Boxer Boys Review

Reviewed by wizzerbud  on  4/22/2006

Boxer Boys is one of those films that you look at the box cover seeing this hot guy and hoping that the rest of the cast equals his good looks. In this case they don’t; but they still manage to bring a few hotties in. The video has four scenes lasting 103 minutes. As the title would imply, the plot centers on boxing. In reality, it just sort of centers around sex in and around the boxing ring. As usual they don’t identify the performers with any kind of association of their name with a face, so it’s anyone’s guess who is who in this video.

In the opening scene two guys are boxing (sort of). One hot looking tight muscled dude is in white trunks and a smaller average looking guy is in red trunks. Red falls backward (with no force from White). White removes his headgear and gets down on the mat kissing his opponent. He works his way down to Red’s chest licking and sucking his nipples. We soon learn that in lieu of sucking dick, White will suck Red’s nipples when it seems like he needs to do something to keep the scene moving. White’s trunks come off and Red flips over on top of him to service his chiseled pecs and abs with his tongue. He gets down to the dick and starts sucking feverishly. Unfortunately he doesn’t do this for very long. Red lies down on his front and White licks and kisses around his ass. They move to a 69 where Red sucks White’s cock while White licks around Red’s ass. They move around in different positions for Red to keep sucking White’s dick. White still has yet to get hard. A third guy approaches the ring wearing Blue trunks. He has a shaved head and a small athletic frame. He steps into the ring and drops his trunks so that Red can suck his cock. They swap up and Blue sucks on Red while White is off to the side working his dick trying to get hard. Blue slips on a condom and the three of them work different positions where Blue fucks Red and sometimes White shoves his limp dick in Red’s mouth at the same time. They do some missionary, doggy style, cowboy, and some sidesaddle fucking. Sometimes White participates and other times he doesn’t. This is a real shame given that White is the feature cover model for the DVD on both the front and back of the box. Red manages to shoot his load while still riding Blue’s dick and Blue shoots his load afterward. White managed to get his dick hard at one point jacking it, but he didn’t keep it hard for long. He never delivers the cum shot. I am tempted to believe that Blue was not originally cast to do the fucking, but in fact White couldn’t do it, so Blue was a last minute fill in.

For the second scene two slender guys appear. One is in the boxing ring sort of practicing while another dude is working on some cable crossovers. The guy in the ring is wearing navy trunks whereas the other one is in a pair of Speedos. Trunks guy leaves the ring to join Speedos guy and the two of them quickly start kissing and making out. They get out of what little they are wearing and it becomes apparent both of these guys posses some huge dicks. Neither of them is much to look at in terms of face and body, but they do have a lot of cock meat to work with. They each suck on each other and then move over to the ring to bend over and lick each other’s asses. They attempt to do each other, but typical of South American rimming, their work is pitiful. They just sort of quiver their tongue around the hole. Trunks is the top here as he fucks Speedos doggy style, missionary, sidesaddle, cowboy and reverse cowboy. They talk a lot during it, but it’s not English so I have no idea what they are saying. They are also doing a lot of grunting and groaning, almost to the point of being annoying. Speedos grunts and groans non-stop. Trunks is still pounding away at Speedos when Speedos oozes out a pitiful cum shot. Trunks, however, shoots out a load big enough for both of them.

By now I am wondering if this video will ever pick up and in the third scene it does. Blue trunks guy from the first scene is back and wearing red trunks. He and another guy are hitting a punching bag. The other guy is a hot muscular guy wearing White trunks. They stop hitting the bag and start kissing. White starts out sucking Red briefly and then Red drops down to suck on White. Both of these guys have some big cocks. White bends Red over to give his ass some tongue work (more pitiful ass lick work) and Red returns the favor by giving White a lousy rim job. They move to fucking and Red is the top again in this scene with White taking it doggy style, reverse cowboy, cowboy, sidesaddle, and missionary. This is some of the quietest sex as these two do not say very much or moan or groan, etc. When they finish fucking, White shoots a thick but small load of cum while getting fucked. Red spits out a huge wad of jizm.

For the final scene, one dude is in Speedos and a definite hardon bulging out working on a shoulder machine and another dude is in Red trunks working on the punching bag. Those Red trunks got their use in this video shoot. Neither is all that muscular but they are still good looking. Trunks guy has one of those chests that looks muscular until you squeeze it and Speedos does give it a couple of squeezes in this scene. They stop what they are doing and work on each other’s chest with their mouth and tongue. Trunks leaves a strawberry around Speedos’ nipples from his nip sucking. Trunks sucks on Speedos’ dick first but he only takes the head of that monster cock. The sucking goes on for too long for such a pitiful blowjob. They move to the fucking where Trunks serves up bottom duties taking Speedos’ cock doggy style, cowboy, reverse cowboy and some sidesaddle. The fucking is not really intense, which is unfortunate as these two are a couple of hotties. It could be that Trunks just had trouble taking that big schlong thus making it hard for any kind of pounding. When they get ready to blow, they both let loose a big cumshot.

The extras here are pretty typical with the Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Trailers for 5 videos, and the website info.

I have come to learn that a video from South American Pictures is similar to that of an amateur video company. The guys will generally be inexperienced, diverse in their looks ranging from hot to skanky, big thick cocks, and guys who may or may not suck cock or kiss, and guys that may have trouble getting or staying hard. The first two scenes were not so thrilling for me; however, I did like the last two. If you are into that amateur type feel, then this is one you would want to buy, but if you aren’t it might make better for a rental unit.