Breast Worship (Jules Jordan) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/4/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 213 min. (132 min. on DVD 1 and 80 min. on DVD 2)

Production Date: 7 / 27 / 2006

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Amy Ried, Brandy Talore, Natasha Dolling, Sara Stone, Sativa Rose, Velicity Von, Whitney Stevens, Jerry, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Travis Knight, and of course, Jules Jordan himself

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I'm much more of an ass man than a boob man, but with the lineup Jules has put together here I can't help but look forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It's darn hot, but the having a slightly different feeling between the two DVDs held it back slightly for me.

Who Should Watch It : Boobaholics and anybody wanting hot sex

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting more than two boobs in a scene

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual, Jules Jordan has put plenty of effort into the technical aspects. The audio is clear and well balanced, with only a couple extremely minor background noises during the outdoor sequences. The video is almost as good. The picture is extremely clear and well lit, with only a few moments where natural lighting interferes with the action. For a movie that appears to be entirely shot with handheld cameras, it's also extremely smooth.

Music: There's a little sexy music at the start of Natasha's scene, but that's it.

Disc Problems: I couldn't get chapters 13 and 14 (during Whitney's scene) to play right on any of my players. The disc looked good and I haven't had any problems with my player, so I'm left thinking that it might be an authoring problem. I can only hope that it's not a widespread problem, which is hopefully the case as when I checked with bono-ONE, he told me that he didn't have any problems with his copy.

Menus: The main menu nicely works from a great booby shot to a few clips of the movie worked together with some stills. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a group of chapters based on the name of the lovely breast provider in the scene as well as a clip of the scene.

The Feature

After years of providing ass worshipers plenty of spank material, Jules is moving on up. No, he didn't sign his soul over to Vivid. Instead, he's giving breast men their turn. That's right, it's time for the Jules Jordan Sweater Puppet Show!

Scene 1 – Sara Stone and Mr. Pete

Sara, who's transitioning from brunette to blonde, starts things out letting her fantastic tits stretch out a white mesh top as Jules admires them and talks with her about them. He gives Sara some oil to pour over her tits, and she makes sure to put on a great show with them complete with some nice trash talking and pressing her tits against a glass table as Jules watches from below. Mr. Pete arrives just in time for Jules to decide he needs and extra set of hands, and moves right in to start worshiping Sara's rack both from in front of her and reaching around behind her. Sara helps rub her tits all around Mr. Pete's face when he comes back around to suck them, and after they play a bit more drops down to work Pete's pecker out of his pants so she can tease it with her tongue while giving him some great eyes. Of course she works it between her tits and gives it some nice sucking before getting on all fours to let Mr. Pete play with her pussy before fucking it from behind. She crawls over to a large couch where she lets Mr. Pete give it to her missionary style while she juggles her titties and lets Pete slap them. Pete slides behind Sara to spoon her so he can kiss her neck and shoulder as well as grabbing her tits before letting her ride him reverse cowgirl style. They go back for a bit more doggie where Pete massages Sara's asshole with his thumb before she rides him cowgirl style so Pete can continue to admire her titties. Finally, Sara lies back and lets Mr. Pete fuck her tits until he cums all over her face, neck, and tits.

This scene is every bit as hot as I had hoped it would be. Sara is almost always a joy to watch, and although I'm still a bit unsure whether I like her going the bottle blonde route, it hasn't changed her sexual performance. She and Mr. Pete have great chemistry that's complete with plenty of smiles and bantering between them, while Jules continues to show off one of the best eyes in the business capturing it all. He worked the tease extremely well to start the scene, and doesn't let the scene lag for a moment. This is one heck of a great scene, and there's no denying that Jules lives up to the boxcover claim that ”Jules is doing for tits what he did for the ass!”.

