Brianna Love is Buttwoman Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Category: Anal
Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Sam No
Starring: Jada Fire, Brianna Love, Sunny Lane, Carmella Bing
Released on: 9/18/2007
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/24/2007
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The Legend Begins Again |
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  2007, 3 hours and 20 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by William H. & Sam No Starring Brianna Love, Sunny Lane, Jada Fire & Carmella Bing  | |||||
| What You Should Know: | |||||
| After so many successful years focusing on female rear ends with his Big Wet Asses series, who better to resurrect the legendary Buttwoman line than William H? Snagging the industry’s most dynamic and backside blessed talent, Brianna Love and an assist from Massive Asses director Sam No, Bill concocts five scenes worthy of joining Tianna, Tiffany Mynx, Belladonna and Lauren Phoenix in adult history. Sunny Lane, Jada Fire and Carmella Bing all drop by to participate in the festivities. | |||||
| Scene One: Brianna Love & Sunny Lane with Lee Stone | |||||
 If there’s one thing William H. and Sam No excel at, it’s providing those rare “fantasy” matchups and this is one that should have fans of phat white female flesh way excited and their salivary glands working overtime. A brief tease segment with both Brianna Love (in a metallic gold bikini) and Sunny Lane (in a shiny blue one) separately precedes their combined girl-girl grope session/tease clash in a nearby pool. The two make their way indoors and make out some more, taking turns fingering and eating out the other, on the sofa before being joined by Lee Stone. Lee leaps right in, licking Brianna’s pussy from behind while she lies in Sunny’s arm, tangling tongues with her. Sunny and Brianna end up sharing Stone’s erection like “play” cousins, generously passing it back and forth and happily sharing him until our star, Love, finally mounts him cowgirl as Lane rides his face. Sunny gets her dose of dick doggie and returns Lee back to Brianna, who settles back onto Stone reverse cowgirl. More doggie with Sunny follows while Brianna hovers over the action, letting Lee taste her pussy from behind as he pumps away. Cut to missionary with Brianna and then Sunny, Lane glistening as if she just took a dip in the pool again. Lee pulls out of Sunny and sinks right into Brianna doggie before dropping his load right across the shiny rear ends of both ladies. Brianna and Sunny rub their asses together and then alternately lick the jizz from each other’s cheeks. | |||||
| Scene Two: Brianna Love & Jada Fire with L.T. | |||||
 ”I squirted the first time I ever masturbated. In my mom’s bed. I thought I was such a freak. And I got scared and I didn’t masturbate for a while.” Jada Fire, Elegant Angel’s resident and current Squirtwoman, listens on as Brianna spins her tale. Love also talks about how Fire was one of the few people to support her when she started to gain weight and encouraged her NOT to diet. Turns out Jada Fire was right. Without her telling Brianna “Fuck that contract, go get a donut”, we might not have our Buttwoman today. And so begins yet another fantasy pairing, Buttwoman vs. Squirtwoman and you don’t even have to buy a separate movie to get it. Jada joins Brianna on a sofa while she masturbates and puts her face directly in the line of fire as Love begins to squirt, dousing Fire’s tight-fitting, yellow and white-striped half Polo with the plunging neckline. In turn, Jada erupts all over Brianna’s bouncing butt cheeks, turning Love’s hot pink booty shorts a deep dark red with her spray. This wetness dripping down Brianna’s ass and into her pussy draws out L.T., who plunges his cock right into Love doggie while Jada continues to jill off beneath them and up into Brianna’s face. They suck L.T.’s dick like veteran teammates before Jada gets screwed doggie, cumming up a tropical storm before allowing Brianna to ride L.T. cowgirl. Jada takes her cock reverse cowgirl, Brianna sucking and caressing Fire’s massive tits as she rides. While L.T. loses his dick in Brianna’s expansive backside doggie, Jada busies herself with a small pink vibrator until L.T. turns his attention back to her, working up to his orgasm with her in mish. He withdraws and empties all over the bridge of Brianna’s nose while Jada adds to his ejaculate with her own.  | |||||
| Scene Three: Brianna Love & Carmella Bing with Billy Glide | |||||
