  Nyomi's long elegant lines will have you enthralled as Tommy gives her the rogering she so sorely deserves.  God, Nyomi is hot!!!

After licking her ass Tommy is distracted by the entrance of cum-hungry Dawn.  Dawn gets straight to his cock, sucking hard.  Dawn has on a G-String and a sexy top the whole time she sucks cock - loved that.  The girls kneel before their boy toy and he drops his load over Nyomi's face and Dawn licks some up and helps to clean the cock.

This scene was saved by Dawn.  It was good, but she made it great.

SCENE FOUR:

Interviewing Britney's stylist... "No, I NEVER fucked her", he says.  Cut to an interview with Britney, "yeah, I fucked my stylist."  One more one-liner from her manager and we are off to see her sexy strip-teasing for the camera before we see her kissing Seth Dickens.

We're in Britney's bedroom as she gets her exercise.  The insatiable pop star sits on Seth's face as he buries his tongue in her wet pussy.  Soon Seth's probing Britney's pussy with more than his tongue...that's right his finger, lol!  Britney wraps those luscious lips round his raging hard-on.  She's a girl who loves to suck dick.

Seth takes his turn to straddle Britney's face - why, oh why don't you fuck those beautiful tits???!!  I would :)  Done with pleasantries Seth sticks his cock in her pussy and gives the springs a work out.  These two bounce away as Britney tones her muscles.

Soon enough this horny starlet is taking it in the ass - no "Oops" here, this is a girl who loves being dirty.  He finally cums on her face and the licks it up.

Good Scene.

SCENE FIVE:

Tokota is standing over the bathroom sink - wow, her hair is long.  She strips and gets into the tub.  As Tokota sits in the bubbles playing with herself we're told she 's going to be sleeping with Britney's money man (Yep, that was courtesy of our sexy narrator; but, I don't think our narrator approves of this one).  I love girls and bubble bath - works every time :)

The money man enters - yep he's definitely not a dancer ;)  The slicked hair was too much, lol!  You can tell this guy was perfectly cast as the guy you would never fuck unless it was for money. Tokota gets to work endearing herself to the money.  She sucks his cock and licks his balls like a good little gold-digger and finally receives his fingers.

Andrew licks her pussy and gets it nice and wet before fucking her hard.  As they rock back and forth on the marble floor all I can think is - ouch poor Tokota's knees!  The change up and I'm transfixed by her body as she slides up and down on Andrew's cock.

Finally, our accountant makes his deposit on Tokota's up turned face.

It is an ok sex scene.

SCENE SIX:

They roll up in a sexy car and Marcus opens the door to the tour bus and escorts Ms Rears to her tour bus.  He gives her the run down on entering the concert tonight - he is worried about her safety.  Soon she's stripping in a sexy seduction, working him... He resists at first, but resistance proves futile here... The music is perfect for the lap dance she gives him.  I'd like to see Britney on the feature circuit!  Nice moves. 

Soon Mr. Marcus is putty in her hands and she gets his pants off.  She does a nice BJ and receives a load on her face.

Nice short little scene.

• Behind the Scenes
• Bonus Scene
• Cast Bios
• Slide Show
• Company Info
• Sex Talk

• The Britney Music Sessions
• Producer/Director Interview
• Britney Interview
• Britney Pictorial
• On the Set

Option to play the trailer, no not the trailer for the film but one advertising the company

That is why "Britney Rears Wild Back Stage Sex Party" from VCA
is the Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" for May 25th, 2005.

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