Bree's Big Screw Review Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  11/18/2009

Well fans time for a little light hearted fun along with watching some hot sex! Can the two coexist, we will find out in the newest Bree Olson vehicle where she along with Faye Reagan as her sidekick do a little porn reviewing! Ahh Siskel and Ebert have nothing on Bree & Co. The girls introduce the clip from the movie and they have catchy titles which I'll leave you to find out as you watch and the nice thing is you get the girl's porn name as well as the guy she's fucking shown so no mistaken id's here!The set ups are loosely based on the more famous mainstream film and are more used to generate a laugh or two I think with the clever title.

Shawna Lenee with Marco Banderas:

The first flick Bree and Faye check out is based on the popular ET movie but here it's for Extra Testicle, lol, and you see a glowing red thing inside Marco's shorts but that's the extent of it really. Once Shawna frees his dick you don't see anything but a hard cock plundering her mouth and then her pussy until he's ready to nut over her open mouth. A little post scene analysis from Bree and Faye split on the film though both agree on Marco's cock and that they'd jump all over it.

Bree Olson with Tommy Gunn:

On we go to the second scene and Faye takes over here introducing the clip which stars the host Bree in a take off on the classic war flick Apocalypse Now. Bree's got the Martin Sheen role while Tommy is Brando! They even work in the part where Martin reads off the accomplishments of Marlon's character though in this case it's Bree reading about Tommy, this was a good set up. The two have a short debate which ends with Bree agreeing not to kill Tommy if he pulls out his legendary cock and she sees that it's swollen and needs some relief! Pretty good shots here as we see Bree get nekkid, titty fucking, solid knob polishing and she works in some dirty talk too before Tommy nails her. Our girl is nice'n'sweaty by scenes end and you'll hear the trademark Bree yelling as she keeps getting closer and closer to cumming. No anal this scene but some fine pussy nailing takes place before she receives an open mouth pop with cleanup after. They come back to Bree and Faye-- she's using a dildo to play with herself which leads to an amusing exchange between the two and a solid plug for Adam & Eve. com!

Jewel Styles with Dane Cross:

This is only a half hour show, lol, so they quickly move to the next clip from that summer blockbuster, Harry Pussy and the Sorcerers's Bone!! Dane Cross tries to do a spell and it actually works. The dialogue was delivered awkwardly by Dane but I think this was on purpose. Jewel pipes in with some choice words too, she wants his wand in her tight wet pussy, shazzzam and suddenly they're at it, she's freed and you get kissing before they heat it up. Hmm wasn't Hermoine supposed to end up with Ron! Oh well she can bang Harry too I suppose and we see some good cock sucking before everyone's favorite young wizard uses his tongue on his Muggle friend's cookie. A good series of vag shots then follow as young Harry tames that pussy and He Who Must Not Be Named keeps out and let's the two do their thing, pretty good facial pop to close the scene. Upone returning to the studio we see that Faye has on a new outfit or more accurately the lack of one-- it's black tape pretty much across those ample tits, not sure on the bottoms and you see a bit of tape around her lower legs. One thing I'd change if there's a sequel, put the movie screen in front of the girls and shoot one shot looking at them when they talk and then another when you go to show the scene clip, them looking back just looked funny.

Madison Scott with Evan Stone:

The sexy Miss Reagan takes us into the next clip, Spiderpussy!! It stars Miss Scott in the role that put Tobey McGuire on the map, well it put him on it bigtime and we have Evan Stone taking on the role played by Kirsten Dunst. The clip is a famous one too where Spidey is dangling down, Evan's shirt's wet though we don't see the rain but clearly this is to be a take off on that memorable scene. She's even wearing a pink Spidey mask! I must say the kissing was pretty good and got so intense she doesn't put up a fight when Evan takes it off. In fact the two only get more hot'n'heavy as her clothes disappear and my spider sense is tingling now! Boobs are kissed moving to Madison on her knees and she attacks Evan's cock like it's got the spidey venom that will service her for years! Definitely the most aggressive head so far so if you're into the whole gagging, gack gack gack style this should suit you fine. Evan then gives a little lovin to that pussy with his tongue before he yields to his cock to take us home. Good pussy fucking here, the energy is real good from Madison as she rides Evan, doing P2M too. Strong finish in mish/ spoon before he unloads to Spiderpussy's mouth-- good pop too with Madison showing it off a couple times but we don't see if she swallows or not before they cut back to Bree and Faye. Miss Reagan is now totally nude, she can't find her panties! Bree signs off on that lovely note and we're done for this week's show, not sure if we got the Two Boobs Up or Down for each scene or not!

Bree & Faye:

So the credits stop rolling and Bree's like you're free to go and this surprises Faye who was under the impression that by taking this job she was going to hook up with Bree. Miss Olson seemed to intimate this on the phone when asking Faye to help out. But they're at the studios so what can they do there, well it's Bree's studio as Faye astutely points out so pretty much Bree can do what she wants! Bree sees the great logic here so the popcorns set down and the two get to it. A little bit of kissing gets us warmed up , the two do some talking also as they each work over those fine sets of tits both have been blessed with. Bree has never failed to impress me with her g/g work, the young lady loves to eat pussy and Faye was still in her g/g phase here so she was getting into this quite nicely. Both women get a shot as pleasuring each pussy, then the middle part of the scene is taken up with toy play before they wind it down with some good strong fingering before a few kisses takes us to the end for real this time.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this wasn't bad. I enjoyed them creating the porn titles based on popular movies from the past 3 decades. As for the scenes themselves I'd have to give it up to Bree and Tommy who've worked together before. Madison with Evan was solid and finally the g/g with Bree and Faye was good but not entire the type of g/g I would have wished they'd shoot-- probably to tame they'd say but I'm a sucker for great kissing, oral and ass licking-- this kicks a good toy's ass anyday for me. Now for extras you have a nice 20 minute plus BTS clip but the real bonus here is the inclusion of a Bree Olson/ Sasha Grey scene-- hell fucking yeah enjoy these two award winners hooking up and fans this was probably the best scene on the dvd! Hell yeah, try Sasha Grey's fantastic ass moved up over Bree's face-- we see everything from Bree's boobs to Sasha's ass as her pussy is licked-- a great addition and makes this an easy pick up for Bree fans as you see three scenes, you can laugh a little too as you see some good sex.