Scene 2 – Velicity Von, Jules Jordan, and Mark Wood

Jules starts out the second scene admiring Velicity's ass as it challenges a pair of white and black polka dotted hotpants before moving up to see how her tits are challenging a black mesh bikini top. He chats with her about being doubly blessed and has her go for a little walk before she breaks out her massive mams and lets Jules have a taste. Velicity continues to show off before they head inside to play, where Jules can't resist giving Velicity's ass a few slaps before they make their way over to Mark, who goes right to worshiping her tits as well as her ass. Jules moves in as well, and lets his tongue show his appreciation for Velicity's ass and pussy before Velicity works her mouth both cocks. She lies back so Jules can tongue her a bit more before fucking her missionary style as she keeps working on Mark orally before the guys trade places. They also give her a little doggie action before lubing up her ass and treating it with a red plug that Velicity eagerly sucks clean before letting Mark fuck her ass as she sucks Jules' cock. When Mark comes around to get his cock sucked clean Jules moves in to give it to Velicity's ass. She shows off a nice gape as Jules fucks her ass, and shows another when she takes an anal cowgirl ride from Mark. She lets Mark move to her pussy so Jules can join in and give Velicity her first double penetration cowgirl style. Velicity looks like she's being pushed a little, but gets into it nicely as the scene goes on complete with a couple nice tastes of her ass from Jules' cock. She lets the guys worship her tits a little more before impaling her ass on Jules' cock reverse cowgirl style and giving Mark a little more oral love. Velicity lays back for Jules to fuck her tits a little more, and then lets both guys spew their seed all over her pretty face.

This is another winner of a scene. As always, Velicity looks absolutely fantastic and has a killer body with a fantastic spirit and smile. There's great chemistry between her and the guys, and I love how Jules can't seem to decide whether to worship her tits or her ass. Velicity does a great job with the anal, and although she looks like she gets pushed a little with the double penetration, for a first attempt it comes off very nicely. This is another fantastic scene with plenty of attention given to the tits as well as passionate sex.

Scene 3 – Sativa Rose and Jule Jordan

Sativa starts out in a sexy black braless corset that shows off her tits all too well along with some sexy red and black panties while chatting about dining on her tits and admiring them. Sativa shows off her pussy and ass to him as well before heading to the fridge with Jules to get out a bit of whipped cream for her tits. Jules gives them a few sucks before decorating them with whipped cream to lick off, and then gives her pussy the same treatment. He comes back up when Sativa sprays down her tits, and then moves back down to cream up her ass so he can eat it clean. Sativa turns around to check out how hard his cock has gotten playing with her, and then drops down to take him into her throat. Jules fucks her from behind, and when he pops out Sativa insists on dropping down to suck him into her throat a couple more times. They head over to a chair where Sativa teases him with her pussy before riding him reverse cowgirl style. They head into the next room for some missionary work, with Jules giving her pussy some nice attention before Sativa fingers her ass lightly and then lets him fuck it. Jules gives her pussy a couple pumps before letting her suck him clean, and then slides behind her to spoon her ass. She turns around to suck him clean and then climbs up to impale her ass on his cock cowgirl style. She sucks him clean again before the reverse cowgirl anal, and of course keeps it going as Jules fucks her ass from behind. Finally, Jules fucks Sativa's tits as she happily tells him how much she knows he wants to cum on her face before she takes a nice creamy pop all over her tongue and face for her to sallow down.

Sativa is a girl who I know has a very good following, but has been rather hit or miss for me while frequently falling around the above average level. Here, however, Jules shows just how amazing she can be. She's playful and vocal, and I love how she reacts to how Jules works her over as well as how she teases him and dominates him a bit. The chemistry between them is some of the best I've seen from Sativa, and it all comes off very naturally. This just might be the best Sativa Rose scene I've watched.

Scene 4 – Brandy Talore and Jules Jordan

When Jules heads to the supermarket, he doesn't even make it to the store before spotting Brandy stretching out her pink sweater as she brings a couple watermelons out to her car. Jules chats with her when she can't find her boyfriend's car and compliments her on her melons before offering her a ride. She lets him know that he'll have to help her with her melons, and of course Jules has no problem with that before letting her into his Escalade. When he starts up the car, the DVD player kicks up with a little of Jenna Haze in action that they watch while making their way around the parking lot trying to find the car when Brandy lets Jules know she doesn't have a problem with porn. They decide to head back to Jules' place for an hour to give her boyfriend a chance to come back, and chat about her tits on the way. He gives her a tour of the house, of course starting with the bedroom, and rebuffs him quickly when she catches him staring at her tits. She graciously gives him a peek of her sexy black bra, and soon after unleashes her tits for him. When she sits back on his chair, her pussy peeks through her black mesh and pink panties under her jean skirt and she notices how Jules seems to be stretching out his pants a little. She lets him break out his cock and goes right to sucking it, and of course lets him work it around her tits as well before he moves down to work on her bald beaver with his tongue and fingers. Of course Jules moves up to fuck her missionary style, and after moving to the bed for a little more cocksucking Brandy climbs up to ride Jules reverse cowgirl style. They also get in some spooning and a cowgirl ride so Jules can continue to admire Brandy's tits. They finish things up with a little more titty fucking and Brandy taking a nice creamy load on her face before they decide to head back and see if they can find Brandy's boyfriend.

