Bride Bang (Vertigo Videos) Review

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Initial Thoughts: Have you ever been to a wedding and not really known the couple, but saw the bride and thought she was hot, and wished the best man and 4 of his buddies would just gangbang her right then and there? Well me neither, but aparently someone has and decided to make a movie about it. I love the concept of this disc, one hot little bride just getting banged to hell and back on her wedding day, it's wrong on so many levels, but yet so fun to watch. The bride idea is funny and entertaining in the openings, but the gown and the image of a bride is gone withing 10 or 15 minutes, so much of the greatness here is in the incredibly hot 2 women they got to pull this one off, Kelly Fuckin Wells and Jackie Ashe are beyond outstanding. The girls are just fantastic in these two mini gang bangs, and the sex is flat out all the way, dirty, nasty and super hot. On the girls, sex, and shooting of the sex, I would probably give this disc close to if not a 5 star rating, however, this disc is sadly an example of how poor technicals and a lack of putting in that extra effort can take a diamond studded platinum wedding band, and turn it into a hammered shit necklace. Glitch after Glitch just dragged this one through the mud, some intentional problems and some not so much but equally as fatal. I'll get into all the details, but no time stamp for starters, and this disc although advertised as over 2 hours, is probably closer to 100 minutes, and no extras of any worth on top of that. If your lucky enough to get a error free copy, there is some spectacluar stuff here, but as is, it has way too many problems.

Technical Considerations: Here is where the root of the problems begin. For starters, there is no chapter numbering, and no time stamp, so although there are a few chapter breaks in each 45 minute plus scene, each one is numbered 1, and each chapter starts at a disc runtime of 00:00. There is also a hesitation between chapter changes and often "Disc Menu" is displayed briefly between changes. The disc is also very glitchy, very often during playback, the disc froze up, and on several occasions, it would freeze, and then reset to a chapter earlier in the scene, and since there were no chapter times or numbers, you had no clue where it was in the scene other than by sight. These were very serious factors that really destroyed my enjoyment of the disc, and heavily prevented me from doing my usual proper review of this disc, breakdowns and running times were impossible to achieve because of these issues. for reference sake, I had identical results on both my primary DVD players and my DVD changer, and my older player would not even play the disc, so it's not an isolated issue on my equipment anyway. The disc was new and sealed, was visually in perfect condition, and not a rental. As for the normal technicals, the disc was pretty good, the picture was a little grainy, especially considering the lack of data on the disc, a little pixelation is unacceptable in this case. Sound was good, camera work was quite good, I liked the variations of shots and it was smooth and well located. Lighting was not too much of an issue despite outdoors and indoors action.

Condom Usage: None

Scene Breakdown

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Scene 1: Kelly Wells and 5 guys

Duration: around 45 to 50 minutes give or take

Scene Rating: 5 stars excluding the flaws.

Scene Thoughts: Kelly is all dressed up for her wedding day, and her and her soon to be husband could not be any happier, it seems to be a match made in heaven for both of them, but soon to be hubby is worried about his soon to be bride, she has not experienced a lot sexually in his mind, and he does not want her to have any second thoughts later on in thier marriage, so he has arranged for his five best men to "take care of her". They do a little comedy dance, and then swarm Kelly, she is shocked and taken aback at first. They do this kind of like a reality TV show, so she knows he had a suprise for her, but she never imagined this, it takes her all of about 25 seconds to really get into it, and turn into that hot little slut bride we all payed to see. Kelly is just plain awesome, she is so incredible to watch on screen, she pours energy into her scenes, and genuinely seems to love it. This scene is what a mini gang bang should be, one hot as hell little babe, and non stop cock slamming the hell out of every hole she has, and all the while, her screaming for more. There is some nice variety in this scene, tons of DPs, gagging and deep sloppy oral abound, I think I saw some double anal among the lockups, and maybe double vag too, ATM, PTM, double oral, face fucking, slapping, hair pulling, you name it and Kelly had it done to her here. The wedding dress stayed on about 15 minutes at most, and then it was just her completely nude perfect little body getting slammed, but the vale came back a few times and was crucial in the finale. I don't think you could ask a lot more of any girl in a scene like this, she just is perfect, and at a few intervals really just seems to lose herself in the scene, great energy and the guys keep in there and make an effort too to have a little chemistry back with her. There is circle gang oral, they do some stuff with her as guys fuck her as she is held in the air on each side, standing DPs, all kinds of good stuff, and it has a very fun and charismatic flow to the scene, just really good stuff. As I said, the vale comes back, and each guy deposits a load onto her face with the vale down. There are some pretty sizable loads too, and Kelly gets messed up nicely and even gets some to swallow through the mesh, and she licks and sucks her clothing clean so she can go to the alter. Hot as hell scene, too bad it was wrecked repeatedly by errors on the disc.