 Making her way up a long driveway, Brianna Love wears a superhot red mesh outfit and matching high-heeled boots and a black leather corset. We see her saunter up to the door as we peer over the shoulder of the impossibly busty, curvy, sexy, sophisticated, voluptuous, statuesque and gorgeous Carmella Bing who is dressed similarly but in black and wielding a riding crop for her impending guest. Bing answer the door and immediately positions Love against it as it closes, admiring and adoring her ass with both her crop, her hands and finally her tongue. The girls eventually move to a sofa and play a bit more until Billy Glide enters the fray, putting his face directly into Brianna’s ass a while before letting the ladies pass his tree trunk of a cock back and forth like a party joint. Love beats it against her full, pouty lips and rides Glide cowgirl while Carmella smothers his face with her round ass. Bing gets that round ass penetrated doggie (as does Brianna) and then watches on, letting her boobs hang over Love’s face and Billy bangs Brianna missionary. Fans of Carmella will particularly enjoy her reverse cowgirl stint with Glide that follows. Anal cowgirl with Brianna, with plenty of a2m head from Carmella, precedes one of the hottest portions of the scene, anal mish with Bing. Glide spreads Carmella wide and violates her anus with focused intensity as Bing swaps spit with Brianna. The gals share Billy’s ass juice-covered prick a2m and then sink it back into Brianna’s ass, this time doggie. Billy’s spooge finds its way simultaneously onto Carmella’s tits and across Love’s butt when he cums and Brianna licks Bing’s shiny tits clean to cap an awesome scene. | |||||
| Scene Four: Brianna Love with Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Buster Good, Dwayne Cumminz, Andrew Andretti & Arnold Schwartzenpecker | |||||
 In the dressing room of some small local stripper dive bar, Brianna Love readies herself before taking the stage. Outside, Kyle Stone shoots pool, Arnold is eating wings and Dick Nasty is asleep at the bar. Things pick up once Brianna makes her entrance, working the pole and shaking her ass until it inevitably grabs every swinging dick’s attention in the joint. Soon, everyone is saddled up by the stage, filling Brianna’s g-string with dollars and getting their face smothered with Love’s ginormous ass and having her pussy rubbed hard over their mouths. It’s at this time that Dwayne and Andrew wander in, the looks on their faces ones of absolute glee when they see what they’ve stumbled upon. Leave it to Dick Nasty to be the first guy brave enough to pull his cock out of his pants and present it to Brianna as she pulls a bill tucked in his waistband out with her mouth. To almost no one’s surprise, Love happily goes down on Nasty so everyone else follows suit, providing a procession of hard cock lined up down the stage for Brianna to suck on. All this action catches the attention of bartender, Buster Good, who strolls over to find all the guys already up on the currency-covered stage and surrounding Brianna in classic blowbang fashion. She takes two money shots in succession on her face and the final four on her ass before gathering her clothes, her pile of money and exiting stage left. | |||||
| Scene Five: Brianna Love with Mr. Pete | |||||
 Wearing the gold string bikini she sports on the cover, Brianna lounges poolside, spending a fair amount of time talking and teasing with William H. Eventually, she swims up to Mr. Pete who wastes no time maneuvering his cock out of his jeans and into Brianna’s hungry mouth. She kneels on the underwater pool steps, working her lips back and forth over Pete’s shaft as her huge ass creates waves in the water behind her. The two move indoors where we find Pete almost suffocated, breathless under Brianna’s jiggling ass meat as she sits on his face. She leans into his crotch and continues to blow Pete, completing the sixty-nine while Pete licks and fingers her pink pussy. He hides his face between her cheeks for a bit with Brianna bent over on all fours before plunging his poker in her pussy doggie. Pete, to his credit, really gives her a pounding to be proud of, grabbing her by the nape of her neck and burying a finger in her ass as he pistons away. He does it so well one would almost be inclined to think that Pete’s been practicing; banging some big booty white girl in his spare time on a regular basis off-camera. Love is obviously appreciative and repays the favor, giving back as good as she got, working Pete over masterfully in cowgirl, reaching back in between passionate kisses to insert him anally mid-way through. The railing continues in anal doggie, Love moaning, whining open-mouthed before cooing back encouragement through clenched teeth as Pete pumps her asshole then flips her over and fingers her twat until she covers the couch with squirt and Pete covers her entire ass with a shower of semen. Love shows off her slick and spackled ass before charging outdoors, running down a long driveway and out onto the street, flashing the passing traffic. Special Features:
 Overall: Logically, Brianna Love shouldn’t even work. If you break her down into parts, she’s typically everything I would normally dislike physically in a performer. Yet when you put it all together, the short A-cup blonde with the full, pouty lips and ridiculously huge ass is just about the sexiest girl working today. When porn picks it’s MVP this January, Brianna’s name better at least be on the ballot. Out of five scenes, Love only has a single sex scene all by her lonesome, the finale with Mr. Pete but you’ll never come away from this feeling as though you didn’t get enough Brianna. She may be paired with Sunny, Jada and Carmella in the previous scenes but she exudes such star power that she verges on making her co-stars bright and potentially overpowering auras dim in her presence. Brianna Love is a star, The Star, in fact and Brianna Love Is Buttwoman (a two-disc set with a plethora of extras and a mini-poster), will stand as a testament to her dominance in 2007.  |
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