It comes as no surprise that Jules and Brandy finish out the first DVD with a great scene. Brandy's always a joy to watch, and has such a great “girl next door” feel to her. She's cute and a bit shy, but also has a funloving attitude that frequently comes out. I love how she makes little Mmmmm noises as she sucks him and plenty of Oooooo's as they fuck, and there isn't a single moment where she doesn't look like she's enjoying herself. It's a slightly shorter scene than the others and limited to vaginal action, but with the spirit here I could care less.

Scene 5 – Amy Ried, Jerry, and Travis Knight

Cute brunette Amy starts out the second DVD outside stretching out a pink button-up half shirt and bouncing for Jules. She chats about her boobs breaking free in public and shows them off for Jules as he makes his way around to repeatedly admire the full package. Jules notices that he's not alone admiring Amy, so they head up so Amy can be worshiped by Jerry and Travis up close. They give her tits some nice sucking while mixing in a few kisses around her neck and mouth, as well as working a hand into her pants to start playing with her down below before heading inside. Travis drops down to start working on Amy's undercarriage while Jerry continues to work on her tits including oiling them up, and she rewards Jerry for his attention by giving him the first blowjob. He also gets the first fuck missionary style as Amy moves over to suck Travis's cock before turning around and letting Travis nail her from behind. She moves back to Jerry for a reverse cowgirl ride and rolls to her side for Jerry to spoon her before having Travis come back in and give it to her missionary style and riding him cowgirl style. Finally, she lies back for a bit of titty fucking before taking a good double facial.

Although Amy's received plenty of attention and praise, this is the first I've seen her in action. I know this is only one scene, but I can't quite see what all the hype is about. Yes, she has a fantastic body, but her looks are fairly average. She also puts out one of the weakest scenes in the movie, as the chemistry here just doesn't keep up with that in the other scenes. Amy picks things up as the scene goes on, but for much of the scene just doesn't seem to be into Travis. Perhaps the best thing about this scene is Amy's double facial. All in all, as I watched this scene I couldn't help but think of Jules' Slut Puppies. Everybody but me seemed to think it was one of the best things since sliced bread, and Amy's barely legal and fairly generic look reminded me of it. This scene didn't do a lot for me, but I'm sure a lot of others will enjoy it much more.

Scene 6 – Whitney Stevens and Mr. Pete

Brunette Whitney starts things out looking a little lost in a pink polo shirt and jeans as she arrives at Jules' door. Jules has Mr. Pete hide as he chats up Whitney about her tits as she rubs them through her shirt. She shows off a bit for him while they chat inside and outside, and even oils up her tits for him before Jules checks to see if she'd like to fuck even if she wasn't scheduled to. Whitney eagerly agrees and heads over to press her eighteen year old tits against the glass between her and Mr. Pete to tease him as he licks and gropes at the glass before Jules has her come inside so Mr. Pete can really worship her tits. He squeezes, kisses, and fucks her tits before letting her suck his cock a bit, and then has her bend over so he can check out her ass and pussy before fucking her doggie style. They move on through a little reverse cowgirl and some hard spooning with a little kissing and Mr. Pete adding a couple extra fingers to her pussy. He has her suck his cock clean as he continues to play with her pussy and then lies her back to fuck her missionary style. Of course they get in some missionary work as well so Mr. Pete can slap Whitney's nice round ass as well as worshiping her tits, and after a bit be picks her up and moves her to an ottoman so he can go back to fucking her missionary style as her boobs shake all around. Finally, Whitney lets Mr. Pete fuck her tits until his one-eyes spitting snake throws up all over her tits and face, and then sucks out the last little bit while looking up at the camera.

For a first scene, Whitney does a darn good job. She takes a good hard pounding from Mr. Pete, but there were a few times she didn't look the most comfortable. At the same time, there's plenty of times where Whitney looks to get into the action quite well. This isn't uncommon for a first time scene, which is part of the reason they often fall short for me, but overall Whitney turns out a nice first scene. She feels unsure at times, which one would expect, but doesn't mug the camera badly or look completely lost. That's a lot better than a lot of first timers do, and I'm sure she'll make fans of first timers quite happy here.