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Scene 2: Jackie Ashe and 5 guys

Duration: Around 45 to 50 minutes give or take.

Scene Rating: 4.5 stars from what I saw, again excluding flaws.

Scene Thoughts: Same deal here as the first scene, two happy people about to be married, both excited, both thrilled to be getting hitched and spending the rest of thier lives together, however, this time around, it is the Bride who has the suprise in store, she has called soon to be hubby over before the wedding to show him something, and yep, you guessed it, it's a hell of suprise of her fucking 5 guys. Same basic reason as the first scene, Jackie wants to explore herself sexually a bit more before twisting the knot, so this is how she chooses to do it. I did not really think it was possible, but Jackie puts in a hell of an effort and pretty much matches Kelly's enthusiasm and energy here, I have been a growing fan of Jackie for a while now, but even I did not expect her to shine this brightly in the scene. I had more issues with this scene than the last in terms of freeze ups and glitches, but I still saw enough to be more than thrilled with how hot Jackie was. There is a great oral start to this one, Jackie has the guys line up and works through the line with some nice energy, taking a cue from Brandon Iron's Baker's Dozen series, only on a smaller scale, they lay her on the couch upside down and get into some face fucking stuff too, and this girl is incredibly hot, gagging on cock with a face full of balls pressing up against her nose. again the dress doesn't last all that long, but the vale comes in and out again and again is part of the finish. This time around, we get vag only penetration, Jackie isn't up for the anal madness yet, and in a gang bang scene, that can be a death fall, but not here, Jackie is up to the challenge to compensate with her mouth, and she does a fantastic job of keeping the guys hard and happy, although there still is usually 3 guys with nothing to do but stroke thier own dick at one time. These guys again have some seriously copious loads of canned up cock cream to blast all over sweet Jackie's vale and her pretty face, she handles herself in just about the same manor as Kelly here licking and smiling as the guys launch baby batter on her face. Another very hot scene, but again screwed up by problems.

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Extra Stuff

Photo Gallery:A dozen shots from the hardcore action.

Other Extras: Trailer Reel.

Final Thoughts and Recommendations:

I never like to assign blame without knowledge when it comes to technical issues, because there are a lot of factors that can cause gremlins, and even if it is the studio, replicator, or someone else to blame, it still may be a very isolated issue. Usually when discs have issues like this, it's just another log on the fire to damn the disc, but here, we really have a gem of a movie encased in troubles. Even without the technical problems, this disc does need some work, the chapters have to be numbered, and there has to be a time stamp included, those things are just musts on the technical side to me. By what has become standard these days in adult movies, there also needs to be a little more content here, either throw in a heavy array of nice extras with new content, or throw in another gangbang, there is more than enough time on this disc to do both, but one or the other would really put this disc in the pound seats. Other than those two things, this disc did a ton of things right, the sex is fantastic, and if it were not for the issues, this would be a good disc anyway. I still think it is worth a rental, because you may get a disc without issues, but considering the problems, there is no way I can suggest this one for purchase. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.