British Slave Boys Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/13/2009

The bad news is that none of these Brits is liable to win an Olivier Award for their acting and Master Ben is an unattractive bald, fat fuck with a stubby dick. The boys, however, are somewhat attractive and so acquiescent that you’ll want to take one home and tie him to your bed.

In “Graffiti Boy” Marek Zamoyske, a former pupil of his plump patron, brings in Sean Deacon who has been caught spraying graffiti on a building. Sean is told to undress and Marek dresses him in a leather harness, puts a dog collar around his neck and attaches a leash.
Sean is a slender lad with a tiny uncut dick that grows to a surprising size when he gets stimulated later in the scene. Sean is made to get on all fours so that Marek can lead him around on the leash. He is then made to get up on the low punishment platform and master Ben attaches the leash to the platform. Sean is then told to suck Marek’s cock.
Before long, young Marek is totally naked and Sean is seeming to enjoy sucking his cock. I’m not sure he enjoys sucking the stubby dick of Master Ben when he has to do that, but by this time Marek is rimming his ass and that’s making Sean hard. Ben sucks the youth’s cock. Being fucked by a cute kid like Marek isn’t bad either. Sean even licks Marek’s cock clean after Marek has shot his load. Sean, too, jacks off and is given his clothes and sent home. (Between Ben’s thick cockney and Marek’s Slavic accent some viewers may require subtitles.)

Boyish Timmy Slater with a pageboy cut wants to become a slave in “Slave in Training” and Master Ben is willing to oblige. He strips and we see the young Timmy is well endowed with a very tight foreskin and a cock that arcs downward when fully hard. It’s quite an imposing instrument. Ben can’t resist sucking it. The so-called slave training consists of some extremely light paddling and mutual cocksucking until both jack off.

Alec Steele is the oldest of the boys and was brought in for punishment after supposedly “Granny bashing”. He is made to strip, but to leave on his shoes and socks. His punishment is to lick Ben’s boots, and suck his feet. Ben decides to show him how to do it properly and so takes off one of Alec’s shoes and socks and sucks his toes. Alec has pretty feet so it is infuriating when he is told to put his sock and shoe back on.
Alec has a nice build and cock. Ben massages the latter with a bare foot. Ben sucks Alec’s cock and then has Alec once again remove his shoes and socks so Ben can suck on his toes while Alec (yuck) must suck Ben’s dick.
Alec masturbates onto the fat man’s foot, licks it off and deposits it in the troll’s mouth.

There are two more scenes in this tiresome endeavor: “Dog Training” and “Boy Training”. In the first it these Ben Suffolk a skinny youth with shoulder length curly hair and a long uncut cock hanging down from an almost hairless groin is chained upright where clothespins are attached to his nipples and sides. He is then put on a leash and led around like a dog to eat from a dog bowl, jack off and feed the semen to the troll.
In the thankfully final scene a very young boy is made to suck the hideous fat man’s dick and get fucked by him (although how the stubby prick gets beyond the enormous belly is a mystery—it’s probably faked. For the kid’s sake, I hope so. Amazingly the kid cums in the scene as does Piccadilly Fats. This was the most distasteful scene I have seen in the 800 films I have reviewed for this Website.

The major humiliation for the youngsters is having to perform with Ben. With someone who was a turn-on instead of a turn-off the film might have gotten me off. As it was I felt really sorry for these twinks. Even if they have no sexual allure, slave masters must be intimidating. As well as being as ugly as homemade sin, this pudgy partridge is about as intimidating as a Wal-mart door-greeter. In addition the S & M is so feeble that this film is not likely to please anyone.