Scene 7 – Natasha Dolling and Jules Jordan

Natasha, a dirty blonde with braces, starts out the final scene in a white miniskirt and tank top strutting around the pool in tall black porno pumps before turning around to show a large tattoo and dropping her skirt to show the bottom of a black bikini. Jules moves in to chat with her a bit about the movie being for the boob worshipers out there, and after she takes a drink from her bottle of water she pours some around her chest for a one-girl wet t-shirt contest. After Jules admires her nicely pierced nipples through her wet top, Natasha pulls her top up, jiggles her tits, and oils them up for him before pulling her thong aside to show off her pussy and ass. They head inside where Jules follows Natasha up the staircase as she continues to show off for him before moving in to suck her tits. She gropes his cock a bit before lying back for Jules to tongue her pierced pussy and suck her tits a little more, and then repays him with a bit of knob gobbling. Jules moves up to fuck her on the couch missionary style before heading to the bed for some reverse cowgirl action and spooning. They keep it going doggie style back on an ottoman before Jules has Natasha suck his cock clean. Afterwards Jules quickly titty fucks her and then strokes himself onto her tits as Natasha tries to lick it up.

This is a pretty good scene. I'm not a barely legal fan so the braces are a bit of a turn-off for me, but Natasha does have a nice tight body and I'm a sucker for pierced nipples. She and Jules seem to have fun here, but the scene seems so short compared to the others that I couldn't help but wonder where the rest of the scene was. This wasn't a bad scene, but it wasn't close to the level of the other scenes.

Breast Worship shows that Jules Jordan is about way more than just ass (iunc ase you hadn't figured that out already). He's assembled a fantastic group of busty beauties here, and gives their breasticles the same love attention he's given asses over the years. There's plenty of tease, and even when they move on to start fucking there's still plenty of attention given to the sweater meat. Boob fans are going to have plenty to love here, but at the same time the arrangement of the two DVDs gave the movie a slightly off feeling at times. The first DVD is filled with girls with a couple extra years and a bit of experience, namely Sara Stone, Brandy Talore, Velicity Von, and Sativa Rose, while the second DVD is filled with newbies and barely legals Amy Ried, Whitney Stevens, and Natasha Dolling. Being a fan of more experienced women, this gave the first DVD an extremely strong start for me, and at the end of it I could easily see Breast Worship getting one of the rare 5-star ratings from me. The second DVD tamed that, as I'm not really a fan of first timers and barely legal girls, but I can see many others out there having the completely opposite feeling towards the two DVDs. Regardless, that means that every tit fan out there should be able to find something to love in Breast Worship, and even with the second DVD not working as well for me as the first, I can't help but highly recommend what I hope will be the start of another smoking hot Jules Jordan series.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Ass Worship 8, Black Owned, Feeding Frenzy 8, Jenna Haze Darkside, Tunnel Vision, and Weapons of Ass Destruction 4. The photo gallery contains over fifty great looking snapshots. In addition to a cast listing letting you know which girl is in each scene while sadly ignoring the male talent, there's a biography for Jules Jordan. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, cumshot recaps, and weblinks.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts a few seconds short of twenty three minutes. Velicity starts things out being interrupted by falling rodents before Jules graces us with a little extra assfucking with her. There's also a bit of footage between takes and after the pop before moving on to Amy before shooting her scene. There's also a bit of behind the scenes action as Amy takes the facial and runs before moving onto the fun of shooting in public places and a bit of extra sex with Brandy. Sara is next, who has some fun chatting with Jules as well as challenging Mr. Pete's talents. Next up is Sativa, who Jules has a bit of fun with before moving on with some outtakes and extra sex. Whitney follows them up with a little extra sex where you can see Mr. Pete and Jules trying to make her comfortable so she can give the best possible scene. There's also a little extra sex with Natasha and some talk during the cleanup. This is the best behind the scenes featurette I've seen from Jules Jordan since he broke from the Evil Empire. He nicely features each of the ladies in the movie, and keeps things moving along nicely. There's a good mix of sex and personality, and it definitely adds to the overall DVD. This is a very good behind the scenes featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, titty fucking, group, rimming (male > female), anal, toys, ass to mouth, DP, food play, and swallowing

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, Jules Jordan Video DVDs can be found online for between about $25 and $35, with most stores offering them for under $30. Once again, Jules has put out a DVD well worth the money. Over three and a half hours of well done sex with around another half hour of extras (including over twenty minutes of extra sex and behind the scenes) and very nice care put towards the technical aspects. It might not have worked at the same level throughout the entire movie, but it's still one heck of a hot release that's a must for breast lovers.

Note to Jules Jordan Video: It's nice to see you putting a little more effort into your behind the scenes featurette here. In the future, please also give a little love to the guys in the cast listings. The chapter menu makes it easy to pick out the girls, so give the guys a little credit as well.

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